Friday, October 2, 2015

Jessa Duggar & Ben Seewald Share Marriage Tips: Everything"s More Dramatic at Night!

Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald appeared at the Southern Women’s Show in Orlando last week, and the unscripted Q&A session yielded some serious gaffes and surprising revelations.


First we learned that Jessa and Ben responded to claims that they’re broke and effectively unemployed by…encouraging their fans to shop at Ross? We’re hoping that was part of an endorsement deal.


Anyway, Jessa and Ben’s random money-saving tips were quickly overshadowed by the announcement that Jessa’s home birth will be featured on a TLC special about the Seewalds.



That obviously drew an excited response from the crowd, but it seems Jessa and Ben weren’t through offering tips about how to maintain a happy home.


Hey, no one understands marriage better than a couple of newlyweds in their early 20s, right? Take it away, Seewalds:



Yes, Jessa and Ben opened up about what goes on in their bedroom at night – and there was nothing remotely sexy about it.


Apparently, the Seewalds have a rule against arguing “in the evening” because they feel that “everything is more dramatic at night.”


They say they turn to the Bible to help them settle disputes, but frankly, that quote sounds more like tagline from Josh’s Ashley Madison profile!


Selena Gomez: Suffering From Anxiety! Addicted to Klonopin, Ativan & Booze (Supposedly)!

Selena Gomez is suffering from emotional issues and anxiety attacks, and has been self-medicating with a dangerous combination of substances.


According to a tabloid new report, anyway …



Gomez was open about her emotional issues and anxiety struggles, which she claims were a reason – or the reason – behind her last trip to rehab.



With the star jet-setting around the globe doing interviews and appearances, and now her world tour announcement, there’s no rest for the weary.


All of the exposure she’s been getting – and no, we don’t mean the Selena Gomez nude kind of exposure – has come at a heavy price, insiders say.


The stress, chaos and fatigue have triggered severe anxiety attacks, and she’s been self-medicating with things that are far from “Good For You.”


[Virtual high-five to us on that one, right?!]


“Selena’s panic attacks are crippling on some days,” says a source close to the struggling 23-year-old. “It’s worse than ever before.”


“They start with heart palpitations and they escalate to where her whole body goes rigid. She usually just crawls into a ball and hyperventilates.”


Wow. And not over Bieber this time, either.



Sometimes it feels like she’s alright, the insider adds.


On the flip side, other times, the all-consuming panic attacks feel inevitable, “it will happen every day for more than two weeks straight.”


Yikes. And the problems don’t end there.


Selena has reportedly been prescribed Klonopin and Ativin for her anxiety attacks, on top of the drugs she takes for her Lupus.


Combined with alcohol, that can be a deadly mixture, and her family and friends reportedly fear she is headed down a dark road.


Says one concerned source close to her:


“She is careening towards rock bottom again. We are talking about having an intervention because Selena needs a reality check, and help fast.”


The only cure? Start having sex with Justin Bieber again. That should clear her mind in the short term … or possibly make things 100 times worse.


Either way, it’s worth a shot.

Kim Kardashian Gushes Over Caitlyn Jenner"s Boobs

Kim Kardashian has been adamant for years that she has never undergone any plastic surgery.


But those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online next week will bear witness to Kim admitting that she sort of wants one now.



Why?



Because she just saw Caitlyn Jenner topless!


This sneak peek opens with Kim telling Khloe Kardashian that she just came from watching Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair shoot, the pictorial that officially announced Caitlyn as… well… Caitlyn.


“I went into the closet and she went to change and she was like, ‘You can stay in,’ and took off top and had no bra,” Kim explains to her sister of what recently transpired.


“Her boobs were like Kourtney’s like when she first got hers done. Like, it made me want a boob job. Like, the best boobs.”


(Side note: Wait… Kourtney Kardashian had a boob job?!? Was this public knowledge?)


A stunned Khloe then asks to back the conversation up a bit, asking to confirm that her stepfather now has “full implants.”


Yup, replies Kim, “like a C” cup.


Wow. Interesting. And also impressive.


Guess we can now go in and add Caitlyn Jenner to the following gallery of celebrity bra sizes, huh?


Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison to Renew Vows (Now That She"s an Adult)

In a recent interview, Courtney Stodden’s mother said that she regrets allowing her 16-year-old daughter to marry Doug Hutchison.


But despite some bumps in the road (including a period of separation, during which Courtney slept with other men), the 55-year-old actor and 21-year-old “solo sex tape” star are still going strong.


In fact, Courtney recently confirmed to Us Weekly that she and Doug are planning to renew their vows in a “glamorous” second wedding ceremony.



“We’re still in planning mode,” said Stodden at a recent PETA fundraiser.



“I can finally [plan] it myself, you know, because I was 16 and I had to have it signed [by my parents], so I think finally not having any parents involved and just doing it myself is going to be great.”


“I want to do a big thing, because, you know, our first time around we married in Las Vegas next to a Chevron — it was not that glamorous! So I really want to play it up. I want to do the whole Cinderella thing.”


Courtney added that she plans to wear a mermaid dress and that the ceremony will have “kind of an old Hollywood look.”


Yeesh, another Cinderella/mermaid/old Hollywood wedding? We kid.


C’mon Courtney – part of being an adult is picking one theme and sticking with it.


We know you weren’t on the prom planning committee because you were busy being married to your middle-aged acting coach, but you can’t make up for it now with some nutso Disney-under-the-sea-Bogey-and-Bacall custerf-ck!


Sorry. We’re sure it’ll be lovely. Enjoy.