Thursday, October 8, 2015

Gloria Govan at Center of Matt Barnes-Derek Fisher Fight

Matt Barnes and Derek Fisher have gone from teammates to rivals.


And not because their teams are battling for a playoff spot or anything.




Multiple sources have confirmed that Barnes, a small forward on the Memphis Grizzlies who recently lied about a Rihanna relationship, got into a fight this weekend with Fisher, the head coach of the New York Knicks.



And the source of their contention was none other than Gloria Govan.


The Basketball Wives cast member held a party on Saturday night, one attended by Fisher, who filed for divorce from his wife in March and who is believed to now be taking it to the hole with Govan (if you know what we mean!).


“Barnes was in Santa Barbara and heard that Fisher was in his house. He went crazy,” an insider tells The New York Post.


“He got in his car and went to the house and went after Fisher.”


For the record, that means Barnes drove 95 miles specifically to “beat the sh-t” out of Fisher, as explained by another source.


He apparently succeed, though Fisher does not plan on pressing charges and will not address the incident in public.


“Personal and private matters will remain private,” Fisher told reporters prior to a Knicks preseason game on Monday.


Perhaps this is actually a keen strategy by Fisher: Distract the media from how terrible his basketball team is by shifting national attention to his personal life instead.


If so, is it too early to award Derek Fisher Coach of the Year?


Kim Zolciak Photoshop Fail: What a WAIST!

Kim Zolciak‘s killer body is the result of some serious commitment to diet and fitness … and/or some seriously creative Photoshop use.


Most likely it’s the latter. See below …



In the past, we’ve heard Kim Zolciak deny plastic surgery rumors, but now that she’s out of Dancing with the Stars, she does have time on her hands.



Time spent doctoring her social media pics?


“The molding in the background by Zolciak’s right hip (left) isn’t straight, as it is towards the top of the image,” says a photo expert quoted by Radar.


This suggests that the Instagram image “was moved slightly inward in this area towards Zolciak’s hip to create a more pronounced angle.”


The photo on the right is even worse.


“The edge of Zolciak’s dress on the right side contains a slight blur; again suggesting this area was subtly manipulated in some manner.”


Lastly, Zolciak’s right elbow “appears slightly deformed and unnatural … suggesting this area near her hip was [likely] moved inward.”


Zolciak’s elbow “looks unnaturally warped … downward to move her right hip inward. Also, the edge of the black door is slightly curved.”


You be the judge … of these two apparently altered pics and many more Kim Zolciak body selfies that have to be seen to be believed:


Taylor Swift Has Learned an Important Lesson

Taylor Swift knows she may have bad blood again in the future with a fellow celebrity.


But she tells the latest issue of NME that she’s learned how to handle it now.



Speaking to the British fashion magazine, Swift was reticent to talk about her recent feud with Nicki Minaj.



It went down in August after Swift took offense to Minaj Tweeting about how the MTV Video Music Awards only honor singers who “celebrate women with very slim bodies.”


Taylor took offense to the comment, believe Minaj was referring to her and the stars went back and forth for a bit on Twitter.


They buried the hatchet to the point where they actually appeared together on stage at the 2015 VMAs, but still.


“I send text messages now,” Swift says. “If there seems to be some kind of misunderstanding, I go to someone’s management, I get their number and I text them.”


Regarding the dangers of social media and how it can lead to some misunderstandings, Swift added:


“It’s an important lesson for anyone to learn in 2015.”



Overall, though, Swift has gotten pretty good at smoothing things over with one-time rivals.


Consider how far she has come with Kanye West, who notoriously interrupted her speech at the 2009 VMAs to say she won a trophy that ought to have gone to Beyonce.


“Me and Kanye are on such good terms now,” Swift said, explaining that she had dinner with the rapper a week after the Grammy Awards this year.


We assume she sent him a text message about where to meet up.

Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson Has a Giant Dong!

Yesterday, naked photos of Justin Bieber cleared up rumors that the singer had been manipulating photos in order to make his junk look bigger.


Now, Jessica Simpson apparently wants the world to know that the Biebs has nothing on her aptly-named husband, Eric Johnson, who she claims is rocking an elephant trunk between his legs.



“She is always a satisfied woman!” a source close to Jessica tells Radar Online. 



“Jessica and Eric have an incredibly hot sex life and, according to her, it just keeps getting better. She tells us that their ‘through the roof’ sex alone will keep them together. She loves to brag about him.”


The insider adds that when Jessica is drunk (which we’re guessing is often), she’ll show her friends nude photos of Eric in order to confirm that her man is packin’. 


“Jessica is very proud of her accomplishments in the fashion world,” says the source. “But she is equally as proud of her, as she says, husband’s HUGE heart.”


And you thought Jessica’s “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos were racy! Apparently, the girl is out there showing her husband’s massive dong to anyone willing to look.


That’s like Instagramming pictures of your dinner, Jessica. There are some things you can just enjoy without showing the whole world.