Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Kardashian-Jenner Plastic Surgeries Highlighted in Mind-Blowing Instagram Videos

It’s no secret that the Kardashian-Jenner girls have had some work done.


Kim and kompany’s love of plastic surgery is so well known that doctors have complained of the “Kardashian effect” that’s led to unrealistic expectations and frequent requests for dangerous “enhancements.”


Now, a hero Instagram user named Saint Hoax is showing the world just how much the Kard clan has changed over the years with a series of brilliant videos highlighting the various nips and tucks that have created the faces we know today.


First there’s Kylie, who, for the longest time, wouldn’t even admit to getting lip injections



Kylie attributes her transformation to puberty. We’re saying Mama Kris signed off on a handful of procedures.


Next up is Khloe. The rumors that she’s had $ 3 million worth of work done may be (slightly) exaggerated, but there’s no denying that the girl’s bone structure has changed considerably over the years:



And, of course, we have Kim. The Lewis & Clark of facial reconstruction who blazed a trail for her sisters and lit the path to reality show stardom and heavily re-touched magazine photospreads:



We’re not here to shame anyone, and if all the folks who’ve had work done left Hollywood, there would be no one left in town, but as role models to millions of young girls, we wish Kylie, Khloe, Kim, etc. would be a bit more open about the amount of work they’ve had done.


As it is, they’re a set of living Barbie dolls – setting unrealistic expectations for a generation of impressionable girls, who may become insecure young women.


Skunk Handler Pulls Epic Morning TV Prank

On the scale of mean pranks, it may not get any worse than pretending to blow up your three-year old son.


Heck, not even any of these over-the-top pranks can compete with that dastardly maneuver.


But Kip Smith, an animal handler who works for a company called Wildlife Encounters, still deserves some recognition.


Smith recently appeared on The Morning Blend, a talk show that airs in Omaha, Nebraska, and he brought a friend with him. If anyone can really be "friends" with a skunk, that is.


About three minutes into the clip featured here, Smith used a hidden water bottle to trick hosts Mike DiGiacomo and Mary Nelson into thinking they were sprayed by the animal.


Which would be just about the grossest thing that could ever happy to anyone.


Check out the funny sneak peek now and take special note of DiGiacomo"s reaction. It"s safe to say he wasn"t amused.


Skunk handler pulls epic morning tv prank

Shia LaBeouf Called Cops "Silly," Claimed to Be in the National Guard

As you may have heard, Shia LaBeouf was arrested again on Friday night.


At this point, the troubled actor’s antics are more sad than funny, but every time The Beef f–ks up, some amusing details emerge shortly thereafter, so it kinda balances out.


In fact, you might say we’re…even Stevens. Sorry.



Anyway, just like the time Shia freestyle rapped or began screaming about America during his infamous visit to Mt. Rushmore, LaBeouf’s latest brush with the law was loaded with enough WTF? moments to assure the Gary Buseys and Nicolas Cages of the world that the psycho torch has been passed.


Shia kicked things off by alleging that the LAPD had plotted to kill a friend of his. In order to appreciate the full batsh-ttery of this claim, it’s important to know that Shia was arrested in Austin, roughly 1,400 miles from LA.


As they often do with Shia, things got weirder from there.


The cops who had observed his erratic behavior asked him not to jaywalk through a busy intersection. He did so, and then proceeded to taunt the officers, repeatedly calling one of them “silly.”


Despite the fact that the officers almost certainly recognized him (if not, the assembled crowd surely alerted them that this was someone famous), LaBeouf claimed to be a decorated National Guardsman, for reasons that we’re sure made perfect sense to him at the time.


Despite his long history of similarly odd run-ins with the law, Shia will probably get off with a fine and some community service.


We kid the guy, but in all seriousness, we hope he manages to get the help he clearly needs.


Scott Disick on Instagram: Never Give Up!!

Never give up. That’s the message Scott Disick shared on Instagram right after millions tuned in to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.


What do make of The Lord’s cryptic, possibly inspirational sentiment?!



The dad-of-three, 32, shared a photo Monday morning of the words “Never Give Up” written in chalk on a blackboard. He wrote no caption.


Never give up … hope winning Kourtney back? Overcoming the throes of addiction? Partying like a madman and acquiring various hoes?!


He did not say, and we will likely never gain insight into the mind of LD.


Scott posted the simple quote just a few hours after he was seen breaking Kourtney Kardashian’s heart – and breaking down in tears – on E!


Needless to say, the man is not very stable. Or in all likelihood, sober.


This likely isn’t the last vague, yet suggestive message we’ll see from the ostracized Scott on social media, nor was it the first this month.


Last Thursday, Scott posted a photo of Kourtney Kardashian nude after she took it all off for Brian Bowen Smith in the new Vanity Fair.


“Now that’s 1 hot mama,” he captioned the shot, and he’s not wrong.



Still, given that he’s been linked to 18-year-old Lindsay Vrckovnik – not to mention his hot ex Chloe Bartoli – one wonders what his angle is.


Not to mention his mental state, which has his friends concerned.


“He’s very removed from [the family man] part of his life,” a source recently said of Disick’s erratic behavior. “He’s been going wild.”


And yet in the trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 (above), Disick appeared to be struggling with his single life.


“It’s been a really hard time going from like, having all you guys, to having nobody,” Scott tearfully told the extended Kardashian family.


“I made the worst decision I could ever have made in my life.”


That he did, and it’s good, we suppose, that he can admit it.


Will Kourtney take him back as a result? We would not bet on it, judging by how amazing she’s been doing on her own this summer/fall