Kardashian-Jenner Baby Names: RANKED!

The Kardashian-Jenner clan now nearly has enough little kids running around to start its own baseball team.

But it"s not the sheer number of sons and daughters shared by Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Rob that has the Internet abuzz.

It"s the names of these sons and daughters!

We mean no judgment at their expense, of course. They are cute and precious and they have no control over what they are called.

But we do mean to pass A LOT of judgment on their parents for these unique monikers.

Below, we rank the first names of these famous kids, from our absolute favorite to the one we still cannot believe is an actual name…

9. Penelope Disick

This is a nice, normal, very cute name. Do they call her “Penny?” We hope so. Thumbs up all around.

8. North West

First, the nickname “Nori” is sort of adorable. Second, the name may be ridiculous, but she is Kanye and Kim’s kid. Her whole life will be ridiculous. At least her parents leaned into it here.

7. Mason Disick

Strong name. Sounds sort of like a detective on a Shonda Rhimes drama, doesn’t it? Also, like the first two names listed here, not a terrible shortened nickname. Mace. We don’t hate it.

6. Dream Kardashian

We guess? Any of the following names could go in almost any order at this point… and that’s not a compliment. We just fell off a pretty huge cliff of semi-normalcy.

5. Chicago West

Like we said, we’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here… already. In this case, we’re relying again on the hope that she is really called “Chi,” which isn’t awful. And we’re giving Kanye some props for remembering when he comes from.

4. Saint West

Saint is not a name. It’s just not. It’s a designation. There’s no cute shortening of any kind available here and no way to spin the name except that it was a very transparent and lame attempt to be edgy.

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18 Most Epic Kardashian-Jenner Feuds of All-Time

Hate the Kardashians? You"re not alone.

Members of the Kardashian-Jenner family seem to find themselves entangled in a new feud every week – whether it"s with outsiders or amongst themselves.

Below, we"ve documents the best known feuds that have featured Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Kris and, yes, even Rob…

1. Rob vs. Kim

Rob Kardashian has made it clear that he’s no fan of his sister Kim, whom he once compared to “the bitch from Gone Girl” on Instagram. Rob’s sour grapes could be in part due to Kim publicly fat-shaming him, but this sibling strife certainly escalated when Rob bailed out on Kim’s wedding to Kanye West in 2014.

2. Jon Hamm vs. Kim

Jon Hamm lamented the downfall of society for celebrating the “stupidity” of people like Kim Kardashian, referring to her as a “f*cking idiot.” Kim called his remarks “careless,” because she considers herself a successful business woman. Jon followed up by affirming that his critique was indeed “accurate.”

3. Farrah Abraham vs. Kendall

Farrah Abraham has a penchant for picking fights with folks more famous than she, particularly after she saw how many headlines she made following her feud with Nicki Minaj. In fact, said feud led to a new beef with Kendall Jenner, who had sided with Nicki. Farrah then posted a meme to Instagram suggesting Ray J made the Kardashian-Jenner family famous by appearing in a sex tape with Kim. She tagged Kendall and included the hashtag #lifechoices.

4. Blac Chyna vs. Kylie

Blac Chyna’s ex-fiance and baby daddy Tyga reportedly dumped her for an underaged Kylie Jenner, and the two women have been at odds ever since. They’ve traded numerous jabs on social media, and Blac angered the whole family by getting romantic with Kylie’s brother Rob.

5. Amber Rose vs. Kim, Khloe & Kylie

This one gets a little complicated. Amber first claimed that Kanye West cheated on her with Kim Kardashian, and that the she would still be with the rapper if is wasn’t for Kim. Fast forward a couple years to hear Amber dissing Kylie’s relationship with Tyga, who as we learned left Blac Chyna (Amber’s BFF) for the then 17-year-old. Khloe Kardashian defended her sister and went at it with Amber on Twitter. In February of 2016, however, Kim and Amber seemed to reconcile when both shared a pic of them together following a nasty Twitter war between Kanye, Wiz Khalifa and Amber.

6. Daniel Craig vs. The Family

Daniel Craig echoed fellow actor Jon Hamm’s sentiments during an interview with GQ, in which he referred to the family as, here’s that term again, “f*cking idiots.” Family matriarch Kris Jenner demanded an apology, but we never heard one from the James Bond actor.

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Scott Disick: I"ve Slept With All the Kardashian-Jenner Sisters... Except One!

Most folks can agree that Scott Disick is kind of a douchebag.

But not THIS big of a douchebag.

In a hilarious new report by Radar Online, a source reveals that Scott claims he’s slept with each of the sisters in the Kardashian-Jenner brood – except one.

“Scott’s become very loose-lipped when he gets drunk,” the insider told the site.

“It’s unbelievable the stories he tells!”

Oh yeah? Go on.

“He says proudly how the only sister he hasn’t slept with is Kim [Kardashian],” continued the source.

“And he even boasts that he could have slept with Kris [Jenner] if he’d wanted to because she was like an octopus with him, especially after she’d had a few wines.”

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Golly. What does his ex Kourtney Kardashian think?

Most likely nothing, because this story is as fake as Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

While it’s true that Scott hooked up with a Kendall Jenner lookalike, it wasn’t the actual Kendall, and there’s a big difference.

And while it’s weird and inappropriate that Scott sometimes parties with Kourtney’s youngest sister Kylie Jenner, it doesn’t mean they’ve played hide the salami.

As for Khloe Kardashian, well, earlier in the year, Life & Style falsely reported that she was pregnant and listed five men who might be the father – including Scott.

The self-proclaimed Lord actually got quite a kick out of it, because he shared the news to Instagram, writing “Got my fingers crossed!” 

We’re glad he hasn’t lost his sense of humor.

Now if only he’d lose his drinking problem, womanizing and sense of entitlement, he’d be golden.

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Kardashian-Jenner Butts: The Complete Collection!

At first, it was just Kim. But now all the sisters in the Kardashian-Jenner clan have joined the belfie movement. We"ve got all their butts right here.

1. Kim Kardashian’s world-famous fanny

This is the belfie that started the belfie trend, taken by the owner of the most notorious ass in Hollywood.

2. Kylie’s butt in… mom jeans??

Fans were confused when Kylie rocked the mom jeans, but it turned out to be an endorsement for Levi’s. Gotta get paid!

3. Kourtney’s bikini butt

After her split with baby daddy Scott Disick, Kourtney got in on the belfie fun.

4. Who’s ass is this?

Oh, it’s Kendall! Getting ready for the MTV Movie Awards and treating her assistants (and the Instagram audience) to a view.

5. Khloe looking like Kim from the back

Khloe has been working out like a mad woman, and we’re guessing squats are a staple in her repertoire.

6. Kylie or Kim?

It’s Kylie! Her bum might not be quite the size of Kim’s, but it’s getting there.

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15 of the Most EPIC Kardashian-Jenner Feuds Ever!

Hate the Kardashians? You"re not alone.

Members of the Kardashian-Jenner family seem to find themselves entangled in a new feud every week – whether it"s with outsiders or amongst themselves.

There have been so many it"s tough to keep track. We"ve compiled some of the more memorable disputes so we can all relive the sometimes funny, sometimes maddening, always eye-rollable moments.

 

1. Rob vs. Kim

Rob Kardashian has made it clear that he’s no fan of his sister Kim, whom he once compared to “the bitch from Gone Girl” on Instagram. Rob’s sour grapes could be in part due to Kim publicly fat-shaming him, but this sibling strife certainly escalated when Rob bailed out on Kim’s wedding to Kanye West in 2014.

2. Jon Hamm vs. Kim

Jon Hamm lamented the downfall of society for celebrating the “stupidity” of people like Kim Kardashian, referring to her as a “f*cking idiot.” Kim called his remarks “careless,” because she considers herself a successful business woman. Jon followed up by affirming that his critique was indeed “accurate.”

3. Farrah Abraham vs. Kendall

Farrah Abraham has a penchant for picking fights with folks more famous than she, particularly after she saw how many headlines she made following her feud with Nicki Minaj. In fact, said feud led to a new beef with Kendall Jenner, who had sided with Nicki. Farrah then posted a meme to Instagram suggesting Ray J made the Kardashian-Jenner family famous by appearing in a sex tape with Kim. She tagged Kendall and included the hashtag #lifechoices.

4. Blac Chyna vs. Kylie

Blac Chyna’s ex-fiance and baby daddy Tyga reportedly dumped her for an underaged Kylie Jenner, and the two women have been at odds ever since. They’ve traded numerous jabs on social media, and Blac angered the whole family by getting romantic with Kylie’s brother Rob.

5. Amber Rose vs. Kim, Khloe & Kylie

This one gets a little complicated. Amber first claimed that Kanye West cheated on her with Kim Kardashian, and that the she would still be with the rapper if is wasn’t for Kim. Fast forward a couple years to hear Amber dissing Kylie’s relationship with Tyga, who as we learned left Blac Chyna (Amber’s BFF) for the then 17-year-old. Khloe Kardashian defended her sister and went at it with Amber on Twitter. In February of 2016, however, Kim and Amber seemed to reconcile when both shared a pic of them together following a nasty Twitter war between Kanye, Wiz Khalifa and Amber.

6. Daniel Craig vs. The Family

Daniel Craig echoed fellow actor Jon Hamm’s sentiments during an interview with GQ, in which he referred to the family as, here’s that term again, “f*cking idiots.” Family matriarch Kris Jenner demanded an apology, but we never heard one from the James Bond actor.

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Kardashian-Jenner Plastic Surgeries Highlighted in Mind-Blowing Instagram Videos

It’s no secret that the Kardashian-Jenner girls have had some work done.

Kim and kompany’s love of plastic surgery is so well known that doctors have complained of the “Kardashian effect” that’s led to unrealistic expectations and frequent requests for dangerous “enhancements.”

Now, a hero Instagram user named Saint Hoax is showing the world just how much the Kard clan has changed over the years with a series of brilliant videos highlighting the various nips and tucks that have created the faces we know today.

First there’s Kylie, who, for the longest time, wouldn’t even admit to getting lip injections: 

Kylie Jenner Plastic Surgery Video

Kylie attributes her transformation to puberty. We’re saying Mama Kris signed off on a handful of procedures.

Next up is Khloe. The rumors that she’s had $ 3 million worth of work done may be (slightly) exaggerated, but there’s no denying that the girl’s bone structure has changed considerably over the years:

Khloe Kardashian Plastic Surgery Video

And, of course, we have Kim. The Lewis & Clark of facial reconstruction who blazed a trail for her sisters and lit the path to reality show stardom and heavily re-touched magazine photospreads:

Kim Kardashian Plastic Surgery Video

We’re not here to shame anyone, and if all the folks who’ve had work done left Hollywood, there would be no one left in town, but as role models to millions of young girls, we wish Kylie, Khloe, Kim, etc. would be a bit more open about the amount of work they’ve had done.

As it is, they’re a set of living Barbie dolls – setting unrealistic expectations for a generation of impressionable girls, who may become insecure young women.

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Kardashian-Jenner Online Popularity Contest: Tearing the Family Apart?!

Earlier this week, the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan expanded their empire by launching paid apps and websites targeted at their biggest fans.

Yes, those who believe that Kim and company don’t receive enough exposure online can now pay actual US dollars to see more of the Kard clan on their computers and mobile devices.

It sounds like a ridiculous business model, but somehow, it’s already paying off…at least for the youngest of the sisters.

Kylie Jenner launched her app on Monday, and the competition from her sisters is no competition at all.

Kim also launched a paid website, and as the most widely-recognized Kardashian, you might think she would have the most subscribers. 

Of the nearly 1 million (!) subscribers that paid for Kardashian-Jenner apps or website access in the first 24 hours, more than 74% of them were Kylie kustomers.

Far from being proud of their lil sis, the other ladies are reportedly pissed!

“The family thinks that this could potentially be the beginning of the end for the Kardashian empire because it is going to start getting even more competitive within the family,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

“Greed and money are never good combinations.”

Some of the girls (specifically Kourtney and Kendall) were reportedly against the idea from the start, as they felt that it would not only lead to competition within the family, but might also alienate some of their fans.

“Some of the girls feel that Kris’s master plan to charge people to keep up with them is going to backfire,” says the insider.

As for the increased competitiveness – we may be seeing signs of that already.

Sources say Kylie and Kendall have been feuding at Fashion Week, and fighting over center stage at parties and public events.