The Kardashian-Jenner clan now nearly has enough little kids running around to start its own baseball team.
But it"s not the sheer number of sons and daughters shared by Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Rob that has the Internet abuzz.
It"s the names of these sons and daughters!
We mean no judgment at their expense, of course. They are cute and precious and they have no control over what they are called.
But we do mean to pass A LOT of judgment on their parents for these unique monikers.
Below, we rank the first names of these famous kids, from our absolute favorite to the one we still cannot believe is an actual name…
9. Penelope Disick
This is a nice, normal, very cute name. Do they call her “Penny?” We hope so. Thumbs up all around.
8. North West
First, the nickname “Nori” is sort of adorable. Second, the name may be ridiculous, but she is Kanye and Kim’s kid. Her whole life will be ridiculous. At least her parents leaned into it here.
7. Mason Disick
Strong name. Sounds sort of like a detective on a Shonda Rhimes drama, doesn’t it? Also, like the first two names listed here, not a terrible shortened nickname. Mace. We don’t hate it.
6. Dream Kardashian
We guess? Any of the following names could go in almost any order at this point… and that’s not a compliment. We just fell off a pretty huge cliff of semi-normalcy.
5. Chicago West
Like we said, we’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here… already. In this case, we’re relying again on the hope that she is really called “Chi,” which isn’t awful. And we’re giving Kanye some props for remembering when he comes from.
4. Saint West
Saint is not a name. It’s just not. It’s a designation. There’s no cute shortening of any kind available here and no way to spin the name except that it was a very transparent and lame attempt to be edgy.