Pete Davidson’s got bright days ahead. The ‘SNL’ star headed into the weekend with an updated shade of blue — sky blue we’re thinkin’. A colorist named Aura at Sally Hershberger Salon took due credit, saying, “Had the pleasure of doing this…
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Saturday, November 3, 2018
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
Jenelle Evans Denies Plastic Surgery ... Well Except For Two Huge Things
Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame is subject to many wild rumors and intense speculation, from her romantic relationships to her looks.
Obviously, she’s not the most reliable narrator of her own life story, as her relationship with the truth is about as stable as Sarah Sanders’.
When it comes to plastic surgery she’s undergone, however, the Carolina Hurricane will cop to it … and deny it at the same time.
Two days ago, Jenelle posted the above photo with her daughter, Ensley, wearing matching swimsuits by Evans’ pool with no fence.
Jenelle’s swimsuit, a form-fitting, low-cut one-piece that would make Jessa Duggar swimsuit fans, reads simply “Mama.”
Ensley’s matching swimsuit, naturally, has “Got it From My Mama” emblazoned on it. So sweet and clever, right? Well …
Enter the Instagram peanut gallery:
“Not to be rude,” one commenter writes, knowing damn well they are about to be very rude, “but mama got it from plastic surgery.”
Oooh. Good one, random Jenelle “fan.”
Never one to back down from a fight, whether she’s beating up Brittany or sparring with Tori, Jenelle clapped back with this response:
“Only boobs sweetheart” *kiss emoji*
Well, there you have it, people.
They are not real by any stretch of the imagination, but they are still spectacular … at least according to her husband, David Eason.
Many Evans supporters praised her for keeping it real and keeping the shade to a minimum, but others weren’t as convinced.
Jenelle was trolled on her page over everything from her lip fillers to her alleged photoshopping of her baby bump, er, her stomach.
See above.
In this photo David shared last week, an unretouched Jenelle clearly shows the affect of all those pregnancies on her stomach.
Which is FINE. She looks great. That pose is super awkward, suggestive and may scar us for life, but we’re NOT dissing her weight.
It’s this photo (above) that’s causing controversy, however, when juxtaposed with the previous Cinemax-ready, leg-spreading effort.
As you can see, and are familiar with if you know Jenelle, this is a sponsored Instagram post for that detox tea she shills for.
Take a closer look and you’ll see why the general consensus is that she Photoshopped the ever-loving crap out of this image.
“Your photoshopped photo doesn’t make you look very good,” one fan commented, echoing the sentiments of many others.
“Omg that photoshopping is horrendous,” said another, piling on criticism. “Even your leggings look screwed up like a skirt.”
“Is there anything you can do right?”
Well, that’s just plain harsh right there.
Just the same, fans offered to lend a hand to her editing skills, picking apart exactly how bad the latest tea-shilling post is.
Specifically, one Evans Instagram aficionado pointed out that “where her tummy is you can see that wood line bending.”
Rough. But not enough to keep her down!
Despite the drama of this spring and summer, “Jenelle will likely begin shooting this week,” according to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup.
That’s right, she’ll be returning to Teen Mom 2, despite MTV firing David Eason, Barbara Evans’ claims that he beats her, etc.
It’s been a crazy summer, even for her.
“They are going to film Jenelle with Barbara [Evans] and do a basic catch-up on what’s been happening in Jenelle’s life,” an insider added.
That “basic” catch-up could take weeks.
Friday, June 22, 2018
President Trump Compares Murder Victim to Tom Selleck, "Except Better Looking"
President Trump just tried to make light of an insanely tough situation in one of the most awkward exchanges we’ve seen … and it revolves around Tom Selleck. Trump was in Washington Friday, where he spoke to a group about the importance of…
Monday, January 8, 2018
Everybody Wore Black to Golden Globes 2018, Except These Two Ladies
The Golden Globes was a sea of black Sunday — except for a couple speckles of red and white … from two ladies who apparently didn’t get the memo. The only two women who appeared not to wear black in solidarity with the Time’s Up and #MeToo…
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Scott Disick: I"ve Slept With All the Kardashian-Jenner Sisters... Except One!
Most folks can agree that Scott Disick is kind of a douchebag.
But not THIS big of a douchebag.
In a hilarious new report by Radar Online, a source reveals that Scott claims he’s slept with each of the sisters in the Kardashian-Jenner brood – except one.
“Scott’s become very loose-lipped when he gets drunk,” the insider told the site.
“It’s unbelievable the stories he tells!”
Oh yeah? Go on.
“He says proudly how the only sister he hasn’t slept with is Kim [Kardashian],” continued the source.
“And he even boasts that he could have slept with Kris [Jenner] if he’d wanted to because she was like an octopus with him, especially after she’d had a few wines.”
Golly. What does his ex Kourtney Kardashian think?
Most likely nothing, because this story is as fake as Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
While it’s true that Scott hooked up with a Kendall Jenner lookalike, it wasn’t the actual Kendall, and there’s a big difference.
And while it’s weird and inappropriate that Scott sometimes parties with Kourtney’s youngest sister Kylie Jenner, it doesn’t mean they’ve played hide the salami.
As for Khloe Kardashian, well, earlier in the year, Life & Style falsely reported that she was pregnant and listed five men who might be the father – including Scott.
The self-proclaimed Lord actually got quite a kick out of it, because he shared the news to Instagram, writing “Got my fingers crossed!”
We’re glad he hasn’t lost his sense of humor.
Now if only he’d lose his drinking problem, womanizing and sense of entitlement, he’d be golden.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
21 Parents Who Should Not Be Allowed to Text (Except #7, He Rules)
We"re sure these parents are good people (well, we"re pretty sure), but we can say with 100 percent certainty that they should have their phones taken away.
Well, except Nos. 7-9. Those guys rule.
In fact, you could make the case that a lot of these folks belong on our list of parents who rule at texting. It"s quite subjective. Anyway, enjoy …
1. Parent of the Year
“Oops, wrong kid” is something we’ve all said or thought at one point, right people?!
2. I Wasn’t Planning On It
Rule #1: You do not text during treadmill time. Rule #2: You do NOT text during treadmill time!!!
3. I Don’t Miss You Amy!
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4. ASUS is Just a Terrible Product Name
And possibly a terrible product too … but seriously, whomever came up with that name should probably be fired for putting this poor middle-aged mom in this position. It’s like setting her up for humiliation.
5. Nugget Nugget Nugget
We don’t even know what the hell is going on here, but someone’s iPhone privileges need to be suspended.
6. OMG OMG OMG
See previous caption. And never teach your folks abbreviations.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Lamar Odom: Condition Worsens; Doctors Ban All Visitors Except for Khloe Kardashian
In the days after Lamar Odom was found unconscious in his room at a Nevada brothel, it looked as though the former NBA star would not be long for this world.
Doctors reported that Odom had overdosed on a near-lethal cocktail of drugs and suffered several strokes before he arrived at a nearby hospital.
Hospital sources reported that Odom’s friends and family were bracing themselves for the worst and that it didn’t look as though the 35-year-old would pull through.
Just as it seemed that there was no cause for hope, however, a series of miracles took place.
Odom emerged from his coma and began to show major signs of improvement. Insiders say he’s been breathing on his own and even engaging in simple conversations.
Sadly, Radar Online reports today that Odom has contracted pneumonia, and his health has been in decline ever since he was transferred from Las Vegas to a hospital in Los Angeles earlier this week.
“He has gotten weaker since arriving at Cedars Sinai in L.A,” says one insider.
Odom’s condition has reportedly gotten so bad that his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian is the only one permitted to visit him until further notice.
“Lamar’s doctors told Khloe Lamar was at a risk of getting infections from visitors, and told her he couldn’t have any more until his health improved,” says the source.
Khloe and Lamar recently called off their divorce in hopes of building a new life together once his health improves.
We’ll keep you updated on Lamar’s condition as more information becomes available.
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