Most folks can agree that Scott Disick is kind of a douchebag.
But not THIS big of a douchebag.
In a hilarious new report by Radar Online, a source reveals that Scott claims he’s slept with each of the sisters in the Kardashian-Jenner brood – except one.
“Scott’s become very loose-lipped when he gets drunk,” the insider told the site.
“It’s unbelievable the stories he tells!”
Oh yeah? Go on.
“He says proudly how the only sister he hasn’t slept with is Kim [Kardashian],” continued the source.
“And he even boasts that he could have slept with Kris [Jenner] if he’d wanted to because she was like an octopus with him, especially after she’d had a few wines.”
Golly. What does his ex Kourtney Kardashian think?
Most likely nothing, because this story is as fake as Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
While it’s true that Scott hooked up with a Kendall Jenner lookalike, it wasn’t the actual Kendall, and there’s a big difference.
And while it’s weird and inappropriate that Scott sometimes parties with Kourtney’s youngest sister Kylie Jenner, it doesn’t mean they’ve played hide the salami.
As for Khloe Kardashian, well, earlier in the year, Life & Style falsely reported that she was pregnant and listed five men who might be the father – including Scott.
The self-proclaimed Lord actually got quite a kick out of it, because he shared the news to Instagram, writing “Got my fingers crossed!”
We’re glad he hasn’t lost his sense of humor.
Now if only he’d lose his drinking problem, womanizing and sense of entitlement, he’d be golden.
