Miley Cyrus to Perform All-Nude Concert?!?

Just when we thought it was impossible to be shocked by anything Miley Cyrus said or did…

According to Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of The Flaming Lips and someone with whom Miley once got “high as f-ck” online, the singer and Coyne’s band will soon collaborate on a special concert.

Everyone involved with the show will be naked.

The artist made the announcement on Instagram yesterday by sharing a picture of the Flaming Lips and Cyrus, both posing in their birthday suits.

“Oh f—k..!!! @mileycyrus is planning a show where her, the band ( us ) and the audience are all COMPLETELY naked with milk ( well white stuff that looks like milk) is being being spewed everywhere,” Coyne wrote as a confusing caption.

He added:

“It’s a video ( in the works) for #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz song The Milky Milky Milk…#flaminglips #waynecoyne #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz #theflaminglips.”

Good luck making sense of all those hashtags and all those seemingly random words.

But the overall theme of an all-nude concert certainly appears to be at the forefront here, doesn’t it?

We’d say this is surprising, but, well… did you see this other thing on which Coyne and Cyrus collaborated?!?

We also do know that Miley likes to get naked a lot (see below, NSFW Alert and everything):

Lamar Odom: Relapse Triggered By Latest Episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

Last night, Lamar Odom was hospitalized after being found unconscious at the famous Love Ranch South in Pahrump, Nevada.

Lamar has a history of substance abuse, but he had been staying at the brothel/resort for several days at the time of his collapse, and sources say he didn’t appear to over-indulging.

Some insiders are reporting, however, that there was a noticeable change in Lamar’s demeanor on Sunday night after he watched the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

There’s no word on what it was about the episode that caused Lamar to sink into a depression, but several sources claim the ex-NBA star’s behavior went from “chill” to noticeably distraught.

In the days before his collapse, Lamar was reportedly using an herbal Viagra substitute, and sources at the Ranch say he purchased a bottle of cognac upon his arrival.

When he was found unconscious in his room, however, at least a third of the bottle reportedly remained.

Sadly, Odom’s prognosis is grim, and the 35-year-old is currently comatose and in critical condition.

Last night, Khloe Kardashian rushed to Lamar’s side, and several members of her family have since joined her at the hospital.

This morning, former teammate Kobe Bryant visited Odom at the hospital.

Sources say Lamar is currently intubated and unable to breathe on his own. We’ll keep you updated on his condition as more information becomes available. 

19 Celebrities Who Totally Woke Up Like This

Check out selfies of these celebrities, all of whom just woke up in the morning.

Or so they claim, at least.

From Justin Bieber to Miley Cyrus to Kim Kardashian, are you buying the captions that allege these pretty people have barely been awake in these pictures?

1. Lena Dunham

Yup, we do believe this one. We definitely believe that Dunham woke up, like, 30 seconds ago.

2. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus apparently does not go to bed with nipple pasties or a purple wig on. Who would have guessed?!?

3. Megan Fox

Fox said she just woke up before snapping this picture, making us lament the fact that Fox does not sleep naked.

4. Taylor Swift

I woke up like thissssssss, Taylor Swift wrote as a caption to this cute selfie, adding in parenthesis: (With a cat on me).

5. Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato looks pretty happy in this bedroom selfie. She may not be alone.

6. Kim Kardashian

Wrote Kardashian as a caption to this selfie: “Ugh I hate falling asleep with all of my makeup on!” And we hate it when celebrities lie to us.

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Teresa Giudice to Pen Tell-All Prison Memoir

No one may have tuned in for Bravo’s ridiculous Teresa Giudice prison special over last weekend, but that isn’t stopping the inmate from making further plans to profit off her incarceration.

We can now confirm that Giudice is writing a book. We’ll give everyone a few minutes to go vomit profusely…

The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member was convicted of financial fraud last year and sentenced to 15 months at a federal penitentiary in Danbury, Connecticut.

She is scheduled to be released on December 23, after which her conniving husband, Joe, will begin his 43-month sentence.

And then, about six weeks later, People Magazine reports that Giudice will release “Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again.”

(Get it?!? Turning the Tables? Because Giudice is famous for flipping over tables in scripted anger on her Bravo reality show.)

The memoir will hit bookstores on February 9, 2016, chronicling Giudice’s journey, from the good/illegal times to the much harder times.

“While we’ve all watched Teresa’s life unfold on television, Turning the Tables will mark the first time we will hear all of Teresa’s incredible life story, including her recent stint in prison,” publisher Jennifer Bergstrom tells People.

Teresa and Joe really suck as human beings. They are also the parents of four daughters: Gia, 14, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 9, and Audriana, 6.

Despite having been locked up for months, Giudice has managed to stay in the news via tabloid photoshoots; family interviews; and even negotiations for her return to The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Oh, yes, she’ll be returning alright. Likely with a hefty raise.

Have we mentioned yet how much Teresa Giudice sucks as a human being?