Kate Middleton "Defeats" The Queen, Will Have a Very Common Christmas!

Those common Middletons.  Always up to no good.

It’s become a routine thing for yours truly to suss out the tabloid crap surrounding the royal family, having covered them for the past five years.

There are certain sites that conjure up fictitious stories based on what little reports they read, pitting commoner against royal.

It’s gone from mildly amusing to slightly annoying, but here we are.

Celebrity Dirty Laundry claims that the Duchess of Cambridge has “defeated the Queen by taking over the royal Christmas,” choosing to spend Christmas Day with her own family at Anmer Hall, rather than with the Windsors at the Queen’s Sandringham estate.

Prince William gave a recent interview to The Big Issue, a magazine sold by homeless and the unemployed.  

The journalist who interviewed William once lived at a hostel run by Centrepoint, a homeless charity of which the Duke is patron.

William spoke of Christmas and Prince George’s excitement, and hoped for snow this year.

“It’d be nice if we got a white Christmas because we haven’t had one in many years,” William said.  “Then we’ll watch George try to tackle his presents as he tried to unwrap them. It’s a very different experience at Christmas, having a family of your own.”

CDL claims that the quote “revealed Prince William caved, giving into Kate Middleton and the Middleton family demands,” adding that “he underlined the fact that he has a family outside of the royals.”

I went into detail about the Windsor’s Christmas vs William and Catherine’s new tradition in a recent post, so repeating that is a waste of everyone’s time.  I simply enjoy reading the the latest theories on how Catherine is ruining a centuries-old tradition.

“Carole had been seemingly MIA from Kate Middleton’s life after surfacing from her 4-month long maternity leave,” the site states.  “The Duchess dropped small hints that she was regaining control and power within the royal family; the sheer, backless and braless dress moment was a huge message to the Queen Kate no longer afraid of losing her position.”

She’s a thug in a ball gown, that Kate.

View Slideshow: 14 Times Kate Middleton Did Not Approve of Your Christmas Gifts

Kim Kardashian Giving Birth to Saint West: Will It Be Televised?

As you’ve probably heard, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a son on Saturday. As you’ve also probably heard and possibly tried to erase from your memory, Kim and Kanye named the kid Saint West. 

Unfortunately, you’ll just have to take take Kim’s explanation for why she named the kid Saint and accept that he entered the world under miraculous conditions, because unlike other events involving Kim’s vagina, the birth will not be televised.

Yes, it seems the Kardashians will not be featuring Saint Robert West’s glorious entrance into the world in a very holy episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

In fact, the boy probably won’t appear on the show for the first year of his life.

When North was born, Kim and Kanye (read: Kanye) decided not to involve her with reality TV until after her first birthday.

Insiders say with Saint, the couple might wait even longer! In fact, we might not see this kid on KUWTK until he’s ready to perform his first miracle.

We’re hoping he’ll turn Smart Water into Hennessy at one of Kanye’s shows, but who knows? Maybe he’ll just shrink his Aunt Kylie’s lips back down to human size.

In any event, it’s good to know that even the Kardashians have a line they won’t cross in terms of what they’re willing to exploit for ratings.

In related news, don’t forget to check out Khloe’s 14-part special on Lamar Odom’s recovery process, beginning next week. We kid!

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs!

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Khloe Kardashian Gushes Over Saint West: He"s SO Cute!

We have a very important update regarding Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s second child.

We already know the little boy is named Saint.

And now we also know that he’s not very hard on the eyes, either.

So confirms Saint’s aunt, Khloe Kardashian, who spent Saturday afternoon “hopping” between hospital rooms in Los Angeles, according to her Twitter account.

In one room? Estranged husband Lamar Odom, who is still recovering from last month’s collapse in Nevada.

In the other room? Saint West and new parents Kim and Kanye.

“My little nephew was born he is so cute and so perfect,” Khloe told fans via live stream on Monday, adding:

“I love him and mommy and daddy are doing fantastic.”

Kardashian gave birth about three weeks early due to a few complications with her pregnancy.

They were related to a condition called “placenta accreta” that also caused Kim’s birth to be especially painful.

In the end, however, Saint was born at eight pounds and one ounce, a perfectly normal and healthy weight for a newborn.

He’s allegedly been named Saint because Kim and Kanye view his mere existence as a miracle, especially considering the challenging pregnancy Kardashian suffered through to have him.

Relive the star’s pregnancy fashion and appearances below and then let’s all start the countdown to the first Saint West photos.

Will they be on Instagram? On Kim’s official site? On the cover of a tabloid?

Only time, and likely a lot of money, will tell…

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs!