Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Kate Middleton "Defeats" The Queen, Will Have a Very Common Christmas!

Those common Middletons.  Always up to no good.



It’s become a routine thing for yours truly to suss out the tabloid crap surrounding the royal family, having covered them for the past five years.


There are certain sites that conjure up fictitious stories based on what little reports they read, pitting commoner against royal.


It’s gone from mildly amusing to slightly annoying, but here we are.


Celebrity Dirty Laundry claims that the Duchess of Cambridge has “defeated the Queen by taking over the royal Christmas,” choosing to spend Christmas Day with her own family at Anmer Hall, rather than with the Windsors at the Queen’s Sandringham estate.


Prince William gave a recent interview to The Big Issue, a magazine sold by homeless and the unemployed.  


The journalist who interviewed William once lived at a hostel run by Centrepoint, a homeless charity of which the Duke is patron.


William spoke of Christmas and Prince George’s excitement, and hoped for snow this year.


“It’d be nice if we got a white Christmas because we haven’t had one in many years,” William said.  “Then we’ll watch George try to tackle his presents as he tried to unwrap them. It’s a very different experience at Christmas, having a family of your own.”


CDL claims that the quote “revealed Prince William caved, giving into Kate Middleton and the Middleton family demands,” adding that “he underlined the fact that he has a family outside of the royals.”


I went into detail about the Windsor’s Christmas vs William and Catherine’s new tradition in a recent post, so repeating that is a waste of everyone’s time.  I simply enjoy reading the the latest theories on how Catherine is ruining a centuries-old tradition.


“Carole had been seemingly MIA from Kate Middleton’s life after surfacing from her 4-month long maternity leave,” the site states.  “The Duchess dropped small hints that she was regaining control and power within the royal family; the sheer, backless and braless dress moment was a huge message to the Queen Kate no longer afraid of losing her position.”


She’s a thug in a ball gown, that Kate.