Miley Cyrus Paints Self Pink, Eats Pizza in "Fairy Garden"

Miley Cyrus has put away her pacifier and picked up some pizza.

The singer, who literally acts like a big baby in her latest music video, is posing here for photographer Vijat Mohindra on behalf of Paper Magazine.

And, in case you aren’t sure what’s going on, the artist is very glad to explain… as only Miley Cyrus can.

“I was so sober, I painted myself pink to enjoy a slice in my fairy garden,” Cyrus says, adding:

“I’ve never tried any psychedelics, but I’m not against it. LOL.”

The 23-year old, of course, has always been very open about her love of marijuana, but seems to claim here that she’s never done truly hardcore drugs.

Miley is donning a shower cap (and not much else) for the picture, noting that you may not even notice what else is featured in the image.

“The very small people you see in the bottom right frame are actually just shrunken reflections of my inner self.”

Well, yes. Right. Come on. We knew that, Miley!

As you can see above, Miley shed most of her clothing for a previous spread in Paper Magazine, so we guess this snapshot is actually conservative in nature by comparison.

In her the aforementioned video for “BB Talk,” the singer belts out lyrics while going from her crib to a bubble bath, saying at one point:

“I don’t know what the f-ck I want.”

But that’s clearly not true. Miley wants to eat pizza while covered in pink paint.

We mean, d’uh!

Teen Mom Cast to MTV: Fire Farrah Abraham After Producer Attack!

Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham is in hot water again after attacking a producer, and new reports indicate that her co-stars want her gone.

As we told you this week, Farrah Abraham punched and shoved a producer after an altercation involving her reality TV filming plans.

When informed that she could not appear on a competing network’s show to work on her rocky relationship with her mom, she lost it.

“Farrah actually turned physically violent,” an insider revealed.

Not surprisingly, her co-stars – who have been vocal in their opposition to her antics before – were far from pleased about all this.

When Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood heard about this, they were team MTV all the way – and want her gone.

“They are sick and tired of her diva behavior,” says a source.

“She always has to have her own dressing room, [or] be announced separately when she enters a room. And then she attacks a [crew member].”

Teen Mom Season 5 Trailer: The OGs Are BACK!

“At this point, the girls have had enough.”

It appears so has embattled Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer, who tweeted after the release of the Teen Mom Season 5 trailer:

“YAY! Can’t wait to watch my OG favs! @MaciBookoutMTV @CatelynnLowell @AMBERPORTW00D”

“#TeamLarry #sorrynotsorry.”

Note that Abraham’s name was left out of her tweet, but Larry, the producer that Farrah was arguing with, gets a shout out.

Kinda sums it up right there, doesn’t it?

Other reports indicate that Abraham won’t even let the Teen Mom: OG crew use her bathroom when they’re at her home filming her.

Still other sources say she is skipping mandatory Teen Mom press events and may be on the verge of quitting the show on her own.

The ($ h!t) show starts January 4. Stay tuned.

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Kelly Rutherford May Try to Abduct Kids, Judge Fears

As reported yesterday, former Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford lost custody of her two children in her ongoing, bizarre legal saga.

Moreover the judge overseeing the case is concerned that if given the chance, the actress will abduct the kids and never return!

Rutherford has been fighting Daniel Giersch, her former spouse and a resident of Monaco, for control of the children for years.

Back in August, Hermes and Helena were returned to Giersch permanently, following a brief trip to the U.S. with Rutherford.

It was that trip that sparked this latest decision.

In a written ruling, the judge said there was “a strong risk of the children’s abduction and retention in the United States” again.

A few months ago, Rutherford refused to return the children to Giersch and Monaco after they visited her during the summer.

Her plan did not work out in the end, though.

The judge was far from pleased and not only awarded her ex-husband custody, but put the kibosh on any future U.S. trips.

For now, Kelly can only visit her kids in France and Monaco. A tough blow, but the way this feud has gone, it’s not a surprising one.

At all.

Netflix Teases House of Cards Via Fake Campaign Ad

On Tuesday night, Donald Trump once again went at it with his fellow Republican nominees for President of the United States.

But it was an actual President of the United States who stole the show at CNN"s GOP debate.

Okay, not an actual President of the United States. But a fictional President of the United States.

During a debate commercial break, Netflix revealed the streaming date for House of Cards Season 4, which, of course, features Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood.

"It’s a new day in America," the promo began, going on to tour Underwood as President on this award-winning drama:

"Today, more people will go to work, return home to their families and sleep more soundly than ever before.

"All because one man refuses to settle, putting people before politics.

"That man is Frank Underwood."

Underwood then goes ahead and approves this message.

Underwood’s fictional policy appears to be “getting things done,” as he’s launched a website called FU2016.com, which is up and running right now, as we type.

“These are my mottos. I have no patience for useless things – like political gridlock and stagnation," reads the website.

"And neither should you. Join me. Let’s roll up our sleeves together. Let’s plow through the stubborn and smallminded and send Washington a message loud and clear."

We"re on board! Frank Underwood forever!

Oh, and House of Cards Season 4 returns with new episodes on March 4, 2016.