Teen Mom Sneak Peek: Tyler Enjoys Strippers, Butch Wants Oral

Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell have long been a beacon of light in a sea of MTV train wrecks, as you know if you watch Teen Mom online.

This makes the following racy scene even more surprising.

On the second episode of the new season Monday night, Tyler celebrates the fact that he"s marrying his girlfriend of more than 10 years.

By getting his freak over at the local strip club, naturally.

With his dad Butch, who just got out of prison, naturally.

In one of the more risque scenes you"ll ever see on Teen Mom: OG, Baltierra looks like an OG as he leans back, drinking at the club.

His view? Topless and bikini-clad girls grinding on a pole in front of him, or right in front of his face as he groans with satisfaction.

We"re telling you, it"s pretty NSFW for Teen Mom standards, and this is a show that films Jenelle Evans beating the f–k out of people.

And a show that features Farrah Abraham … in general.

Anyway, Baltierra appears to be enjoying himself, shoving dolla billz in G-strings left and right, while his father chats up a lucky stripper.

"You’re not drinking?" she asks Butch, who responds:

“No, I’m sober. I don’t drink at all,” he replies.

He does have other needs, however:

“Let me tell you something, I just got out of prison. I haven’t been with a woman in four years. Maybe I can get a little oral?”

See how the stripper responds to that inquiry – and how Catelynn reacts when she shows up at this fine institutiion – below:

Julianne Hough: I Suck at Phone Sex!

Julianne Hough is good at many things.

Dancing. Being beautiful. Showing off her huge engagement ring.

But there’s at least one thing at which the blonde bombshell does NOT excel:

Talking in a dirty manner over the phone.

It’s not really clear how the topic was broached during her cover story for the latest Cosmopolitan, but Hough admits to the magazine that she is awful at phone sex with Brooks Laich.

She tries to go through with it. But she often fails.

“Oh, for sure,” Hough said simply when asked if the engaged couple partakes in over-the-phone pleasure.

“But I’m really bad at it…I’ll get halfway through and start laughing.”

This may be because phone sex is sort of awkward. And it may also be because Julianne Hough has never had actual sex.

Yup. She’s saving herself for marriage.

Did we mention yet just how lucky Brooks Laich is?!?

“It’s an art,” Hough adds of phone sex. “I applaud people who are good at it. They need to come and help me keep a straight face!”

Did Julianne Hough just invite us over to give her phone sex tips? Yes? Excuse us. We’ll be right back…

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Hough, meanwhile, is now happily engaged to Laitch. But she had to go through a very public breakup with Ryan Seacrest in March 2013 before meeting the man of her dreams.

“I definitely hated that everyone had an opinion about what I was going through,” she says of that split.

“At the time, I was constantly running and touring, which sometimes looked like I was totally fine and couldn’t care less, which wasn’t the truth. But it was my form of being able to deal.”

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Eddie Cibrian: Brandi Glanville is LYING About LeAnn Rimes!

We’re guessing that neither Brandi Glanville nor LeAnn Rimes resolved to tone down the drama in 2016, because we’re just one week into the new year, and the two ladies in Eddie Cibrian’s life are very much at each other’s throats.

The last dust-up started earlier this week when Brandi slammed LeAnn for tormenting her with social media photos of her happy family life with Glanville’s kids and ex-husband.

“I have an issue with her posting pictures of my children on holidays,” Brandi said in an interview. “It’s horrible. If my ex-husband, if their dad isn’t posting pictures, why is she?

“Get that vodka out, I’ll grab three bottles of chardonnay, cry myself to sleep and look at what they’re doing for Christmas. It’s hell.”

We’d say Brandi’s just looking for an excuse to get wasted, but we all know she doesn’t need one.

LeAnn has yet to respond to accusations that she’s essentially using Brandi’s kids as props or pawns, but Eddie went to bat for his wife in a recent interview with People:

“Brandi is lying,” Cibrian said. “She lies for the sake of publicity and she has to bring in my wife unfortunately for it to make headlines. It isn’t fair.

“She never asked LeAnn to not post pictures of the kids during the holidays, ever. They don’t even talk!” 

He went on to claim that Brandi is just playing the drunken victim, which is a role she’s definitely perfected over the years:

“She sees the kids as much as I do,” Cibrian says. “She was with them for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. And I miss my kids tremendously when they’re not with me, but I don’t ask her not to post pictures.

“The kids have lived in a household with LeAnn and me longer than they ever lived in a household with me and Brandi. This is normal.” 

Wow. Eddie basically dropped the mic on that one. Somewhere, Brandi just threw a wineglass at her MacBook.

Kaley Cuoco & Johnny Galecki: ACTUALLY Back Together?!

Ever since Kaley Cuoco filed for divorce from Ryan Sweeting, fans of the beloved Big Bang Theory actress have been encouraging her to move on someone who’s a bit more worthy (read: not a gold-digging, washed up tennis pro).

Specifically, they’ve been pushing for Kaley to get back together with Johnny Galecki, her longtime TBBT co-star and former flame. So it’s safe to say the photo below resulted in some serious mixed-emotions this morning:

That’s a pic that Kaley posted during last night’s 2015 People’s Choice Awards, where Kaley and her castmates took home the prizes for Favorite TV Show and Favorite Network Comedy. 

You might look at that pic and think that Kaley and Johnny decided to cap off their night by confirming that they’re once again a couple.

Sadly, Kaley also posted a caption in which she clarified that she and Johnny are nothing more than a couple of jubilant co-stars:

“Thank you for the @peopleschoice award!!” Ms. Cuoco wrote. “Look how happy we are!! @bigbangtheory_cbs season9 #mydate #notdating.”

The “not dating” hashtag seems to be Kaley’s way of anticipating the rumors and squashing them before they get off the ground.

It’s worth noting, however, that she still hasn’t commented on the photo that seems to show her kissing Galecki on New Year’s Eve. Just sayin’. 

Watch The Big Bang Theory online to decide for yourself if there’s any real-life chemistry left between these two.