Tila Tequila Claims She"s an Alien, the Messiah, and Human Crack-Cocaine in Another Wild Twitter Rant

Tila Tequila is sharing her, um…unique views on Twitter again, and as always, we’re not sure if we should be amused or concerned.

Last week, Tila claimed she has an alien brain and argued that Earth is flat in one of the wildest online rants in recent memory.

Prior to that, Tila shared her belief that “all obese people deserve to die” and shared the news that she has a “giant penis.”

This time, she started out by sharing her belief that the world we live in is part of a Hollywood production, a la The Truman Show.

She went to claim that she predicted the death of David Bowie, before arguing that the moon was placed in the sky by alien engineers.

Then things really got weird:

“The media is trying to spin this as if it’s a joke because the Reptilian rulers of planet earth really don’t want you to know the truth,” Tila tweeted, as her 40,000 followers reached for their popcorn.

“I literally seriously saw Jesus when I died the 7th time & he transferred his energy into me then brought me back,” Ms. Tequila went on.

After that, she broke down her alien DNA:

“Because my dna came directly from the tall alien whites, but the greys are my distant cousins. I have their eyes.”

Then she closed out with a simple explanation of why her tweets are so damn addictive:

“Because I am the embodiment of crack cocaine but on twitter.”

Makes sense. For once, Tila, we might actually be in agreement on something.

Lamar Odom: Family Speaks on "Miraculous" Recovery

With Lamar Odom out of the hospital after nearly three months, his family could not be more grateful for the basketball star’s turnaround.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

The husband of Khloe Kardashian was found on the brink of death in a Nevada brothel in October, and had been hospitalized ever since.

Until this past Friday.

Odom’s aunt JaNean Mercer confirmed that the 36-year-old – who will not be charged with drug possession – is out and on the mend.

“Lamar continues to make remarkable strides and we are asking that you continue to respect our privacy,” Mercer said in a statement.

“Again we thank all of you greatly, your support has been paramount in helping to uplift us during these past last few difficult months.”

Odom’s “miraculous” turnaround comes a few short months after he very nearly died and faced a prognosis that seemed grim at best.

Khloe’s estranged spouse spent the holidays with his kids, Lamar Odom Jr., 13, and Destiny, 17, in his hospital room in Los Angeles.

Said an insider:

“Lamar is doing way better. He was so happy the kids were there with him for Christmas and they were so happy to be with him.”

“The kids were happy … to bring him gifts, all of his favorite things that they wrapped up. They had so much fun. It was very emotional.”

It will still be a long road back to health for the star, but we’re happy to hear he’s making progress and has the support of loved ones.

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy

Michael Galeota Dies; Disney Channel Star Was 31

Michael Galeota – the actor best known for his starring role on the Disney Channel series The Jersey – has passed away at the age of 31.

The cause of death is not known at this time.

Galeota had reportedly been suffering from hypertension, high cholesterol and diverticulitis at the time of his untimely passing.

Authorities reportedly believe the former actor died from “natural causes,” so it’s not clear what role any of those conditions played.

According to TMZ, neither foul play nor drug abuse is thought to have played a role in Galeota’s passing, however.

Friends say he had a history of failing to follow through with medical advice.

Though best known for his performance on The Jersey, which ran for three seasons from 1999-2004, Galeota appeared in dozens of projects during his adolescent years.

Galeota’s resume includes small parts in several films, as well as TV.

He landed a recurring spot on Ally McBeal as the younger version of Gil Bellows’ character, and a performance on ER at the height of the medical drama’s popularity, among other roles.

While he unfortunately joined the ranks of child stars whose careers faltered when they reached adulthood, Galeota remained a popular and well-liked figure amongst SoCal actors.

When friends were unable to reach him over the weekend, one of them decided to climb through the window of Galeota’s Glendale home, where his body was found.

R.I.P.

View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016

Beyonce: Hiding a Baby Bump?!

Ever since she gave birth to Blue Ivy Carter back in 2012, Beyonce has pretty much been on round-the-clock bump watch.

Reports of Beyonce being pregnant with baby number two seem to surface about once a month, but this time we have some reliable intel that may indicate that another color-and-plant named kid who will be born with more money than you’ll ever make in your life could really be on the way.

TMZ is reporting that Queen Bey was spotted covering her midsection while heading walking into a restaurant with Jay Z on Sunday night.

It’s important to note that Bey was walking into the restaurant, so she probably wasn’t concealing a food baby.

Obviously, you might as well start shopping for shower gifts, because Green Kudzu is clearly on her way any day now!

We kid, of course. Even if the Carters are expecting (and that’s a big “if”) it may be months before we get any sort of official confirmation.

Still, it’s hard not to get excited about the prospect of hip-hop’s favorite family expanding.

Yes, Kanye, we just called the Carters hip-hop’s favorite family. And no, you can’t storm the stage and take the award away from them.