Kim Kardashian West had some pretty dramatic implants installed under her skin … and these make her look like she just arrived from another planet. Kim posted a couple vids Monday showing a growth in her neck that lights up to the rhythm of her…
Showing posts with label Alien. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alien. Show all posts
Monday, August 27, 2018
Saturday, March 17, 2018
"Crazy Alien" Producers Say Dog Wasn"t Supposed to Fall in Icy Water
A rep for the movie “Crazy Aliens” is admitting something went wrong with a stunt involving a dog that was spun around violently in a cage and then hurled into icy waters … but they say it was an accident. The video posted by TMZ triggered…
Friday, March 16, 2018
Matthew Morrison Outraged by Dog Abuse on "Crazy Alien" Set
Matthew Morrison, the star of “Crazy Aliens,” is outraged and disgusted by the abuse of a dog on the film’s set … and says if he was there, he would’ve made every effort to stop it. TMZ obtained a clip of a German Shepherd locked in a cage…
Thursday, March 15, 2018
"Crazy Alien" Film, Dog Spun Violently & Hurled Into Icy River
A dog on a movie set was put in a cage, violently spun around and dropped into freezing cold waters … and nothing about it was pretend. Sources on the set of “Crazy Alien” tell us the scene, shot in China in November, featured a German Shepherd…
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Dillon in "Alien 3" "Memba Him?!
Charles Dutton is best known for playing the peaceful Fiorina inmate, Dillon — opposite Sigourney Weaver as Ripley — in the 1992 out of this world film, “Alien 3.” Guess what he looks like now!
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Saturday Night Live: Alec Baldwin Does Trump in the Alien Apocalypse!
Let"s be real with ourselves for a minute: if anyone could bring on an actual apocalypse, like an honest to goodness, for real apocalypse, it would be Donald Trump, right?
His amount of power plus his amount of ignorance … it"s just not that hard to imagine.
And, according to this glorious skit Saturday Night Live aired last night, it could happen sooner than we think.
Yes, Alec Baldwin brought his half-hilarious, half-terrifying Trump impression back to SNL last night, and instead of poking fun at something ridiculous the president has already done, they looked to the future.
One year into the future, specifically, which is when they predict "aliens from the planet Zorblatt 9" will land on earth and kill us all.
An Army troop is gathered, determined to save the human race from the aliens, who are quickly destroying the world. But before they begin their mission, Trump has some words to share.
He rambles for a moment — so true to real life, right? — and someone asks him what they should do. Trump"s response?
"We are going to bring coal back."
Is it funny or tragic? Then again, isn"t that always the question?
Baldwin"s Trump throws in an Arnold Schwarzenegger jab, a reference to "fake news," and he even manages to work in a racist joke!
Check out the possible future of our country in the video below:
Friday, February 24, 2017
Neil deGrasse Tyson"s Got News About New Earth-ish Planets and Alien Life (VIDEO)
Neil deGrasse Tyson says there’s a chance the newly discovered cluster of Earth-sized planets could harbor life, but there’s something big (yet small) they haven’t told you about. Dr. Tyson told us the science community is ecstatic over NASA’s…
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Kim Kardashian Wants "Alien Sex" With Kanye West!
It"s been just a few short weeks since Kim Kardashian first joined Snapchat, and already the star is obsessed with the app because, duh, it"s another opportunity to post selfies.
In her latest video snap, she teases another possible sex tape, this time with her husband Kanye West.
The two are lying in bed and Kim, wearing a Yeezy sweatshirt, admires herself on Snap through a filter that transforms your face into one with alien proportions – you know, big brain, big eyes that taper off through the cheeks into a tiny chin.
"I love this little alien face!" she exclaims while checking out her outer spaced-out self from every angle.
"How cute!" she adds, then puckers her lips into the signature Kim K pout.
Her extraterrestrial visage must"ve made her extra frisky, because she then announces her upcoming coital intentions.
"I"m about to have alien sex," reveals Kim before panning over to a wide-eyed Kanye, clear over on the other side of their California King.
"Ye manages to eke out a grin at the end, because, hey, alien sex is still sex.
Kim refrained from posting the actual intercourse, but we"re fairly certain she and mom Kris Jenner will save it for a rainy day when Keeping Up With the Kardashians ratings slide again.
Monday, January 11, 2016
Tila Tequila Claims She"s an Alien, the Messiah, and Human Crack-Cocaine in Another Wild Twitter Rant
Tila Tequila is sharing her, um…unique views on Twitter again, and as always, we’re not sure if we should be amused or concerned.
Last week, Tila claimed she has an alien brain and argued that Earth is flat in one of the wildest online rants in recent memory.
Prior to that, Tila shared her belief that “all obese people deserve to die” and shared the news that she has a “giant penis.”
This time, she started out by sharing her belief that the world we live in is part of a Hollywood production, a la The Truman Show.
She went to claim that she predicted the death of David Bowie, before arguing that the moon was placed in the sky by alien engineers.
Then things really got weird:
“The media is trying to spin this as if it’s a joke because the Reptilian rulers of planet earth really don’t want you to know the truth,” Tila tweeted, as her 40,000 followers reached for their popcorn.
“I literally seriously saw Jesus when I died the 7th time & he transferred his energy into me then brought me back,” Ms. Tequila went on.
After that, she broke down her alien DNA:
“Because my dna came directly from the tall alien whites, but the greys are my distant cousins. I have their eyes.”
Then she closed out with a simple explanation of why her tweets are so damn addictive:
“Because I am the embodiment of crack cocaine but on twitter.”
Makes sense. For once, Tila, we might actually be in agreement on something.
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