Lisa’s doing all she can to keep her distance from Stassi on Vanderpump Rules, as the former cast member has been snooping around.
Meanwhile, Scheana and Ariana found that their friendship could be more damaged than previously believed. Possibly beyond repair …
When Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 11 got underway, we were teased that Stassi is on the verge of making a Bravo comeback.
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know what a bunch of co-dependent head cases these are and that drama is their drug.
You also know that Stassi is the poster child for that (mis)behavior, so when she makes her return, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it.
As for this week’s drama, Scheana Marie and Ariana Madix got into it because Tom Sandoval isn’t happy (at all) about Kristen Doute.
Specifically, that everyone wants to be friends with Kristen again, despite the fact that she is a proven sociopath demon crazy person.
Kristen is trying, to her credit, to make peace with Tom. It’s a very difficult road ahead, but she seems determined to bury the hatchet.
Now that she’s helping Katie Maloney plan her wedding – Tom was stunned to hear this – she’s going to be around, so get used to it!
Or not. It’s gotten to the point where Ariana is even considering ending friendships with Scheana and Katie over the whole Kristen issue.
Scheana, for her part, thinks that Ariana should lighten the hell up and that her best friend simply has a terrible attitude about everything.
Do you concur? Whose side are you on here?
Meanwhile, James Kennedy managed to get himself invited to Jax and Tom Sandoval’s birthday celebration after all, so he was hyped.
Of course, Lala Kent is telling people he has a small penis, so he will be less than hyped about that. For James, that’s worse than death.
Eh, Lala and Faith also went skinny dipping in Lisa’s pool on this episode, so James might get over it if either/both showed any interest.
We just call it like we see it here at THG.
