Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Ricky Gervais Defends Caitlyn Jenner Joke, Basically Tells Haters to Suck It

Those holding their breath for a Ricky Gervais apology should probably exhale right about now.


There isn’t any sort of Mea Culpa on the way.



As usual, the comedian found himself in pretty hot water after hosting the 2016 Golden Globe Awards on Sunday night, mostly for jokes made during his monologue… and specifically for one joke he made about Caitlyn Jenner.


“I’ve changed. Not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously – now Caitlyn Jenner, of course,” Gervais cracked.


“What a year she’s had. She became a role model for trans people everywhere… She didn’t do a lot for women drivers, but you can’t have everything.”


This was a quip about a fatal car accident in which Jenner was involved in early 2015, back when he still went by “Bruce.”


Gervais has faced a lot of backlash for the remark, prompting him to defend the joke on Twitter as follows:


“Suggesting a joke about Caitlin Jenner is automatically transphobic is like suggesting a joke about Bill Cosby is automatically racist.”


That’s true.


This joke was not about Caitlyn Jenner having become a woman. It was about a motorist being killed in a car crash.


You can go ahead and decide which is more offensive.



As you can see via the above video, Gervais offended quite a few people with his monologue.


But he doesn’t appear to feel very badly about it.


“In the future, everyone will be offended by me for 15 minutes,” he also Tweeted, adding: “You have every right to be offended. Just don’t cry when no one cares.”


Gervais also embarrassed Mel Gibson (below) at the event.


So even if you were offended by his Caitlyn Jenner joke, perhaps this evened everything out in the end.


8 Times Lisa Vanderpump Proved She Was The REAL Sex Monster


And you thought Brandi Glanville was filthy!


It turns out that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules star Lisa Vanderpump has both a dirty mind and a dirty mouth, if her sexually-charged remarks are anything to go by.


It"s little wonder Ken Todd can"t keep his hands off LVP.




1. This was very cute until…


Lisa vanderpump propositions a golden retriever gif

If this dog could talk.



2. The Perfect Day, Summed Up:


Lisa vanderpump jokes about walking around naked in heels

With a house full of staff looking on? Surely, you jest.



3. What Are Your Weaknesses?


Lisa vanderpump im not good at swalloing things

We’re good. We’ll take your word for it.



4. Attention, Every On Set!


Lisa vanderpump im going to take my p y to the bathroom gif

A simple “I’m going to the ladies room” would have sufficed.



5. Would You Like To Go Horseback Riding, Ma’am?


Lisa vanderpump i havent ridden something this big for ages gif

Oh, you’re talking about…right.



6. Are You Familiar With Baseball?


Lisa vanderpump let me playwith his balls

Nope. Nope nope. Shut it down.


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Kylie Jenner: Did She Hire a "Spy Squad" to Follow Tyga?

Last week, Tyga was allegedly busted cheating on Kylie Jenner with a Brazilian model named Annalu Cardoso.


The news came on the heels of accusations that Tyga has stalked and harassed a 14-year-old girl via social media. Needless to say, Kylie has a lot to be suspicious about these days.



Perhaps that’s why her family has suggested she stop with the amateur snooping and hire some real-life professional spies to track Tyga’s every move.


This isn’t the first time that the Kard clan has hired detectives to follow Tyga, but now they’re reportedly stepping their game up and employing the services of the same team that once tracked Scott Disick.


“Kourtney knows what Kylie is going through because she spent almost a decade with a cheating liar, Scott Disick,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online


“[Kourtney] has now employed her spy squad to help Kylie get the truth about what Tyga’s up to…The goal is to catch him in the act. If they’re able to, Kylie will have no other choice than to leave him.”


Having a “spy squad” on speed dial might be the number one sign that your family has truly terrible taste in men.


Also, it’s worth noting that Kourtney’s team never successfully caught Scott cheating.


We suggest that Kylie save her money and let the best spies in LA (the paparazzi) do the snooping for her.


Lindsay Lohan: Kicked Out of Bar For Spitting on People, Shouting Racist Slurs

If you were hoping that 2016 would be the year that Lindsay Lohan finally turns things around, then we hate to be the ones to tell you that it’s just not happening.


Also, Santa Claus isn’t really, and you’re totally not gonna win the Powerball. #HarshTruths



Anyway, Linds got up to her old tricks while partying in Manhattan over the weekend, and amazingly, it seems she’s somehow figured out a way to become more immature and obnoxious with age.


According to Radar Online, it all started when Linds and her younger sister, Ali, spent about 20 minutes in the bathroom, where we’re sure they were just powdering their noses (in the most literal sense).


A bartender eventually got fed up with the “actress” treating his restroom like a pool party at Charlie Sheen’s house, so he knocked on the door and asked the Lohans to take the festivities elsewhere.


That’s when Lindsay – who we’re sure was completely sober – flew into an irrational rage.


The 29-year-old reportedly stormed out of the bathroom and began to hurl racial slurs at the man and mock his accent.


“Lindsay came out and her eyes were glazed over and she started yelling at the bartender – who is originally from West Africa – ‘This is New York. You’re not from here,” says one witness.


“What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana. It seemed like a racist attack.”


Obviously, Lindsay getting high and acting like a jackass is nothing new, but it seems she was even more of an idiot than usual this time, thus forcing other bar patrons to get involved:


“They wouldn’t leave and all hell was breaking loose and that’s when Lindsay spat in our friend’s face,” says one source.


“The bar then erupted and everyone was yelling at them to leave.”


You might think that would be the end of it, but this is LiLo we’re talking about…so you would be wrong:



“They came back with their lights on their cameras and they put their face up to the windows,” says one witness. “Lindsay was slamming her hands on the windows. She was messed up.


“About half an hour later, a friend of Lindsay’s came to the bar and tried to fight the bartender. He got in his face taking a really aggressive stance and was threatening him.


“Another person in the bar attempted to film it and then Lindsay’s friend stole her phone and ran out of the bar with it. We then chased him and restrained him till the cops arrived. It was madness.“


By the time police were on the scene the Lohans were long gone, and the bartender who had been harassed chose not to press charges for the most heartbreaking of reasons:


“I was scared because I didn’t know what would be the end result,” he tells Radar.


“Especially when you are a black guy in New York and seeing as [the Lohans] were totally racist and kept asking me where I was from.


“They asked me if I wanted to press charges and I said I just want him to leave…Their behavior was disgusting.”


Yes, Lindsay has added “racist bully” to her resume. Sounds like if she gets that Mean Girls sequel she’s been angling for, she might need to be recast as Regina George.