Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 15 Recap: Stassi Gets Awkward as F--k

Last night on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 15, Katie Maloney finally launched her website, but not without some major hiccups.

Namely, James Kennedy showing up and a text from Stassi Schroeder that threatened to cast a pall over – if not full on ruin – the event …

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Meanwhile, Jax adjusted to his new life as an unemployed outlaw as his girlfriend Brittany adjusted to her new life as the sole breadwinner.

Yes, not only is she dating Jax Taylor, but supporting him.

Also, Lala Kent reacted to a very ugly rumor, and Tom Schwartz grew a pair long enough to take the insufferable Stassi to task. Hard.

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know Stassi has developed more bad blood with the cast than we can even begin to describe.

Still, Tom Schwartz is Tom Schwartz, so when he meets up with her, it can be “sweet,” and “awkward as f–k” and bitter, all at once.

He called her a “bitch” and told her she’s “venomous,” both fair points but hey, no hard feelings … come to Katie’s engagement party?!

This is a big f–king deal because Stassi cut Katie our of her life last year, but now she seems to want forgiveness and/or a paycheck.

She kind of deserved it when Tom told her she’s “a pain in the ass, and a bitch, and venomous,” but she did try to defend herself too.

“Did I, like, kill your dog?” Stassi asked Schwartz. “I am the type of person that, in order to protect myself, if you hurt me, I cut you out.”

“I’ve done that with everybody in my life,” Schroeder boasted.

“With shocking ease,” he replied, with hilarious accuracy. 

“Yes, and that is a fault of mine,” she admitted (the Stassi Schroeder sex tape would also qualify). “Yes, and I am now realizing this.”

Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your view, Tom started warming up to Stassi, and asked her to celebrate his recent engagement.

That ought to go over super well. Just a prediction.

Meanwhile, when Katie threw a party for her “Pucker & Pout” blog, James crashed it and tried to get back together with Kristen Doute.

DENIED. She’s dating a “hotter” guy named Alex now, and James’ bad night continued when Lala kicked his ass to the curb as well.

All ’cause he got jealous after finding out she gave some other guy a rim job at one point. Seriously, that was why they got into a fight.

These are the things that happen on Pump Rules.

Donald Trump Said WHAT About Ted Cruz?!?

We really have no idea at this point why we"re surprised by any of the words that come out of Donald Trump"s mouth.

Remember what Trump said about Mexicans? What he said about women? What he said about one woman in particular being on her period when she interviewed him?

Still… there was Trump in New Hampshire on Monday evening, one night before that state"s Presidential primary, talking about opponent Ted Cruz.

At one point, the topic turned to waterboarding and how Cruz hesitated during the last Republican debate in saying he would used this enhanced interrogation technique on terrorists.

Trump, conversely, made it clear he would bring it back and also do much "worse" to enemies of the United States.

While acting all shocked over Cruz"s viewpoint, Trump overheard a woman in the audience refer to Cruz in a very specific, very derogatory manner.

He could have ignored the comment. He could have just kept right on with his speech.

But this is Donald Trump, people.

He made a big show out of what the woman said and then he repeated what the woman said, sarcastically castigating her for referring to Cruz as "pussy," while, of course, referring to Cruz as a "pussy" himself in the process.

It was a pretty amazing moment, even for Donald Trump, and it"s worth watching the incident unfold.

We promise that you"ve never seen anything like it in politics before.

Khloe Kardashian and James Harden: Is It Over?!?

Like the NBA world championship hopes of the Houston Rockets this season, the relationship between Khloe Kardashian and James Harden appears to be over.

Insiders tell Us Weekly that the reality star and the shooting guard have split.

“She dumped him weeks ago,” a source actually tells the tabloid of Khloe, who went public with Harden in July.

Kardashian and Harden appeared to be involved in your basic summer fling, but the relationship then lasted longer than anyone expected.

It even continued through the very scary incident involving Khloe’s estranged husband in which Lamar Odom fell unconscious while legally banging call girls in Nevada last October.

Khloe has since spent endless amounts of time since then by Odom’s side, helping him recover.

But Khloe has insisted that Harden handled this situation as well as one possible could.

“James has been great. He’s been very supportive with everything,” she told Ryan Seacrest in November.

“I’m sure there was, of course, times that he was uncomfortable with some of the things, but I’m a very honest person and I have nothing to hide.… He’s been great and I’ve been open and honest.”

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress and the NBA All-Star have not been seen together in some time, however, with talk surfacing last month that Harden had been cheating on Kardashian.

Harden was also photographed recently visiting a strip club with Tyga (naturally), after which Kardashian wrote on Instagram, “Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”

Moreover, Khloe is “closer than ever” to Odom, a new E! News report confirms.

The two even went for a hike together over the weekend.

So all signs really do point toward a Khloe and Lamar reunion, which would actually be very sweet and romantic after all this time.

Harden can then return his full focus back to basketball and trying to get his disappointing team a high seed in the Western Conference playoffs.

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Johnny Manziel: Former Girlfriend Recounts Horrific Tale of Abuse in Court Documents

According to court documents released today, a recent altercation between Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel and his former girlfriend Colleen E. Crowley was much more horrifying than initially thought.

Last week, Manziel denied assaulting Crowley and threatening to kill himself in an incident on January 30, during which cops arrived at Manziel’s hotel room after receiving a phone call from a concerned neighbor.

Crowley chose not to press charges, but she did file for an order of protection against Manziel, which required her to describe the events of that night in a sworn affidavit. 

Earlier today, NBC 5 in Dallas posted the contents of the affidavit in their entirety.

In her testimony, Crowley tells of being beaten, restrained and threatened by Manziel over a period of several hours.

The incident began, she says, when she asked Manziel “about things [she] had heard earlier in the week about him being with a girl who had caused [them] problems in the past.”

She says Manziel flew into a rage, threw her on the bed and held her down. It was during this time, Crowley says, that she began to fear for her life.

Still restraining Crowley’s arms, Manziel led her to the lobby of the hotel, where she screamed at a valet, “Please don’t let him take me! I’m scared for my life!”

The valet allegedly replied that he didn’t know what to do, and watched as Manziel “threw” Crowley into the front seat of his car.

Crowley says she attempted to escape from the car, but Manziel caught her and dragged her back to the vehicle by her hair.

He allegedly then struck her so hard on the side of her head that she lost hearing in her left ear for several days.

Manziel announced to Crowley that he intended to drop her off at her car, which was parked at a nearby nightclub, and then kill himself.

When she tried to talk him out of this course of action, Manziel allegedly replied, “Shut up or I’ll kill us both!”

The couple ended up back at Crowley’s residence, where Manziel reportedly smashed Crowley’s phone so that she would be unable to call for help.

She was eventually able to FaceTime with her parents using a computer, and she says she clutched a kitchen knife in order to keep Manziel at bay while she waited for help to arrive.

Crowley’s request for a restraining order was granted, and Dallas police are currently investigating the incident.

Manziel was dropped by his agent last week, and it is expected that the Cleveland Browns will cut ties with the once-promising prospect next month.