Kendall Jenner Prances Around Topless, Shows Nipple Ring to Kim: WATCH

In a new video for Vogue, Kendall Jenner attempts to convey her hectic life as a model during New York Fashion Week, and we don"t feel sorry for her at all.

In the vid, Kendall hangs out in her huge hotel suite, goofs around with Gigi Hadid, takes a bubble bath and tries on garments that cost more than my monthly rent. 

In one scene, Kendall struts around a dressing room with her boobs out for no apparent reason (maybe trying to emulate Gigi"s recent nip slip?), only to be interrupted by big sister Kim Kardashian, wielding bags of McDonald"s.

"You brought me McDonald"s!" squeals Kendall, who bestows a big topless hug upon her sister.

However, Kim is focused on her little sister"s new jewelry.

"I had no idea you had a nipple ring," Kim tells her.

Kendall digs into the fast food while Kim says something about putting clothes on, but then sees the irony.

"I"m one to talk because I"m always naked," she says.

"I"m extremely comfortable," confesses still-topless Kendall. "Which kind of scares me because there"s a lot of people around."

Well, DUH. What"s the point of being naked unless there are scores of witnesses who can see and share it? Right, Kim?

Kendall learned from the best.

Side note: Not only does Kendall chow down on Mickey D"s in this video, she eats pancakes as well, which is just irritating because why must models always pretend they eat junk food just like we do – but manage to stay rail thin?

Just tell us you consume nothing but vodka martinis plus three peas a day and make us all feel a little better, mmkay?

 

Jared Fogle: Packing on Pounds, Getting Harassed in Prison!

Jared Fogle rose to fame in 2000 after the world learned that the formerly obese Indiana native had dropped a significant amount of weight by adhering to a diet that consisted mainly of Subway sandwiches.

Naturally, Subway seized on the opportunity to rebrand itself as a health food chain, and for 15 years, Fogle served as the fast food giant’s pitchman, eventually becoming one of the most recognized figures in national advertising.

Little did we know he would turn out to be creepier than a dozen Ronald McDonalds in windowless vans.

As you probably know, Fogle was sentenced to 15 years in prison after a police investigation linked to him a massive child pornography ring.

Fogle pled guilty to soliciting sex from a minor and possession of child porn, and he began serving his sentence in November of last year.

Not surprisingly, as a famous figure who’s serving time for a number of vile offenses, Fogle is having a hard time behind bars, and he’s reportedly already lost the physique that made him famous:

“He’s really started packing on the pounds again, probably from depression,” a prison insider tells In Touch.

“He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” adds the insider. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”

Based on stories about the sort of treatment he’s been receiving from his fellow inmates, Fogle has every reason to be depressed:

“Jared is regularly taunted by those who have it out for him,” says the source.

“The inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red. Jared just stood there stunned, then ran out of the gym.

“He never ratted out the inmates who did it, though, because he was threatened that if he did, they would get him!”

The insider adds that the other inmates refer to him solely by his nickname, “Chomo,” which is short for child molester.

Sounds like a rough existence, but if there’s one guy you’ll never find us feeling sorry for, it’s Jared Fogle.

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Kim Kardashian: Refusing to Help Kanye West Pay Off His Debt?!

Among the most interesting tidbits to emerge from Kanye West’s recent series of social media meltdowns is the fact that the rapper is somehow $ 53 million in debt.

It seems that Kanye spent most of the money investing in his Yeezy fashion line, and if you think that sounds like a lot of cash to blow on fugly sneakers and sweatpants with torn knees – well, you’re right.

Like his clothing, ‘Ye’s investment strategy is full of holes. Perhaps that’s why no one is willing to bail the man out – including his own wife.

For years, we’ve been hearing that Kim and Kanye keep their money separate, but now it seems like Kim is even more serious about not getting sucked into Kanye’s financial nightmare than we thought.

“Kim refuses to help Kanye get out of debt because she does not want to be involved in his money situation,” says one insider.

“Kanye spends money like it grows on trees.”

As anyone who’s heard the Kim and Kanye divorce rumors knows, the money crisis is beginning to take a toll on the Wests’ marriage:

“The tables have turned this past year financially between the two of them, and it is making Kanye very angry and resentful,” says the source.

“He’s also asked Kris for money but no one is willing to hand over $ 50 million to him, especially in his current state of mind.”

Yes, it seems that unlike the major banks of his wife’s ass – Kanye is not too big to fail.

Caitlyn Jenner: Adopting a Baby Boy?!?

According to her very own words, Caitlyn Jenner is ready for a man in her life.

In a clip from I Am Cait Season 2, Jenner admits that she may have an interest in dating someone from her former gender one of these days.

But is Caitlyn Jenner ready for a very young man in her life?

As in… might she really adopt a baby boy, as strongly implied by the latest cover of In Touch Weekly?

According to an anonymous magazine insider, Caitlyn “wants to raise a child with the help of gal pal Candis Cayne,” who was previously rumored to be a love interest of Jenner’s.

“Caitlyn and Candis have thought about adopting an older child because there are a lot of trans kids whose parents have turned away, or who have run away from home,” says this source, adding:

“But the ideal scenario is a baby. Being a mom is Caitlyn’s dream.”

What do Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner and company think of this idea?

There was supposedly an “explosive showdown” between family members over the possibility, while the tabloid goes on to write:

“Kendall and Kylie are both hurt by the idea. They’re supportive of their dad’s transitioning, but they’re still adjusting to losing the only dad they knew growing up and now here comes Caitlyn, in her fabulous new life, creating a new family for herself.

“They don’t get it at all.”

There’s probably a good reason why they don’t get it:

Because Caitlyn Jenner will adopt a baby boy at about the same time as Kanye West gives up Tweeting forever.

Just consider past cover stories on members of the Kardashians and Jenners that didn’t exactly pan out in the end:

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