In a new video for Vogue, Kendall Jenner attempts to convey her hectic life as a model during New York Fashion Week, and we don"t feel sorry for her at all.
In the vid, Kendall hangs out in her huge hotel suite, goofs around with Gigi Hadid, takes a bubble bath and tries on garments that cost more than my monthly rent.
In one scene, Kendall struts around a dressing room with her boobs out for no apparent reason (maybe trying to emulate Gigi"s recent nip slip?), only to be interrupted by big sister Kim Kardashian, wielding bags of McDonald"s.
"You brought me McDonald"s!" squeals Kendall, who bestows a big topless hug upon her sister.
However, Kim is focused on her little sister"s new jewelry.
"I had no idea you had a nipple ring," Kim tells her.
Kendall digs into the fast food while Kim says something about putting clothes on, but then sees the irony.
"I"m one to talk because I"m always naked," she says.
"I"m extremely comfortable," confesses still-topless Kendall. "Which kind of scares me because there"s a lot of people around."
Well, DUH. What"s the point of being naked unless there are scores of witnesses who can see and share it? Right, Kim?
Kendall learned from the best.
Side note: Not only does Kendall chow down on Mickey D"s in this video, she eats pancakes as well, which is just irritating because why must models always pretend they eat junk food just like we do – but manage to stay rail thin?
Just tell us you consume nothing but vodka martinis plus three peas a day and make us all feel a little better, mmkay?
