Friday, March 4, 2016

Khloe Kardashian Has a Camel Toe, and It Has a Name

There’s TMI, and then there’s WAY TMI.


Khloe Kardashian may have crossed into the latter during an interview with Nylon magazine, in which she opens up about a personal problem that follows her everywhere.



Her camel toe.


And it even has a name.


“I have a camel toe problem—Kamille,” she said. “Kamille with a K.”


Naturally.


While certainly a part of her, Khloe confessed that her sister Kourtney was none too fond of Kamille. 


“So she bought me these things, they’re almost like a maxi pad,” said Khloe. “I don’t know what they’re really called, but it’s to hide your camel toe.”


Evidently, Kamille did not take kindly to the notion of being obscured, so she tried to give the foreign object the boot during a trampoline workout. 


“It was like falling out of my pants, and it was like slipping,” confessed Khloe. “I was so uncomfortable.”


How did she deal with it?


“I had to remove it. I just said, ‘Kamille’s here. She’s at the class too. Get over it."”


Sorry, Kourtney. Kamille won this round.


Lucky for both sisters, Khloe claims that Kamille has been rearing her ugly head less and less since she’s slimmed down.


“Now that I’ve lost weight, I swear my puss has lost weight too, which I did not know was an option but thank god,” she said.


“So she doesn’t care to be seen much these days but at the time she was a problem.”


Hear that, ladies? So if you have a little camel toe problem, it could be due to overweight vulva.


The Kocktails with Khloe host has been making a number of confessions lately.


She recently admitted that she hopes to rekindle her marriage to Lamar Odom, and also revealed that her ex-bf James Harden cheated on her.


We have no idea how either men felt about Kamille, but it looks as though Khloe’s gym body is here to stay, which means Kamille will remain in hibernation.


Jared Fogle: SHOCKING Text Messages Revealed in Court Docs

It’s been four months since Jared Fogle was sentenced to 15 years in prison for possession of child pornography and soliciting sex from a minor, but the shocking details about the disgraced Subway spokesman and his crimes are still emerging on a daily basis.



Yesterday, we learned that in an ironic twist of fate, the man who became famous for slimming down on a diet of $ 5 foot-longs has been packing on the pounds in prison – a possible result of the frequent harassment he endures from fellow inmates.


Today, Radar Online published excerpts from Fogle’s court hearing transcripts that contain a number of shocking text messages that Fogle sent in his efforts to locate underage prostitutes.


Be warned that the content of the messages is profoundly disturbing.


The following quotes are all taken from texts sent by Fogle to two adult prostitutes who allegedly connected him with teenagers who would be willing to exchange sexual favors for cash:


  • “I’m horny again. Is your Asian friend available? I can pay you a little finder’s free. I’ll pay you big for a 14 or 15-year-old.”

  • “Did you find me some young girls or boys? If they can prove their age….and you get me 16 or below, I’ll give you $ 400 at least.”

  • “I love big t–s, but I realize if they are younger that’s hard to find.”

  • “Do you have access to any young girls? Like 15 or 16? It’s what I crave! I would hook you up nicely if you did.”

  • “Any luck finding me a young girl too? I will really…make it worth your while if you can. Girl or guy actually would be fine. The younger the better! LOL!” 

Obviously, it’s not hard to see why Fogle pled guilty and didn’t even attempt to avoid a prison sentence.


Currently, Fogle is appealing his sentence, hoping to be released in 12 years, instead of 15.


Farrah Abraham: "An Uber Driver Almost Raped Me!"

Farrah Abraham has made a shocking revelation: an Uber driver tried to rape her.


The allegations came during an episode of her new podcast “Farrah and Friends” during a conversation with YouTube personality Shane Dawson.



The announcement seemed unplanned, as she mentioned it only as Dawson started to bring up an unrelated story about the car service.


“An Uber driver almost raped me, so I don’t know about Uber,” interrupted Farrah. “I’m banned from Uber.”


Farrah’s on-again, off-again boyfriend Simon Saran apparently came to her rescue during the 2 a.m. altercation, which took place in Long Island in January 2015.


“My non-boyfriend threw him in the window and almost broke his car window,” she said, describing the incident.


“The cops were called and I threw the cell phone and I was like ‘I don’t have a cell phone, I don’t have a cell phone! And I was like ‘I’ve had enough of this.’


“The Persian dude ran after me. The cops were like, ‘You’re harassing her’ and I was like, ‘See I told you!’ and then I went to bed.”


The story sounds horrific and scary, albeit disjointed. It seems as though there are some missing pieces that were untold. 


Oddly, Dawson was laughing during the whole retelling of the account.


Page Six reports that Uber officials are telling a different story, saying “their investigation showed that Abraham and Saran were the assessors in the incident.”


The company said the driver complained to them and as a result, Farrah was banned from using the service.


Uber also said Farrah did not report the attack to them.


“We have no record of Ms. Abraham ever reporting any incident like this,” said an Uber spokesman. “Her rider account was banned because an Uber driver-partner reported that a friend traveling with Ms. Abraham dumped their alcoholic drink on the front seat of the partner’s car.”


Nassau County Police claim to have no record of a report on the incident.


Farrah’s accusations come on the heels of the Teen Mom OG reunion, during which she broke down while discussing her childhood abuse.


She had previously claimed her parents assaulted her when she was young.


We hope Farrah comes forward and elaborates on these new allegations. Sexual assault is a serious issue and should be addressed appropriately.

Jana Duggar: New Photo Sparks Courtship Rumors

With the premiere of the first full season of Jill and Jessa: Counting On less than two weeks away, many have wondered if there’s any truth to the rumors that the show will delve into Jana Duggar’s love life.


Now, a photo of the Duggar girls that was posted on the family’s official Facebook page earlier this week has led to rumors that the 26-year-old fan favorite may have begun the courtship process:



As you can see, the photo shows the Duggar girls serving a meal, and the heart decorations seem to indicate that it might be part of a Valentine’s Day celebration. 


Of course, it’s the non-Duggar male guest in the back that’s really caught the attention of fans.


If you’re familiar with the Duggar rules of courtship, you know that women in the family don’t spend much time around unattached men in less their being considered as potential mates.


The presence of a random young man coupled with what many have interpreted as a hint in the latest trailer that Jana will find love on the show has many fans buzzing.


“Hope that good looking guy in the back is interested in Jana or Jinger!” wrote one commenter.


Others did some digging and identified the man as Logan Smith – a longtime Duggar family friend who hasn’t previously demonstrated any romantic interest in any of the sisters.


Whatever the case, we won’t have to wait much longer to find out if the show will feature any forays into Jana’s love life.


The premiere isn’t until March 15, but you know the folks in charge of promotions at TLC wouldn’t keep that nugget under wraps for long.