Erin Heatherton: I QUIT After Victoria"s Secret Told Me to Lose Weight!

If you’ve ever looked at a Victoria’s Secret model and assumed they were exempt from body shaming comments, you are sadly (for everyone) mistaken.

In fact, a model whose body would be considered by many to be too thin was told she was just too fat for VS.

“My last two Victoria’s Secret shows, I was told I had to lose weight,” said former VS angel Erin Heatherton in an interview with motto. “I look back like, ‘Really?’”

We’re looking at her like, “Really?” too, because… REALLY???

Heatherton said that despite working out twice a day and eating healthy meals, she just couldn’t slim down enough to meet the strict weight requirement.

“I was really depressed because I was working so hard and I felt like my body was resisting me,” she revealed.

“And I got to a point where one night I got home from a workout and I remember staring at my food and thinking maybe I should just not eat.”

After walking in her last VS show in 2013, Heatherton said goodbye to the brand for good.

“I realized I couldn’t go out into the world—parading my body and myself in front of all these women who look up to me—and tell them that this is easy and simple and everyone can do this,” she recalled.

She now strives to be an advocate for women who struggle with body image issues.

“This feeling I once perceived as ‘failure’ was, in truth, a powerful awakening for me to stand behind my purpose in life,” she wrote on Instagram.

“I stepped away from hiding behind a fabricated version of myself.”

Heatherton says she is creating a channel for women “to become the truest versions of themselves,” and to “stay tuned for more.”

Blac Chyna: Did She FORCE Rob Kardashian to Propose? Is She After His Family"s Fortune?!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are engaged after a whirlwind, random-as-hell courtship of less than three months.

Despite the complications caused by the fact that Rob’s sister is dating Blac’s baby daddy, it wasn’t hard to see what the two twenty-somethings saw in each other.

Blac is a curvy Instagram model and a household name in some circles.

Rob is a member of one of America’s most famous families, flush with cash, and loaded with fixer-up potential.

We figured Blac is the type who likes a challenge, and that these two would help each other out for a few months, post a bunch of nauseatingly cutesy crap on social media, and go their separate ways.

When news of the engagement first began to circulate online, many on social media dismissed it as another publicity stunt from the celebrity world’s most unashamedly thirsty couple.

When Blac confirmed the news, the conversation switched to “what the hell are these two thinking?”

Sure they’re young, but not “engaged after ten weeks” young.

Rob will be 30 next year, and Blac, 27, is the mother of a 3-year-old.

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 14 Photos

Given that Rob was in a pitiable state when he met Blac and will enjoy the benefits of fabulous wealth and at least a modicum of fame for the rest of his life, many began to wonder if Blac had ulterior motives.

After all, when they these two started dating, Rob was a recluse who seemed to be slowly killing himself with food, drugs, and a sedentary lifestyle.

Despite his wealth and fame, his self-esteem, by all accounts, was in the gutter.

For the right opportunist, Rob was ripe for the picking, and considering Blac’s fame has been primarily Kardashian-related for most of her career (She was friends with Kim before feuding with Kylie.), it’s hard to believe the fringe benefits of dating Rob never crossed her mind.

Already there’s talk of a Rob and Blac reality show, and a special wedding episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Not bad for a woman who was best known for trading shots with a teenager just a few months ago.

There’s no solid evidence that Blac is into Rob for his fame and wealth, or that getting married was her idea; we just hope the man is going into this situation with both eyes open.

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Britney Spears Flaunts FLAWLESS Abs on Instagram

For anyone concerned about the state of Britney Spear’s abs, their current status is: flat.

Ms. Spears recently posted a photo to Instagram of herself in a crop top, and all her fans went, “DAMN.”

Britney’s been positively ab-happy on social media over the past few weeks, and I would be too if my midsection looked like that. It’s got the indentation lines and shadows in all the right places, all worthy of earning temporary praise from the internet.

Last month, critics just didn’t believe the pop princess when she shared a bikini photo showcasing a waistline and lower back curve we’ve thus far seen only on Barbie (vintage, unattainable-body-standards Barbie, not the new real people Barbies).

Critics were quick to cry, “Photoshop!” but the mom of two shut them down with another pic of her taut tummy.

It appeared to be her way of saying “Suck it, haters, my body is legit.”

Throughout her career, fans have kept close watch on the the singer’s weight, which has fluctuated over the years like that of pretty much all living beings.

Nevertheless, she’s continually charged with living up to the body she had when she sashayed around in a school girl’s outfit in her debut “Baby One More Time” video at age 16.

As far as we can tell, at the present time, she’s giving body shamers nothing to talk about.

Kanye West: DUMPING Kim Kardashian, Suing for Custody of Kids??

For weeks, we’ve heard rumors that Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kanye West was on the rocks.

The majority of these reports claimed that Kim was fed up with Kanye’s ballistic rants and public outbursts, which have caused her so much embarrassment she threatened to sue for divorce.

But an inside source now tells InTouch that it is Kanye who’s giving Kim the boot – and he plans to serve up divorce papers as a prezzie on their second wedding anniversary next month.

“Kanye has had enough, and he is going to dump her on their second anniversary in May,” the source told the magazine. “Kim will be mortified; it will be the ultimate humiliation for her.” 

I bet. Everyone knows it’s better to be the dumper than the dumpee.

But that’s not the worst of it. The mag says Kanye also has designs on taking away their kids, North and Saint.

“He plans on going for custody of their two children,” a source alleged. “He wants to take them to Paris, where he has a home, for half the year.” 

“He’s told Kim as much too, and even said he has enough dirt on her to ensure the legal system would be lenient toward him when it came to custody.”

Riiiight. Because the courts love it when celeb dads have a public meltdown every other week.

Earlier this week we reported that Kimye’s relationship was orchestrated by none other than momager and PR pro Kris Jenner, who wanted to repair Kim’s reputation after her marriage to Kris Humphries ended after just 72 days.

But what did Kanye get out of it? According to InTouch, the rapper wanted children, and to protect his own rep as well.

“[Kanye] wanted children and had been dogged for years by spurious allegations that he was either gay or bisexual,” the source revealed.

Ahhh. Now we’re beginning to understand his reaction to Amber Rose’s #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch tweet.

And speaking of “spurious allegations,” we think that may be the perfect way to describe this entire story.

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