For weeks, we’ve heard rumors that Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kanye West was on the rocks.
The majority of these reports claimed that Kim was fed up with Kanye’s ballistic rants and public outbursts, which have caused her so much embarrassment she threatened to sue for divorce.
But an inside source now tells InTouch that it is Kanye who’s giving Kim the boot – and he plans to serve up divorce papers as a prezzie on their second wedding anniversary next month.
“Kanye has had enough, and he is going to dump her on their second anniversary in May,” the source told the magazine. “Kim will be mortified; it will be the ultimate humiliation for her.”
I bet. Everyone knows it’s better to be the dumper than the dumpee.
But that’s not the worst of it. The mag says Kanye also has designs on taking away their kids, North and Saint.
“He plans on going for custody of their two children,” a source alleged. “He wants to take them to Paris, where he has a home, for half the year.”
“He’s told Kim as much too, and even said he has enough dirt on her to ensure the legal system would be lenient toward him when it came to custody.”
Riiiight. Because the courts love it when celeb dads have a public meltdown every other week.
Earlier this week we reported that Kimye’s relationship was orchestrated by none other than momager and PR pro Kris Jenner, who wanted to repair Kim’s reputation after her marriage to Kris Humphries ended after just 72 days.
But what did Kanye get out of it? According to InTouch, the rapper wanted children, and to protect his own rep as well.
“[Kanye] wanted children and had been dogged for years by spurious allegations that he was either gay or bisexual,” the source revealed.
Ahhh. Now we’re beginning to understand his reaction to Amber Rose’s #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch tweet.
And speaking of “spurious allegations,” we think that may be the perfect way to describe this entire story.
