13 Terrible Celebrity Moms You Can Be Glad Aren"t Yours

Hollywood has produced a long list of great mothers, to be sure.

These women are not on it, though. No sir, no ma"am. No way.

Think we"re being too harsh, or maybe not giving them a chance?

We beg to differ. Scroll through this slideshow of the worst this town has to offer and try to decide not whether everyone on it is a terrible mom …

… but who is the worst of the worst. The competition is stiff.

In honor of Mother"s Day, let"s look at the contenders!

1. Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin has eight children. And given her non-stop string of questionable behavior and shameless antics, we feel sorry for each and every one of them. Sorry, we’re not buying the “working mom” bit … there are ways to work and put food on the table while still being a more tolerable human being who sets a better example. Jon is not exactly a prize himself but let’s be real.

2. Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner is sort of evil. Okay, more than sort of. She likes using her kids to make a lot of money. There’s a reason they call her the Momager, and why she is trying to trademark the term Momager … and why the Kardashian and Jenner children act the way they do, with the priorities they seem to embody.

3. Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan is responsible for Lindsay Lohan. What else needs to be said? Well, this: Dina Lohan is a wannabe Momager … sort of like a less shrewd, less intelligent, substance abuse-ravaged version of Kris Jenner.

4. Jenelle Evans

Jenelle Evans, mother to two sons, only has custody of one of them because of her train wreck past, and while many young moms turn things around, she continues to rack up arrests – 15, at least, by our count – to this day, and remains as unstable as when she first burst onto the Teen Mom 2 scene. If not more so.

5. Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham has starred in a sex tape AND brought a life into the world. Not many women can say that … well, actually a decent number of celebrities can these days. But Farrah has taken it to a new level, not just with her porn career, but with the associated lies she tells about it, and the way she conducts herself on a daily basis, including with regards to Sophia, her daughter. Her poor, innocent daughter.

6. Nadya Suleman

Nadya Suleman is best known as the Octomom, because she had eight kids at one time. And boy do they look happy at this party. But it should be the SUCK-tomom, because she already had six children she couldn’t support before she had eight more implanted inside her clown car uterus by a shady doctor to a total of 14. Which she can’t support and occasionally commits welfare fraud on behalf of. While being an embarrassment to America and humanity as a whole. We could go on.

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This Girl Will Never Use a Power Drill to Eat Corn Again

We"ve seen some pretty crazy Internet trends over the past several years.

For example, remember the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge?

But sticking one"s mouth over the opening of a small bottle in order swell up one"s lips to resemble those of Kylie Jenner actually seems like an award-winning idea when compared to the latest Internet trend.

It involves a piece of corn on the cob… a power drill… and some not very intelligent people.

Sorry. We hate to pass judgment like that.

But this entire challenge involve placing a piece of corn on the cob on a power drill, actually turning on said power drill and then using it to eat the corn as quickly as possible.

Sometimes, it works and one eats the corn in 10 seconds.

And the reward this person then gets is…. a bunch of video hits? Hooray, we guess?

Conversely, eating corn on the cob with a power drill can be very dangerous (SHOCKER, we know), as evidenced by the video below.

It features a young woman who takes this challenge, who gets a few bites in… and then who immediately regrets it.

She"ll be fine in the end. But she may need to get used to a new look for awhile.

Watch to see what we mean:

Kourtney Kardashian: PISSED About Tyga Partying With Scott Disick!

On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the majority of the drama centered around Lamar Odom’s astonishing recovery following a near-fatal overdose – and Kanye West’s astonishingly lame-looking fashion show.

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But while editing room tricksters did their best to make us believe that the Yeezy Season 3 debut was a resounding success (it wasn’t), nothing could conceal Kourtney Kardashian’s withering contempt for Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend, Tyga.

If you watch the show – or just occasionally peruse your local police blotter – you know that Disick has a bit of a drinking problem.

And by “a bit of a drinking problem,” we mean Charlie Sheen probably looks at this guy like, “Whoa, dude. Your liver’s gonna fall out of your butt like any day.”

Disick has been to rehab on several occasions, and every time he claims that he’s cured…

So cured, in fact, that he’s capable of going out partying without going off the rails.

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Somehow, the father of three keeps managing to find enablers who are willing to hit 1Oak with him, and it seems these days his party partner of choice is none other than T-Raww.

For obvious reasons, Kourtney is not thrilled with this development, and she made her feelings clear on last night’s episode of KUWTK:

“It pisses me off that people like Tyga, who should know better, that are close to our family that don’t just find some other friends,” she told Kylie and company.

“It’s not like Kanye is calling him like, ‘Come to the studio,’ every night. ‘Come to my show!’ It’s Tyga calling him to hang out and go to parties. It still bothers me.”

Her other sisters made the valid point that Scott is a grown man, and he has no one to blame for his decisions but himself.

That’s certainly true, but he’s also an addict, and someone who’s as close to the family as Tyga should be willing to do whatever it takes to help.

In this case, that simply means not going clubbing with the guy.

Really shouldn’t be that hard, as Scott acts like a colossal D-bag when he goes out.

Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online to relive Scott’s many, many ups and downs.

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Duggar Family Linked to Controversial Teen Marriage Cult

Over the years, the Duggar family’s strict fundamentalist religious beliefs have stirred up a good deal of public debate, much of it stemming from their involvement in the controversial Quiverfull movement.

Last week, Raw Story published an article from a former Quiverfull adherent that describes a convention designed to help parents find suitable arranged marriage partners for girls in their teens so that they can start producing offspring.

The disturbing event was coordinated by Quiverfull founder Vaughn Ohlman who believed that girls should be married off as soon as they’re “physically mature enough to handle” childbirth “without damage.”

The self-appointed minister advocates finding husbands for girls as young as 12, writing on his website that the Bible defines the “‘flower of her age’ (1 Corinthians 7:36) as ‘from twelve to twenty years of age."”

Ohlman writes that in ideal cases, the girls will consent to the marriage, but the type of “obedient consent” he imagines doesn’t allow for the possibility that they might say no:

“But it is very important to realize that this type of “consent” is the kind of obedient consent we see in the examples of Adam, Eve, Isaac, Rebecca, and Christ,” he says on his website.

“It is consent where the son or daughter, realizing that their father has bound them and then submits to the covenant as binding, recognizing the good gift their father has given them.”

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The event was to be held in Kansas (as it’s one of the few states that has no age requirement for marriage as long as the kids have proof of parental consent), but was canceled at the last minute due to pressure from protest groups.

Needless to say, it’s not the kind of thing most reality TV families would like to be linked to, but the Duggars remain proud Quiverfull devotees.

Dozens of fans have flooded the family’s social media accounts this week requesting a comment on the controversial convention and asking if they condone it, but the family members who are permitted to use social media (Read: those who are already married off) have yet to respond.

This latest scandal comes on the heels of news that the Duggars’ former minister Bill Gothard is being sued by dozens of men and women who claim he oversaw decades of systematic sexual abuse. 

Not surprisingly, the Duggars have yet to comment on that on that story as well.

Though they’ve answered questions about Josh Duggar’s molestation of his sisters, parents Jim Bob and Michelle have yet to respond to claims that his actions may have been partially motivated by the culture of childhood sexual assault found within the Quiverfull movement.

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