Kim Kardashian Weight Loss Goal: Achieved!

Break out the trumpets, people.

Sound the alarm.

Stand up and applaud.

BECAUSE KIM KARDASHIAN HAS DONE IT!!!!!!

For several weeks now, Kim has kept followers up at night, causing us to wonder about her weight.

Has she finally shed all of those pregnancy pounds? Has she achieved her weight loss goals?

Come on now, Kim, stop leaving us in suspense: HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?!?

Forget North West, Saint West or the status of her marriage to Kanye West. Kim’s weight is pretty much all the reality star has been talking about since she gave birth in December.

But now she has officially given the universe a reason to celebrate.

Just feast your eyes on the following photo:

“Yaaaassssss!!!! #Atkins,” Kardashian wrote as a caption to the Snapchat video from which we took this image.

It shows her weight at 135.8 pounds and, as we sadly know, Kardashian weighed 135 pounds before getting implanted with Kanye’s seed last year.

Earlier this month, Kim shared a similar Snapchat video, at which time her weight was 139.6 pounds.

Can we once again mention how pathetic it is for Kim Kardashian to be doing this?

How terrible an example she is setting for new mothers everywhere by emphasizing her need to lose weight to such a degree?

Especially when she has the time and the wealth to diet properly and to exercise with a personal trainer?

Kim, of course, has also been touting the Atkins Diet as playing a major role in her slimmed-down figure, prompting us to wonder just how much money she’s made off those mentions.

Well into the six figures, we’re sure.

Congratulations on that new body,Kim Kardashian! You remain a terrible person.

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Gwen Stefani Shares Makeup-Free Selfie, Looks Unrecognizable (and Gorgeous)

True Gwen Stefani fans know that she rarely allows herself to be seen without makeup.

A lot of makeup.

Gwen is known for her bold red lips, flawless complexion, prominent brows and perfectly-drawn winged eyeliner, even when in sweatpants.

“The makeup goes on every day, even if I’m not going anywhere,” she told InStyle in 2011.

So fans were shocked to see her post a totally bare-faced, bed-headed selfie yesterday to Instagram.

And, of course, she still looks incredible.

But who needs a glam squad when you’ve got filters?

Just sayin’. We’ve ALL done it.

It’s possible that her new beau (and soon to be baby daddy?) Blake Shelton has given her the confidence to appear unpainted, as the cowboy reportedly prefers a the natural look.

His ex-wife Miranda Lambert revealed as much when she told People, “He’s one of those dudes who’s like, ‘You look prettier without it.’”

On the contrary, Gwen told Harper’s Bazaar that her husband at the time, Gavin Rossdale, preferred her with makeup.

“I like to make my husband like me more,” she said. “And he likes it when I’m wearing makeup.”

I can just hear Blake’s voice now.

Darlin’, that’s a load a horse sh*t. I wanna see yer pores.

To me, Gwen Stefani doesn’t seem like Gwen Stefani without the old Hollywood glamour vibe, but fresh-faced on Instagram, she’s still pretty hot.

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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging a Blonde Model Named Ela Kawalec

Well, he did it.

Leonardo DiCaprio has banged so many blonde models that we’re officially out of jokes about how unsurprising it is that Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a blonde model.

Last we checked in on Leo, he was “dating” Chelsey Weimar, a 19-year-old postal worker. Just kidding, she’s a model.

Prior to that, he was banging Roxy Horner, who was destined to briefly date DiCaprio from the moment her parents christened her Roxy Horner.

We hate to shock you to your very core without warning like this, but Roxy earns her living as a model.

We’re beginning to think that Leo allowed that bear in The Revenant to get a little frisky just for a change of pace.

You might think that having sex with blonde models is something Leo would eventually get sick of…Actually, no. You would probably never think that at all.

Anyway, here’s his latest flavor of the month – a Polish model named Ela Kawalec.

Page Six is reporting that Leo and Ela were spotted acting “couply” (whatever that means) at NYC hotspot Bodega Negra Wednesday night.

“They were dancing,” says one witness. “Leo was dancing with her in his arms and canoodling. They were doing their thing, bumping and grinding.”

Bumping and grinding? Who is this source, 1993 R. Kelly?

Anyway, Ela is an up-and-comer with only about 1,000 Instagram followers, so we’re pretty sure what Leo’s doing for her career actually qualifies as charity work.

Can someone get the Nobel committee on the phone?

Screw the Oscar; this man needs to get shortlisted for the Peace Prize ASAP!

Sharon Osbourne: Filing For Divorce From Ozzy Osbourne?!

Well, that didn’t take long.

Less than a week after the world learned that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne had separated, several sources are reporting that Sharon has begun the process of filing for divorce from her husband of 33 years.

According to TMZ, Sharon has been meeting with divorce lawyers and is on the verge of choosing the attorney who will help her fight what could be lengthy legal battle.

Insiders report that Sharon and Ozzy’s split is already getting ugly, with the soon-to-be exes quarreling over petty details.

Shortly after Sharon found out about Ozzy’s infidelity through his emails, she reportedly kicked him out of their Beverly Hills home.

He returned two days later, and she responded by moving out herself.

The couple has tens of millions of assets to split, and insiders say they expect the divorce process to be brutal on the whole family.

But there are others who think the couple will soon magically patch things up – right around the time the publicity dies down.

Yes, Page Six is reporting that an anonymous source close to the Osbournes believes the whole divorce drama is just a big publicity stunt orchestrated by Sharon:

“Sharon is the queen of publicity stunts, there’s always deliberate drama going on, it maintains interest in them as a family,” says the insider.

“She’s a very smart woman, it would be very hard for Ozzy to carry on an affair under her nose without her knowing about it. If it is a stunt, it has got him almost as much press as when he bit that bat’s head off.”

Sounds a bit far-fetched, but we wouldn’t put it past her.

Sharon has expressed her admiration for Kris Jenner in the past, and interest in the Osbournes is currently the highest it’s been in years.

And it wouldn’t be tough to get Ozzy on board. 

He’s probably only vaguely aware of what the hell’s happening.

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