Monday, May 16, 2016

24 Tweets That Prove the Exercise Struggle is Real


Not everyone is Kim Kardashian.


Not everyone can get famous off a sex tape afford a personal trainer and have all the time they need to hit the gym to get in shape.


Working out is hard!


But making jokes about working out on Twitter can be easy. Just ask the following funny folks…




1. This is Enough for the Day


This is enough for the day

Seriously, I’m pooped.



2. No Argument Here!


No argument here

Gain is overrated.



3. I Need All the Motivation I Can Get


I need all the motivation i can get

Come get me, serial killers!



4. My Work Here is Done


My work here is done

But my eating is yet to begin!



5. What Choice Do I Have?


What choice do i have

You want me to choke?!?



6. Get It?!?


Get it

I’ll be here all week. And by “here,” I mean NOT the gym.


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The Bachelorette: Is She Still Bitter Over Ben?

JoJo Fletcher is ready to turn heartbreak into her big break.



Those who are set to watch The Bachelorette online or on television when it kicks off Season 13 on May 23 are likely wondering what state of mind Fletcher will be in.


Considering she advanced so far on the previous Bachelor season, only to be cast aside from Ben Higgins, it would be understandable for Fletcher to harbor some resentment.


Right?


What say you to that possibility, Chris Harrison?


“Obviously she had her heart broken with Ben,” Harrison told E! News at KIIS FM’s Wango Tango over the weekend.


But he then added of the gorgeous reality star:


“You know what’s really cool? The fact that the wasn’t really bitter about what happened with Ben.


“And she actually kind of used that as a bar that was set of ‘This is what I’m looking for, I know this exists."”


Based on a few of The Bachelorette spoilers that have come out, we know that Fletcher does narrow down her field of suitors to a quartet at some point.


But will one of them get down on a knee and propose?


This, we cannot confirm.



Harrison does say, however, that when JoJo walked into the mansion to meet her 26 aspiring husbands on the first evening of filming, she was quite clear about what she was looking for in a mate.


“She was very particular and very specific about this guy is going to have to be pretty phenomenal, as good as Ben was, to capture my heart,” he previewed.


Will JoJo Fletcher find true love?


Will a former Bachelor return to woo her, as has been teased?


Will we see the most exciting Rose Ceremony in Bachelorette history?


These questions will start to be answered on May 23 on ABC at 8/7c. We can’t wait!


Brandi Glanville Squashes Beef, Wishes LeAnn Rimes a Happy Stepmom"s Day

After years of public barbs and occasional Single White Female-style creepiness, the feud between LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville is officially at an end.



Against all odds, the ladies seem to have buried the hatchet and put the needs of Brandi’s kids (and LeAnn’s stepkids) ahead of their own differences.


The first sign that tensions had soothed came last month, when Brandi wished LeAnn a happy wedding anniversary on Twitter.


Not the kind of thing that would normally be a big deal, but when the woman you’re congratulating is married to your ex-husband, whom she started dating while the two of you were still married…


Well, you can see why Brandi didn’t offer any kind words on any of LeAnn’s previous anniversaries.


Rimes and Glanville have hammered out short-term truces in the past, but this time, the women appear to be committed to forming something that almost resembles a friendship.



These two both live on social media, so perhaps it’s not surprising that the evidence is written all over their Twitter pages.


Apparently, Sunday was Stepmother’s Day, and not only did Brandi spend it watching her boys play soccer with LeAnn, she later gave Rimes a public shoutout:


“Jake just told me its step moms day! So happy step moms day @leannrimes I didnt know or I would told u at soccer-thanks for luv n my boys!” Brandi tweeted.


“@BrandiGlanville thx! I love them with all my heart,” LeAnn replied.


There was a time when we would’ve assumed they were both being sarcastic, but this appears to be the new normal for Brandi and LeAnn.


We don’t know what prompted them to make up, but we suppose it’s a good thing.


Brandi and LeAnn’s social media accounts are sure to be much less interesting now, but that’s just something we’ll have to learn to live with.

Lamar Odom: Friends Fear He Will Relapse Soon

It’s no surprise that he has an addictive personality, and until he commits to recovery, it’s unlikely that Lamar Odom can drink alcohol without the risk of wanting to use drugs.



A bold statement, I know.  


I’m no addiction specialist, but I’m familiar enough with it to know that temptation is a nasty, nasty beast.


After an overdose at a Nevada brothel nearly killed him, Lamar Odom has made incredible strides in his recovery.


Odom has appeared on the last few episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and viewers notice that he doesn’t seem 100% there.  


Even in February, when Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian tried to explain to him what happened while the entire family was in New York for Kanye West’s fashion show, Odom didn’t seem to fully grasp how grave is condition had been.


“Since the Vegas overdose, Lamar’s mental faculties have been really messed up,” a source told Radar Online.


“Lamar is mentally unstable. He doesn’t know what he is doing.”


What’s worse, he’s “drinking in public and at home too,” the source added.



“It seems like he doesn’t even understand that he can’t drink or do drugs again.  It’s like he forgot how close he was to death, and just thinks everything is fine again.


“But it isn’t, and everyone is really scared about him.”


The source explained that Odom does have a team of men around him “at all times to make sure that he doesn’t go overboard,” but the former NBA star “just doesn’t listen.


That, combined with the fact that he’s not sure where he stands romantically with Khloe Kardashian make things very confusing.


“Everything is up in the air for him,” the source said. 


“Lamar’s friends and business associates know he’s a mess right now. They want him to go to rehab before it is too late, but he just won’t listen,” the source said. 


“Everyone is worried about him. They’re afraid he will do drugs or drink too much and that will really kill him.