Thursday, May 19, 2016

Tyga: Planning to Expose Kylie Jenner"s Secrets in Tell-All?

After weeks of speculation (and a year of wondering what the hell she sees in the Z-list rapper), it’s now been confirmed that Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up.



As far as we can tell, neither party is wasting any time moving on.


Kylie’s been spotted with Ty Dolla Sign and Jahron Brathwaite (though she claims both are just friends).


Meanwhile, Tyga is reportedly dating Karlie Redd, who sounds like some sort of superhero hybrid of Kylie and his previous ex, Blac Chyna.


But just because both halves of Kyga have found new hangers-on, that doesn’t mean they’re completely done with one another.


Even though they were never married, Tyga made out like a Beverly Hills housewife in the split, with Kylie allowing him to keep the hundreds of thousands in presents she gave him over the course of the relationship.



Some sources even claim she gave him a consolation prize in the form of a six-figure check.


But T-Raww is no fool, and he knows there’s plenty more money to be made off of Kylie.


However, he may have underestimated how closely Kris Jenner guards the family fortune.


Sources tell Radar Online that Tyga planned to write a tell-all about Kylie following their breakup – but Kris has already put the kibosh on all of that:


“After Kylie and Tyga broke up for the first time, Kris drafted an extremely thorough non-disclosure for Tyga to sign so that he cannot say a word about Kylie or their family,”


“If he does, there will be severe legal consequences to pay!”


The insider goes on to confirm the rumors about Tyga keeping all the gifts he received from Kylie, but adds that Kylizzle still came out on top in this breakup:


“The way Kylie looks at it is Tyga can keep whatever he wants from their time together because she has so much money, and he does not,” says the source.


“Kylie is walking away from this relationship a winner. Tyga cannot say a word about her and she is the one who has all the money and fame in the end!”


Jimmy Fallon to Admit to Drinking Problem in New Memoir?

For whatever reason, late night hosts generally don’t find their names mentioned in celebrity gossip circles very often.



Maybe it’s because every single one that currently occupies a network time slot is a middle-aged family man.


Maybe it’s because the work ethic required to reach such a lofty point in one’s career doesn’t jibe with a hard-partying lifestyle.


Whatever the case, Jimmy Fallon has become the exception to one of television’s most longest-standing rules in recent months.


It all started when Fallon severely injured his hand twice in less than five months. 


The second incident occurred when the Tonight Show host fell while holding a bottle of Jagermeister at a party:



Shortly thereafter, the 41-year-old chipped his tooth in an accident at home.


For obvious reasons, the succession of strange mishaps has raised concerns about Fallon’s drinking habits.


NBC execs issued a statement claiming that they weren’t concerned about Fallon’s alleged binges, but insiders have insisted that there’s been an ongoing effort to keep his boozing under wraps since well before the beloved comic took over for Jay Leno at 11:30.


“It’s gone from being a whisper to a chatter,” says one industry insider when asked about the rumors of Fallon’s heavy boozing.


“He’s a mess” confirms a Manhattan bartender who claims Fallon’s been a regular customer of hers for several years. “Everything you’ve heard [about his behavior] is true.”


Now, sources claim that Fallon has been offered a staggering sum (some say as high as $ 15 million) to pen a memoir.


And there are additional reports that Jimmy will take the opportunity to finally come clean about his boozing habits.


Friends of Fallon’s who prefer to remain anonymous say that he plans to confirm that he occasionally gets out of hand while partying, but firmly believes that he is not an alcoholic, as he abstains for long periods of time.


Some would argue that if Fallon frequently injures himself while drinking, then it’s clear that he does have a problem, but hopefully those folks will withhold judgment – at least until Jimmy gets to tell his side of the story.


Florida Woman Sees Sign from God in Baby"s Poop

A woman in Florida would like to remind everyone that God is everywhere.


Sometimes, He speaks to us through famous spoiled brats in trees.


Other times, He sends us messages through the feces of our children.







According to one user on Facebook, that is. 


We don’t know her name, but we do know that she resides in the Sunshine State (shocking, right?) and she believes that the power of Jesus recently resided in her son’s dirty diaper.


Upon changing him, she noticed that his poop looks eerily like a cross and felt compelled to tell the Internet all about it.







“Sometimes in our busy, crazy, hectic lives, we forgot how wonderful God is,” the woman opened her post, adding:


“Today I feel as though he sent me a sign. Saying everything will be okay. I’m right here by your side.”


And just what was this miraculous sign?


“I went to change [my son’s] diaper and he pooped a cross,” she explained.


“It might not be the prettiest sign, but he put it where he knew I’d see it. In my babies diaper. Lol. Hard to miss what’s right in front of you.”


So we’re sorry. But now that piece of poop is right in front of YOU.


What do you think? Is this really a cross? It is really a sign from the Almighty?







“If you can, or want to, feel free to share the message. That God is with us. And he gives us signs to let us know that things will be OK,” she continued.


“We’re good most of the time, but God is good all the time. We are one in love yes. Amen.”







Look: If you think you see signs from God in unusual places and if you take this as inspiration that He’s watching out for you and this helps you get by in life in any way at all… awesome.


More power to you. Carry on, by all means.


Faith is a magical and mystical concept and who are we to judge what someone believes in his or her heart?


Except maybe when it comes to thinking that God is talking to you through your child’s poop.


Go ahead and share that on Facebook if you want. Just expect a bit of mockery if you do so.


Especially when other Florida women don’t exactly help your whole sanity defense. To wit:


The CW Announces Fall Schedule: Super Moves Ahead!

The CW is at once the most static network on television and also the one with the most changes on tap.


First, it renewed every single show on its schedule…



… but now it has announced a fall lineup that looks completely different from the one that is about to finish off its 2015-2016 run.


For starters, Supergirl is taking the unusual step of changing networks, going from CBS to The CW for Season 2, yet remaining on Monday nights.


It will be followed by Jane the Virgin.


On Tuesdays, The Flash also remains at 8 p.m., but it will precede one of the network’s four new programs, No Tomorrow.


Similarly, Arrow will kick off Wednesday evenings, new series Frequency at 9 p.m.


On Thursday, Supernatural is once again off to a new night, following D.C.’s Legends of Tomorrow.


The Vampire Diaries will air at 8 p.m. on Fridays (amidst talk this will be the final season) and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend shifts to Fridays at 9 p.m.


Says network President Mark Pedowitz via press release:


“The CW has become known as the home of the best, most creative series on broadcast television, in a range of genres that appeal to the most balanced audience of any broadcast network, and the series we have for next season will absolutely continue to fit that bill.”



Here is your full look at the new CW lineup:


MONDAY


8:00-9:00 PM SUPERGIRL (New Network)


9:00-10:00 PM JANE THE VIRGIN


TUESDAY


8:00-9:00 PM THE FLASH


9:00-10:00 PM NO TOMORROW (New Series)


WEDNESDAY


8:00-9:00 PM ARROW


9:00-10:00 PM FREQUENCY (New Series)


THURSDAY


8:00-9:00 PM DC’S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW


9:00-10:00 PM SUPERNATURAL (New Night)


FRIDAY


8:00-9:00 PM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES


9:00-10:00 PM CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND (New Night)