Jessica Simpson: I Love My Boobs & So Does My Husband!

Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of Women’s Health, and inside the mag she talks about what seems to be her favorite topics:

That topic, of course, is Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

We know that Jessica loves her boobs because she’s told us so on several occasions.

There was a time when rumors of that Jessica would undergo a breast reduction struck fear in the hearts of men across the land.

Fortunately, Jessica knows that with great boobs comes great responsibility, so she’s putting our minds at ease by once again assuring fans that Jessica Simpson’s boobs are here to stay.

“My boobs just have their own life, they have a way of making themselves present. I thought I was going to get a breast reduction. After having kids, I look at myself, and I’m like, ‘You know what, my boobs are actually really big, but I like how they are,"” Jessica told Women’s Health. 

“They’re an asset, and Eric loves them still,” she added, stating the painfully obvious.

Weirdly, this isn’t the first time that Jessica has gone into specifics about why she’s not getting a breast reduction.

“Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction… not to worry… I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” she tweeted in 2011.

All these years later she’s singing the same tune.

At this point, she should really just take out billboards in the nation’s biggest cities assuring commuters that her boobs ain’t going nowhere.

Not only would it free her up from having to talk about it in future interviews, but wouldn’t your drive to work be improved by the sight of Jessica Simpson’s boobs?

We thought so.

Britney Spears Announces New Album: Find Out All the Details Now!

Britney Spears is finally releasing her new album. 

After what feels like an eternity, the singer will follow up 2013’s “Britney Jean” with “Glory.”

It’s been a long time coming and the title of the album is actually pretty good. 

Let’s hope this one actually lives up to the hype. 

Britney Jean struggled with critics and in the sales department. 

Might this be the Spears’ last attempt to get back to where she was all those years ago?

The title wasn’t the only detail about the album that Spears spoke about on Twitter. 

She also lifted the lid on the album cover and it’s pretty darn great. 

Britney is glowing. It looks completely different to the art for her last album.

When Britney released the name and cover on Twitter, she also noted that this will be a new era. 

Does that mean she’s ditching the direction she went on her last album and going back to basics?

That would be a wise choice. 

Spears recently released her first track from the album. 

She collaborated with G-Eazy on it and it was named, “Make Me…,” but was it a return to form?

Yes. If that song is any indication about how the new album will go, it should be more well received than her last effort.

“Glory” will release on Apple Music on August 26, 2016. 

What do you think about the new details?

Hit the comments!

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Big Tigger: I Didn"t Knock Up Keshia Knight Pulliam!

With accusations flying back and forth between Keshia Knight Pulliam and Ed Hartwell, Big Tigger is here with a very simple message. 

And it goes something like this:

KEEP ME OUT OF IT!

Over the past several days, Pulliam has been in the news for the most awkward of reasons.

It all started when Hartwell filed for divorce after just seven months of marriage, including with his legal documents a demand that Pulliam undergo a paternity test.

Yes, The Cosby Show alum is expecting a child and Hartwell isn’t certain that he’s the father.

Like we said: awkward!

Pulliam has since spoken out and said she never cheated on Hartwell, that he is most definitely her impending baby’s daddy and that, in fact, Hartwell cheated on HER!

There’s been a lot of ugly back and forth that has made it pretty much impossible for us to enjoy any future viewings of The Cosby Show.

So, what does Big Tigger have to do with this mess of a relationship?

The TV host and radio personality dated Pulliam from 2012 through 2015 and went on record during his radio show this morning.

“There’s been lots of conversation and innuendo suggesting that I might be the father of someone’s child,” he said on air, adding for clarity’s sake:

“There is…zero percent chance that the child that is being alleged might be mine, is mine.”

And how can Big Tigger be so certain?!?

“[I] could not have impregnated a female that I have not spoken to nor seen…since our breakup,” he said.

“Any insinuation, speculation, intimation or rumor of me being the father of that young lady’s beautiful child…[is] just not true.”

Oh, okay then. There we have it.

Again, Pulliam is NOT the one spreading these rumors. 

She insists that she’s been a faithful wife.

Hartwell, meanwhile, admits that he has no proof of Pulliam getting porked by anyone else over the past few months.

But he says she did disappear for a few days after he confessed to still having feelings for his ex-wife. He also says Pulliam was baby-obsessed and that was the basis for their split.

At some point, we hope these two get on an amicable page because a child is about to come into the world under their care.

Although it’s obvious by now that it won’t be under their mutual, spontaneous care. There’s no reconciliation in the cards here.

“I have no desire to continue to be married to him,” Pulliam said on her podcast last week.

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Shahs of Sunset Reunion Recap: Mike Drops the Bomb

Needless to say, Shahs of Sunset Season 5 Episode 16, the first part of the crazy crew’s reunion special, featured a good deal of arguing.

Watch Shahs of Sunset Season 5 Episode 16 Online

Some of the hot covered topics on the widely anticipated reunion special include Reza Farahan’s ambush of Adam Neely this spring.

Did we say ambush? Wedding. We meant wedding.

The breakup of Mike Shouhed and Jessica Parido was touched upon, as was the hot new romance of Mercedes “MJ” Javid and Tommy Feight.

Let’s start with the wedding, though. Just because.

Reza notes that it’s amazing, and wonderful, that he can be Persian, gay, and get married on reality TV. And you know what, he’s right.

A little delusional and self-aggrandizing, but right.

The world is changing, he says, citing the fact that we have an African-American President and are about to have a female president.

Reza. Like Barack and Hillary, a trailblazer of history.

One could argue he’s not exactly a champion of gay rights and acceptance, but that would be giving this nonsense way too much thought.

Back to more important issues: Reza doesn’t seem fazed that MJ meddled in his relationship and urged Adam to start being more assertive.

Or by the fact that his friends weren’t all supportive of the wedding he decided to spring on his unsuspecting partner … but who’s counting.

Meanwhile, there’s some bad blood between Asa and MJ, whom Asa believes is jealous of others and only cares about herself. Yawn.

What happened next? Follow the above links to find out, because we can’t do justice to such a train wreck. It must be seen to be believed.

If you click above to watch Shahs of Sunset online, you can see all of this drama and much more play out in full, from beginning to end. 

We suggest you hold onto your proverbial butts, though.

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