Katy Perry just left for Manchester ahead of her performance alongside Ariana Grande — but she looks half asleep … with a full bedtime getup. Paps got Katy leaving Paris Sunday morning to board a private jet as she prepared to join…
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Kylie Jenner: Did Tyga Just Release a Diss Track About Her?!
Can you believe that it’s been nearly three months now since Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up?
At first it seemed too good to be true, and now … well, it still seems that way.
It’s just that Tyga has always been so gross, and even if he and Kylie stayed together for years, he’ll always be a guy in his mid-20s with a child who hooked up with a young, impressionable teenager.
And, much like a phoenix, Kyga has always had the ability to rise from the ashes after being destroyed. They could get back together at any time, and we need to be prepared for that.
It’s just all very creepy, and we’re still not out of the creepy woods, that’s what we’re saying.
Oh, and speaking of creepy things and Tyga and Kylie’s mutual obsession with each other, have you heard his new song yet?
It’s called “Playboy,” and it really, really sounds like it’s about the littlest Jenner — and like Tyga is not even remotely over her yet.
For instance, in the hook, Tyga brags about having the tenacity of a porn star and a drug dealer, because he’s such a catch, right?
Then he goes “She a superstar and got it bad for me.”
“If I hang up she call right back to me, you cut her legs off she crawl right back to me.”
Name one other girl who could possibly be considered a “superstar” that’s ever given Tyga the time of day.
You can’t, can you?
Tyga also gets pretty graphic in the song, rapping about how in addition to this girl keeps crawling back to him, “she really crawl, lift my balls and lick the whole sack for me.”
If you’re not dead yet, there’s more.
“If I ain’t poppin’,” he asks, “why the paparazzi flashin’ me? Can you answer me? I call it playboy tenacity.”
We call it “weaseling your way into the Kardashian family and using their fame for your own gain,” but sure, whatever.
Another line that seems to be about Kylie is “More money, more problems but the money make it better. I ain’t tryna f-ck and that just f-cked her head up.”
It sounds like the whole song is about a girl who simply can’t seem to help herself in coming back to Tyga, over and over again.
She’s got it bad, she can’t get over him, she keeps crawling back to him and gets upset if he won’t pay attention to her.
If that isn’t the saddest, most accurate description of Kylie Jenner, then what is?
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Kris Jenner to Caitlyn Jenner: QUIT LYING!
You know the drill by now: Caitlyn Jenner released her memoir, The Secrets of My Life, she talked a lot of trash about her whole family, and nobody is into it.
We"ve seen the whole sad thing play out for a while now, on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and in various interviews.
Kris Jenner is especially upset with Caitlyn, because by many counts, she"s the biggest villain in the book.
Caitlyn wrote that Kris knew that she was transgender from the beginning but that she forced her to stay in the closet, and that she wouldn"t let her spend her own money.
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have all spoken out in support of their mother, and so has Kendall Jenner.
Each and every one of them has said the same thing: that Caitlyn isn"t being truthful.
And in this new sneak peek for tonight"s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris is not holding back about her feelings.
In the clip, Kris and Kim are talking about the book — Kim seems to be the only one in the family who"s read the entire thing.
As Kim tells Kris, "She has her thoughts and you have your thoughts, and that"s fine. But I do feel like there"s a way to tell your side of the story without being so negative."
"Like everything is always your fault," she says to Kris, who agrees.
Kim brings up Caitlyn"s claims that Kris took all her checks, and that seems to be one topic that really fires her up.
As Kris explains, Caitlyn "never paid a bill from 1972" until, presumably, they divorced and she became single.
She says that, in the book, Caitlyn writes that all of her Keeping Up with the Kardashians paychecks "went to Kris."
""Went to Kris?"" she begins. "How about "it went to the mortgage and the insurance and education"?"
Kris also says that when she began dating Caitlyn, she asked how her last marriage ended, and Caitlyn "weaves this elaborate story."
"Cait could have told me the story that she writes about in her book, which is "gee, Linda got so angry and nasty that Cait had to tell her about her gender dysphoria.""
"Why wouldn"t you have just told me what happened with Linda so at least I could make my own decision if I wanted to get married to someone who really wanted to be a woman?" she asks.
Meanwhile, Kim is not in the mood to beat around anymore bushes, and says that Caitlyn "just literally started three families with three different people and f-cked everyone over."
Kris adds that Caitlyn can"t handle that, so she made her the scapegoat.
Watch all the drama unfold in the video below:
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