Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Taylor Swift: In Love With Calvin Harris, Calls DJ By His Birth Name

Well, it’s official: Taylor Swift is in love.


We know – Taylor is pretty much always in love, and she lives to scribble her future married name all over the pages of her Lisa Frank notebook, but this time it’s, like, totally for real, you guys.



A source tells Us Weekly that while Taylor has dated a lot of famous dudes, she feels more strongly about Calvin Harris than about any of her previous boyfriends. 



In fact, things are moving so quickly (dare we say – swiftly?) between the lanky lovers that Taylor calls Calvin by a name usually reserved for his family and childhood friends.


“Taylor always calls Calvin by his birth name, Adam, and never Calvin in private,” an insider tells Us. “Taylor gets all dressed and glammed up whenever she is going to see him to look her best.”


Well, so much for those rumors that Taylor and Calvin are faking their relationship. Or should we say – Taylor and Adam Richard Wiles?


In other news, we’d like to nominate Calvin for the Lamest Stage name of All-Time Award. C’mon, dude, your nom de DJ should be something cool – preferably something with “Ice” in it.


Anyway, the source continues to gush about the relationship between Taylor and Adam/Calvin, possibly in response to rumors that they’re having problems as a result of Harris being caught receiving a “happy ending” massage in LA last week.


“She’s head over heels,” the source continues. “She hasn’t been in love like this before!”


There you have it. When you feel that passionately about someone, it doesn’t matter what their name is…or what kind of massages they enjoy.