Thursday, January 7, 2016

Kylie Jenner on Tyga Scandal: Do I Look Bothered?

Some pictures are worth a thousand words.


Other pictures simply tell the world that you don’t give a f–k about allegations that your boyfriend was caught perving on a 14-year-old girl.



As you may have heard, earlier this week, Tyga was accused of harassing and stalking a 14-year-old model via text messages and social media.


Though Tyga has responded to the scandal on IG (in his own cryptic fashion), his girl Kylie is taking a different tack by brushing the dirt off her shoulders with a pair of aloof selfies.


Obviously, Kylie Jenner selfies are like the sun rising (we’d probably start making peace with our gods if 24 hours went by without one), but these pics are slightly different. 


For one thing, Kylie is fully-clothed which is a once-in-a-blue moon occurrence that some cultures take as a sign of a fruitful harvest season.


Almost as weird is the fact that these pics have no captions at all!


Posting these pics without a word to accompany them in the midst of what could develop into a major scandal is basically Kylie’s way of saying, “No comment. Now look at my handbag that costs more than your car.


It’s the kind of response you can only get away with if your name stars with “K” and ends with “-ylie Jenner.”