Jessica Simpson has shared a very cute photo of her daughter, Maxwell.
She has also written something very inappropriate about said photo and said daughter.
The singer (can we still call Jessica that?!?) shared the above image of her three-year old child on Instagram yesterday, giving followers a look at Maxwell clutching a large milkshake while posing in a sassy manner, with her hand on her hip.
It’s definitely an adorable image.
But then Jessica went back in time and quoted the 2003 Kelis song “Milkshake” as a caption to the snapshot, writing:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours… #MAXIDREW
We’re assuming Simpson meant no harm with this caption, but the term “milkshake” in this context is generally believed to be a reference to oral sex on a man.
Kelis did not admit that herself, but she did say at the time of the track’s release that its title was a reference to something sexual.
“Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else,” the artist explained.
“It’s a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don’t have huge tits so you gotta work with what you got.”
So even though Simpson wrote on Valentine’s Day that she and husband Eric Johnson are still “getting it,” we’re guessing Jessica does not exactly get what this song is all about.
Let’s hope that’s the case at least.
Otherwise we may need to call Child Protection Services on her and Johnson.