Like Harambe before her, Danielle Bregoli is defying all conventional wisdom regarding the expiration date of ephemerally popular social media trends.
Or “memes,” as the kids call them.
If you’re old enough to rent a car or run for Congress, you may be thinking to yourself, Who the hell is Danielle Bregoli, and do i really need to devote even one of my precious brain cells to absorbing information about another inexplicably popular celebrity without a trace of discernible talent?
Sadly, you don’t really have any say in the matter, because even if you don’t know Danielle’s name, you’re almost certainly familiar with her work.
Bregoli rose to fame by taunting a studio audience at the Dr. Phil show, and memorably shrieking at them, “Cash me ousside, howbow dah?” which is apparently an invitation to fight in some language that is most definitely not English.
Admittedly, it was sort of hilarious.
But it was also almost a year ago, and the internet usually has the attention span of a chipmunk on methamphetamines, so it’s anyone’s guess as to why we’re still talking about this girl.
To her credit, Danielle is capitalizing on her ill-gotten fame and cashing in while she can.
Last week, we learned that Bregoli released a hip hop single, and holy hell, is it just as much of a mess as we’d hoped.
In case you don’t follow the music industry closely, the quality of a song doesn’t matter anymore, and all consumers care about is who you’re dragging in the lyrics.
Danielle, of course, is talking sh-t about every person on the planet in her song, but she singles out one particular rival in the forthcoming music video.
TMZ obtained a clip of Danielle’s debut, and in the preview, Bregoli takes dead aim at famed huge lip-haver Kylie Jenner:
Yes, that’s someone who looks a lot like Kylie receiving surgical injections in her lips and butt.
It’s not the cleverest gag, as folks have been making the plastic Kylie comments for years now, but it reminds us that Bregoli is willing to take on anyone.
The audience at a Dr. Phil taping, Kylie Jenner, her own mother …
No matter who you are, Danielle will find you, and she will call you a hoe.
Howbow dah?
