Ariel Winter: Twerking Again ... On Her Dog?!

Whether Ariel Winter"s rocking a crop top (and blowing our minds) or showcasing her booty in all of its splendor, she makes it clear that she knows exactly how hot she is. 

Although she"s generally pretty mature for her age, Ariel Winter"s sense of humor is, well, that of a 19-year-old. A mature 19-year-old, but still.

Which is why this video combines twerking with … some genuinely goofy antics. But, hey, at least you"ll get to see twerking, right?

If Ariel Winter were twerking right in front of your face, you"d take notice, right?

You"d be amused, probably. Or annoyed. Or consumed with lust. Or feel awkward.

Or maybe some combination of two or more or even all of those.  

Ariel Winter"s butt isn"t something to be ignored.

Unless, of course, you"re her dog, Casper.

(We told you that there was some silliness involved)

She shared this goofy twerking video on Snapchat, and it"s a strange but enjoyable glimpse into what we like to imagine is Ariel Winter"s everyday home life.

In this very short video, Ariel Winter"s goofiness takes the form of twerking … in front of her dog.

Casper, who is majestic and beautiful (all dogs are majestic and beautiful; no exceptions), is laying on his side.

Dogs do this when they"re tired but especially when they"re hot and a floor will help them cool off faster.

(As a kid, I"d sometimes lay on the cold kitchen floor when I had a fever for precisely this reason, but I saw it in its canine form when I got older and started walking dogs)

Unlike when dogs sleep curled up, Casper"s legs are sticking out so that air can pass over them and cool him off.

We"re guessing that he just got back from a walk and is happily cooling off.

We should note that Ariel Winter, though fully dressed, might be braless under the cropped black-and-white jersey that she"s sporting.

As you"ll see in the video — because, frankly, it"s hard to miss — Ariel"s boobs move as she"s twerking.

Like, a lot.

The motions are positively pendulous.

Twerking while braless with that kind of bust sounds all kinds of uncomfortable to us. 

But if it was Ariel who took Casper for a walk, we"re not suggesting that she did the walk braless.

(She knows that she might be photographed by anyone at any time when she"s out and about)

But breasts are portable, attached heating pads and bras are extra and often unneeded insulation, especially during the summer.

So Ariel may have just removed her bra as soon as she entered the house, as many women do.

That"s just speculation, though. 

Ariel shared the video on Snapchat, so don"t worry that you"re intruding or seeing some video leaked by an untrustworthy friend.

She captioned it: "Casper do you even care?"

Casper does not seem to care for or about twerking in the slightest.

Enjoy the goofiness or the sexiness or just the tired dog — whatever part of this short clip floats your boat!

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Ariel Winter Rocks a Crop Top, Blows Everyone"s Minds

Ariel Winter sure knows how to catch our attention.

This time, it isn’t with a bikini photo or showing off her spectacular butt.

No, it’s just with her outfit of the day. A regular outfit that she might wear out somewhere. Yet we’re still trying to pick our jaws off of the floor.

Ariel Winter’s given the world a close look at her butt tattoo and shown a variety of poses as she wears a bikini and floats on a pizza slice.

So it’s not like there’s so much of Ariel that we haven’t seen before.

But are you guys familiar with the concept of “less is more?”

While that kind of philosophy sounds like a nightmare if you’re talking about how much mac and cheese you’re getting on your plate, it can actually make for some delightfully provocative and sexy looks.

How do we explain this.

Picture a celebrity you think is hot, like Kendall Jenner or Jason Momoa or whatever.

If they’re in a tank top, your eyes are going to be looking at their arms and shoulders and you’ll really get to appreciate those parts of the human form.

If they’re shirtless, your eyes are going to be on their torso — which is totally hot, don’t get us wrong.

But you’re going to be ignoring those glorious shoulders or whatever.

Just like how loose fitting clothing can be as sexy as tight clothing, covering up very selectively can be as alluring as baring it all.

(Variety is sexy, so don’t be afraid to shake things up)

Ariel Winter’s new outfit is another great example:

She looks so good!

Like, full disclosure, I’ve never been a fan of high-waisted jeans.

Remember the days of the ultra-low rider jeans?

Those were great.

And I’m highkey looking forward to when the fashion pendulum swings back in that direction.

But Ariel Winter looks so freaking amazing in this look.

Crop tops, on the other hand, I’ve always loved.

No matter what your figure or your gender, please never hesitate to wear them if you want to.

Especially during the reign of the hateful burning orb … that is, summer.

Look again:

Ariel Winter shared these photos to her Instagram story, and honestly, it’s a blessing.

Not just because she looks amazing — she always does.

There are people who think that you need a very specific body type to wear crop tops.

That very specific body type is, like, Kendall Jenner’s.

The people who think that way are fools and body-shamers.

Ariel Winter is curvy and she looks beautifully soft and, honestly, good for her.

Admittedly, we’ve seen her baring her midriff in bikinis and when she was rocking daisy dukes.

But this is a more normal outfit, like something that you’d see while out shopping.

Which means that her young fans might feel the encouragement that they need to dress how they want to and to live their best lives.

Ariel Winter is strikingly gorgeous, but there are people who think that certain outfits would be “unflattering” on her.

Like, a clown outfit would be unflattering, but that’s because clowns are hideous beasts from the netherworld that come out of the forests to devour humanity’s young.

In general, though, Ariel is gorgeous and exposed to body-shaming more than anyone should be.

But everyday folks, fans of hers or not, should ask themselves:

If someone as gorgeous as Ariel Winter wears what she wants and gets body-shamed, it’s not on her — it’s because the body-shamers have issues.

A little perspective could help them ignore their own haters.

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Ariel Winter: Wanna Bite My Peach?

Ariel Winter doesn’t just use Instagram to share embarrassing throwback photos — Most of the time, the photos that she shares are fresh and gorgeous.

Whether she’s hanging out in daisy dukes or wearing a bikini and posing on a pizza, Ariel Winter’s entire Instagram is pretty much one elaborate thirst trap. And she’s just added some more.

This time, it takes the form of an Instagram story, a skimpy bikini, and a very appropriate use of the peach emoji.

So, given context and Ariel’s “before and after” caption — followed by the peach emoji, it looks like these three photos are a behind-the-scenes look at a photoshoot of hers.

In the first photo, Ariel herself is off to the side.

(Don’t worry, she’s featured much more prominently later)

She’s wearing a super skimpy bikini.

Like, the bottom is just an elaborate thong.

A friend of hers or member of her entourage leans in to get a picture.

(Almost upstaging Ariel with those very deliberate slashes in their own jeans — that’s a good look)

Ariel is sitting down, which puts her butt at a great angle to be photographed for maximum flattery … as you’ll see below.

But first, Ariel shares this photo of the kind of look that she was serving for this photoshoot.

Her body is mind-blowing.

Like, we already knew that, but it’s good to be reminded sometimes.

We don’t know what kind of filter that pic was using, but the effect gives everything a dreamlike quality.

Not like a real dream, but like how dreams look on television.

The effect, with the lights reflecting in the water, makes a great backdrop.

Ariel Winter’s skin is positively glowing and her hair is catching the light.

Even though these are behind-the-scenes shots, she still looks amazing.

And yes, it’s definitely Ariel Winter even though we don’t see her face.

First of all, this story is on her Instagram.

Second of all, in that pic of her from the front, you can see what is clearly Ariel Winter’s butt tattoo.

This one reads: “Love is everything and asks for nothing.”

But third of all … remember when we mentioned how appropriate the use of the peach emoji was?

Yep.

Ariel Winter’s butt is unmistakable.

It’s like a fingerprint, but better.

The peach emoji, of course, represents butts.

Particularly excessively shapely ones — like Ariel’s.

Now, look, there is so much more to Ariel Winter than her badonkadonk.

She’s a brilliantly well-spoken young woman, she’s courageously overcome so much, and she’s a talented actress.

Ariel feels confident in her amazing body and clearly enjoys showing it off, on her terms.

She wants people to appreciate how she looks — again, on her terms.

We don’t know exactly what photoshoot this is from.

We imagine that her face was cropped out of the photos that she shared in order to not spoil the entirety of the photoshoot.

In fact, there might even be video taken from that night.

We’ll have to keep an eye out on Ariel Winter’s Instagram page and elsewhere to see when the official photos from that night crop up.

Ariel Winter is such a gift.

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Ariel Winter: Y"all HAVE to See My Embarrassing Throwback Pic!

Ariel Winter posted a photo of herself — and she’s not wearing a bikini on a slice of pizza this time.

No, this throwback photo is a little less surreal than that.

And, believe it or not, it is the least sexy photo of Ariel Winter that we’ve seen in a long time.

Now, in addition to being a talented actress and a genuinely good person, Ariel Winter is a beautiful young woman.

She’s an adult and she can show as much or as little skin as she wants.

Ariel tends to show a decent amount of skin, and even flaunted a butt tattoo very recently.

That’s her right.

It’s also, you know, awesome for people who enjoy looking at her.

Because she’s gorgeous and usually sexy.

What you’re about to see is Ariel Winter’s least sexy photo, ever.

Not because she looks ugly in it.

Not because she has braces.

(Though it’s kind of tangentially related to that)

But because, when this photo was taken, Ariel Winter was just a kid.

That much is obvious.

We don’t just mean the braces — my family’s dentist wore braces a few years back and he’s, you know, old enough to be a dentist.

But this Ariel Winter at her most baby-faced.

The glitter around her eyes clearly indicates that she’s at a school dance, because no one else outside of certain weird scifi movies wears eye makeup like that.

Her hair’s in an updo that screams high school event.

And, let’s be real — wearing braces usually happens some time during or just after middle school.

She looks absolutely adorable.

She captioned the photo:

“#tbt to braces and this hair tho y’all”

It’s great that she’s in a place in life where she has zero hesitation about sharing old and potentially embarassing photos of her.

(Nor should she — she looked precious!)

And while some celebrity kids bear little to no resemblance to their adult selves …

(Looking at you, ever-bustier Kylie Jenner)

… You can really see that this is, for sure, Ariel Winter.

She has the same cute apple cheeks, the same eyes, the same chin, the same smile.

She even has the exact same cute little button nose.

She’s just not today’s Ariel Winter who parades about in daisy dukes with her boyfriend’s family.

We know that Ariel Winter didn’t have a good childhood.

It sucked, actually, thanks to her awful, toxic mother.

That’s why Ariel got emancipated when she was still a minor.

Sometimes, people who had awful childhoods end up as adults who have trouble functioning.

The habits and self-preservation instincts that help you manage through the nightmare that is your early life don’t work at all once you’re free.

The trick is to then find new coping mechanisms so that you can actually enjoy your new life.

We don’t know how Ariel managed to adjust so well, so quickly, but we’re really proud of her.

She’s a success story, career-wise, but she’s also personally successful, with a loving boyfriend and a long and happy life in front of her.

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Ariel Winter: Body-Shamed by Nikki Blonsky?!

You know how there’s sort of been this trend lately where people pick on Ariel Winter for the clothes she decides to wear in public?

It’s pretty strange, huh?

Sure, it’s always fun to talk about celebrity fashion, and being a little catty never hurt anyone, but it’s like people have taken it to a whole different level when it comes to Ariel.

She’s a young woman with insane curves who likes to wear short shorts and crop tops and bikinis … what’s the problem?

Seriously, why isn’t everyone so thankful for her wardrobe?

She’s not breaking any decency laws, she’s just showing off her body — which, as a reminder, is her body to show as she pleases.

But still, if you check out her social media accounts, each and every post is full of comments calling her a “whore,” insinuating that she actually is a prostitute, and worse.

It’s depressing.

Ariel can’t even get a break from her own co-stars now.

See, our girl here recently worked on a movie called Dog Years. It’s a drama that will be released later this year, and it also stars Burt Reynolds and Nikki Blonsky?

Remember Nikki Blonsky? The girl from Hairspray?

She starred as Tracy Turnblad in the delightful movie musical in 2007, and she really was wonderful, but unfortunately she didn’t get much work after that.

That seems to be changing now, which is great.

But in an interview she did with TooFab to promote the upcoming film, she made a few comments about Ariel that aren’t so great.

When asked about the criticism Ariel’s been receiving, she said “She’s so young and she’s so beautiful and so talented and she’s got a great body, and she should be able to wear what she wants.”

“Granted, yes, there are children in the world, so cover up a little bit, but she works hard for her body.”

“If she goes to the beach,” Nikki continued, “and if she wants to wear a bikini and take a picture of it, I think because she’s on a very famous show, people think they can say whatever they want.”

“And it’s gotta be hard for her,” she admitted, “but she’s a strong chick and I love her.”

“I actually think she’s gonna be an awesome role model for girls who wanna live in their body and have fun.”

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki …

One issue is that while it’s true that Ariel is beautiful and has a great body, that’s not why she should be allowed to wear what she wants.

She should be allowed to wear what she wants because she’s an adult who isn’t doing anything wrong, you know?

And there are a million other things more harmful for children to see in this world than a woman’s legs in short shorts or a little bit of side boob.

A little bit of side boob never hurt nobody.

We’re sure Nikki means well, and we’re excited to see her make a comeback, but we’re also sure that Ariel doesn’t need another person telling her to cover up.

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Ariel Winter Has a Butt Tattoo & She Wants You to See It

If you follow her on Instagram, then you’re probably familiar with the sight of Ariel Winter naked.

Okay, not “naked,” exactly, but in various states of undress. 

It’s like every day, Ariel starts getting dressed, gets distracted by her phone, takes a selfie, then finishes getting dressed.

Everyone’s talking about her nudity, when really, we should be focusing on her lack of an attention span!

Priorities, people.

Anyway, most of the time, Ariel is naked just because, but there are times when she strips down with a purpose.

Sometimes, she’s bringing attention to an important cause, like the fact that her Instagram hasn’t been getting as many likes as it used to.

Other times, she’s displaying some new ink.

Yes, Ariel has several tattoos, and it seems like she’s one of those people who would corner you at a party and tell you what they all mean.

Her latest is at butt-level, which is good, because it’s a bit on the corny side, and Ariel will likely be happy that it’s easy to cover up when she’s no longer 19.

“Love risks everything and asks nothing,” Ms. Winter’s latest tatt reads.

It’s a nice idea, along the lines of “love means never having to say you’re sorry,” but it’s ultimately a bunch of BS.

After all, sometimes love means asking someone to rinse their damn dishes before they put them in the sink, or apologizing because you didn’t rinse your own dish, and now those effing fruit flies are back.

Sorry, we got off topic.

These days, the love in Ariel’s life is her boyfriend, Levi Meaden, whom she appears to have been dating for about nine months.

Though they haven’t been together terribly long, Ariel and Levi live together, and their relationship has already been a source of controversy.

The main issue is that dude turns 30 in six weeks, and Ariel’s still in her teens.

It’s not criminally creepy, but it’s creepy.

Pro tip: If you often find yourself using the “hey, it’s legal!” defense, you’re probably doing something pretty messed up.

Even Tyga and Kylie weren’t this far apart in age.

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Fame gap was about the same, though.

Just sayin’.

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Ariel Winter: I"m Not a Whore for Wearing Short Shorts!

Ariel Winter … so great, right?

She just seems like she’s so happy with herself, like she’s proud of who she is and the choices she makes, and it’s really inspiring to see.

And hey, are we seriously going to complain about an extremely attractive lady who enjoys wearing minimal clothing?

But, as it turns out, plenty of people do complain about Ariel’s fashion choices.

Particularly, they claim about her passion for short shorts — can you imagine?

Take, for instance, the most recent photo on her Instagram account.

In the photo, she’s surrounded by a large group of friends, and she looks like she’s having a great time.

She’s also wearing her beloved daisy dukes and a fancy crop top.

While the comments on the photo did contain several compliments, most people weren’t so kind with their words — in fact, many people got super nasty.

“LMAO and you are the only one running around looking like about to do a porn,” one person wrote.

“Looks like you gave a lap dance to the whole squad,” another suggested.

“So funny,” yet another hater commented. “Everyone else dressed normal. She is dressed like a hooker.”

A great number of Ariel’s followers had similar comments — that she looks like a “hooker,” a “skank,” a “slut” and so on.

Several of them stated that she looked like a stripper or an escort that the group had hired for the evening, and lots of people theorized that she’s out in her underwear.

Some suggested that she has no self-worth, and others begged her to cover up more.

It’s all really, really bizarre.

Because the thing is, and it’s hard to understand why so many people struggle with this fact, Ariel is a grown woman who is allowed to dress however she wants.

Her style may not be your cup of tea, and that’s fine.

You can even communicate something like “Wow, I’d never wear that!”, that’s acceptable.

But to go as far as to call her a slut because she’s wearing shorts and a crop top?

Come on, people. We’re better than that.

And in a rant Ariel posted on Twitter, it seems like she agrees.

“Pretty annoyed about the focus on the fact that I wear shorts,” she began, “and the commentary that I’m ‘squeezing’ into them or the idea that it’s not okay for me to wear shorts.”

“It’s SUMMER. Get over it. It’s hot, I’m obviously going to wear minimal clothes.”

She’s right — it is very, very hot in many parts of the U.S. right now, and if someone feels more comfortable in short shorts, then good for them.

“I’m not going to suffer in a turtleneck to please anyone,” Ariel continued.

“I’m not a whore because I wear shorts and tank tops. I’m a normal girl.”

“Also, I’m not ‘squeezing’ into anything,” she added. “My shorts fit me and everything I’m doing is just fine.”

“Please leave young women alone. We’re just living our lives. It’s really troubling that we even have to deal with this kind of stuff nowadays.”

Isn’t it though?

She concluded by asking people to “Please stop criticizing everything everyone does!”

It would be a wonderful world if that would happen — at least to the people who don’t deserve so much criticism — but we have a feeling Ariel’s got quite a few more rants waiting to be written in her future.

But in the meantime, girl, you do you.

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Ariel Winter: Back in Daisy Dukes, Now With More Cleavage!

Remember how, last week, Ariel Winter went with her boyfriend and his family to some sort of Canadian rodeo event. There was drinking (but that’s legal there) and there were good times, and Ariel got to show a lot of skin.

That’s where those photos of Ariel Winter in daisy dukes came from. If you were wondering. Also the photo of her appearing to be drinking Jack Daniels.

But Ariel wasn’t done showing off what a good time she was having, and shared another snap in a different outfit … but she’s still sporting daisy dukes.

So, Ariel Winter went up to Canada recently to visit Levi Meaden’s family.

They were celebrating the birthday of his mother, Chris.

Ariel seemed totally enamored with his family.

Most things in Canada are pretty similar to things in the US, but a little better.

(They don’t have the US’ portion-sizes, which is sadly a dealbreaker)

They have single-payer healthcare, like most of the developed world.

They have a lower drinking age, though alcohol is still restricted to adults.

They apparently have their own rodeos, which we’ll assume are just more polite versions of what you’d get in the Wild West.

And they have better weather — though it clearly still gets warm enough in July to pose wearing very little clothing out in public.

To some moms, seeing their son’s girlfriend dressed like that would be a nightmare.

But you know, Chris is showing a fair bit of leg herself.

(Good for her!)

And the costume fits the occasion.

Besides, it Ariel’s body and she can show as much or as little of it as she likes.

And maybe Levi’s family knows and accepts that.

We don’t know what they might think of some other things.

Like, for example, Ariel Winter’s comment about getting crabs.

Or maybe the extent of her PDA with Levi, which included Levi Meaden slapping Ariel Winter’s butt.

But this outfit, we guess, received at least a tacit endorsement.

But, by all accounts, Ariel had a great time up north.

She may have even been taking advantage of the drinking age in Calgary, which is 18.

(She’s 19, of course)

We’re not technically sure if she was actually drinking or just wanted to strongly suggest that she was, but whatever.

America’s drinking laws are pretty widely recognized as being too strict.

Plenty of states still limit liquor sales severely, and then there’s that drinking age of 21.

You’d think that an adult old enough to date a guy a decade her senior would be deemed old enough to choose which liquids she drinks, but clearly that’s not the case in the US.

Still, it looked like it was a good trip from the photos that we saw.

And now we’re wondering if she’s holding onto some more “Stampede” pics and planning to space them out.

Every time that Ariel Winter shares a photo, she’s making another bold statement.

Part of that is body positivity, and part of that is about owning how much or how little of her body she’s going to show.

No matter what Ariel Winter’s horrible nightmare of a mother says about it.

And that’s how we get so many delightful pics.

Thanks, internet!

Of course, when she shares photos in her rodeo outfits, a lot of people comment “reverse cowgirl.”

You can’t win them all, we guess.

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Ariel Winter Poses in Daisy Dukes and Not Much Else!

Ariel Winter has served up all sorts of drop-dead gorgeous looks, especially recently. Whether we’re talking about Ariel Winter rocking a bikini or lounging like the world’s yummiest pizza topping, this young actress knows how to leave an impression.

Well, during a recent trip — to Canada, of all places! — she’s trying out a look that’s pretty different from what we’re used to seeing from her … but she’s still got that hotness.

We’d just never imagined Ariel Winter as a cowgirl, you know?

Ariel’s gotten some very unfair criticism over the years.

For her political statements and for having a body and the audacity to show it off however she deems fit.

Also for having an older boyfriend, even though she and Levi Meaden are both adults.

People have even accused Ariel Winter of giving Levi Meaden an allowance, which she of course shut down.

Despite all of this, she continues to have a great sense of humor — remember when Ariel made that post about getting crabs?

She’s a treasure.

And she also continues to share her gorgeous photos with the world.

Surely we can all agree that this is a good thing.

She attended an event called Stampede this week in Calgary — that’s in Alberta, Canada.

It turns out that weird farm animal hijinks aren’t exclusive to the American southwest.

Because it was basically some kind of big indoor rodeo thing.

Thus, the daisy dukes and the tan-colored lace-up bikini top.

Well — that wasn’t the uniform or anything, but when you combine that kind of setting with Ariel Winter …

… You get art is what you get.

Because she looks amazing.

She captioned this photo: “Startin’ off Stampede with my ol’ pal Jack.”

Before you freak out because she’s 19 and, gasp, drinking alcohol …

(Which surely no 19-year-old does, has ever done, or will ever do!)

… You should remember that she’s in Alberta, where the drinking age is 18.

There are some parts of Canada where the drinking age is higher — 19.

America’s hat … that is to say, Canada … has better weather, better healthcare, and more sensible if still-not-quite-there drinking laws.

Call us when their drinking age measures up to, say, Italy’s.

In any case, though, we’re glad that Ariel Winter got to take advantage and enjoy herself.

(On camera, no less!)

We suspect that attending Stampede wasn’t the main purpose of her visit to Alberta.

Levi Meaden’s mom, Chris, had a birthday and the young actor couple went up to celebrate.

One can only speculate at how meaningful it is for Ariel to have a good time with Levi’s family.

(Since Ariel’s mother is a nightmare, which is why Ariel became legally emancipated several years ago, when she was still a minor)

 It’s so nice to see how far Ariel’s life has come from where it was, you know?

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Ariel Winter: I Got Crabs!

Ariel Winter clearly knew that, when she shared this new photo, the jokes would write themselves.

So she decided to preempt us all in the captions.

And you know what? Good for her.

Ariel Winter shared this photo, and included her own joke.

Effectively beating us all to the punch.

Her caption?

“I got crabs in Delaware.”

We love a girl with media awareness and a sense of humor.

Most STIs aren’t considered a laughing matter.

Like, when Jenelle Evans suggested that an Instagram troll had AIDS was absolutely not funny in the slightest.

But pubic lice, often referred to as “crabs,” are different.

First of all, they’re neither deadly nor incurable.

Second of all, crabs are actually dying out.

(Not the crustaceans)

While supermodel Ashley Graham may have a full bush and Amber Rose flaunted her bush on Instagram, pubic hair is way less popular these days than it was for most of the 20th Century.

This isn’t the first period of time in history when removing body hair has been fashionable, of course.

But pubic lice are really taking a hit because so many people’s grooming habits are destroying their habitats.

While no one (aside from maybe a few entomologists) mourns their passing, some wonder if there’s a real chance that “crabs” jokes might need to be explained to future generations.

It’s nice to think that at least one STI could naturally go extinct.

(But scientists still need to work on, you know, curing all of the others)

(…Also we never know when fashion trends will reverse, so crabs could see a huge comeback — so don’t get too comfortable)

Ariel Winter’s sense of humor is really refreshing.

Some stars seem totally oblivious of how they might be perceived.

Or at least what people might say or joke based on what they’re seen doing.

We all remember when Rob Kardashian cluelessly used the eggplant emoji when talking about his mother.

(He meant literal eggplant stew that she was making but … that’s not what that emoji means)

Ariel Winter knows that people are going to remark — she’s grown up as a celebrity — so she just goes for it.

Sometimes, as with the crabs, it seems like she sets people up for jokes.

Which is just super nice of her.

Ariel Winter’s bikini pics don’t need the extra creative flare, but we’re glad that she goes for it anyway.

She could have done a follow-up photo with her cute but much-older boyfriend Levi Meaden.

If he’d, say, been handing her one of those crabs, or presenting her with a plate of them …

You get it. We’d be able to joke that he gave her crabs.

(With a joke that about how he got them from the waiter!)

But Ariel Winter already gives us so much.

It would be too selfish to demand more.

Plus, maybe Levi Meaden’s new acting gig is keeping him busy.

For my part, I’m not big on eating arthropods, whether they’re crickets or crabs.

Actually, I’m not big on seafood in general.

(Except in the form of sushi)

But I absolutely adore Ariel Winter.

How can you not?

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Ariel Winter: I"m the Yummiest Pizza Topping! Check Out My Butt!

Kim Kardashian’s butt may be shrinking, but Ariel Winter’s booty is still around and still as perfect as ever.

This series of eye-catching photos of her in a bikini makes absolutely sure that nobody can miss her derriere.

And … did we mention that it involves pizza? Sort of.

Ariel Winter is hot and she knows it.

Unfortunately, she’s been made all-too-aware of it.

Even as a minor, she’d go to red carpet events and people would ask her about how her boobs fit into her dress, because that’s appropriate.

That’s actually the sort of thing that led to Ariel Winter’s breast reduction.

(She’s said that she’s been much happier ever since, and we’re so glad)

Now, as an adult, Ariel Winter is free to take charge of her sexuality and to show off her body when and how she chooses.

Sometimes, that involves a bikini.

Sometimes, that involves a pool.

Sometimes, apparently, that involves a large inflatable pizza slice.

Here you go, though the first photo flaunts everything except her butt.

We realized as we first looked over these that this is probably someone’s kink.

Like … something related to vore or something, we don’t know, and we really don’t want to.

Some people see something weird and get fixated right when they enter puberty, like, wires get crossed.

So someone, somewhere out there has been waiting all their life for images of Ariel Winter on a slice of pizza.

It makes the people obsessed with feet seem downright normal, right?

But even to the rest of the world, Ariel looks stunning, here.

Laying on your back is usually a very flattering pose, and she’s definitely posed, here.

Her posture around her neck is a little rigid, but not all inflatables are super well balanced.

She may have just been trying to hold her position to make sure that she didn’t tip over or bend the “pizza slice” at a weird angle for the photo.

But then comes the butt stuff.

Well, butt photos.

“Butt stuff” would, um, not be Instagram-appropriate.

Holy frick her butt is looking like some next-level perfection.

Sure, she’s in a bikini that frames it perfectly.

(Not all bikinis do — some folks need higher or lower bikinis that curve at different angles)

But no bikini is gonna make a non-epic butt wow the camera like Ariel Winter’s does.

Some might point the finger at her and yell “hypocrisy” since she’s lamented being sexualized in the past.

But it was being sexualized by others that bothered her.

(When she was a minor, no less)

Ariel Winter can dress, undress, photograph, and otherwise advertise her own beautiful flesh prison any way that she likes.

She’s not one of the Duggars with their rules about female modesty, after all.

And don’t worry, there’s yet another photo of Ariel Winter’s butt.

But from a different angle!

You gotta flaunt that bubble if you’ve got it!

Honestly, there’s no telling how many photos didn’t make it into the public sphere.

We get the feeling that the photographer may have been Ariel Winter’s boyfriend who, she insists, is his own person.

(Ariel Winter doesn’t say, though — her captions were just a pair of emojis: a pizza slice and a wave of water)

And sure, equal partners can photograph each other.

She’d return the favor, but we guess that there’s just less demand to see Levi Meaden in a bikini. Probably.

We have to say that Ariel’s selfies are pretty fantastic, but selfies alone can’t really do justice to her booty.

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Ariel Winter: Levi Meaden"s My Boyfriend, NOT My Kept Boy!

Celebrities are sometimes going to see stories about them that just aren’t true. It goes with the territory.

But every now and then, they see a headline so outrageous or insulting that they can’t keep quiet. Ariel Winter saw one recently about boyfriend Levi Meaden and she absolutely had to speak out.

Levi is less well-known as an actor than his girlfriend, but he’s not, like, a kept boy. And Ariel is making sure that everybody knows it.

“I have a BOYFRIEND and a PERSONAL ASSISTANT who are NOT the same person. I would NEVER pay my boyfriend ANY sort of allowance, nor would he EVER accept if I offered.”

The vehement statement that Ariel Winter doesn’t pay Levi Meaden came on Instagram, in response to a Star Magazine headline.

“He BUYS his own stuff whether it’s for me for himself, and he more than pulls his weight for our life.”

Honestly, we wouldn’t be judgy about things if she were the one who always paid for dinner or whatever.

Everybody buys food for the ones they love when they can.

“I HATE fake news, but I guess that’s what our world has come to. Get your s–t straight. I don’t support anyone, and I don’t need anyone to support me. He’s got a full career (including something huge that’s new) and works hard for it.”

Fake news is bad, but not as bad as the trend since November of certain people yelling “fake news” at news stories that they don’t like instead of at total fabrications.

But Ariel’s using the term appropriately.

She finishes it off with a he’s-a-real-person-with-real-feelings line.

“He’s not just someone’s boyfriend. So if you don’t know us, don’t comment. Xoxo.”

Honestly, we feel like those sorts of rumors come from two places.

The first is just people trying to read more into a situation than there really is.

And we can all fall into that trap.

They look at Ariel Winter and Levi Meaden moving in together, they do some math, and they jump to the conclusion that Ariel is treating Levi to whatever he wants.

The other place of origin is personal fantasy.

Plenty of people would enjoy being young, beautiful, rich, and famous … and having some hot young thing at their beck and call.

It’s a thing that really happens, but usually terms like “sugar daddy” or “sugar momma” get thrown around.

So it might be easy for them to look at this couple and project their own fantasy dynamic onto the two of them.

Hell, some people would prefer to be the kept boy in that scenario, you know?

Especially with a benefactor as gorgeous as Ariel Winter.

But people need to separate fantasy from reality, or they’re going to have skewed perceptions of the world.

Another factor behind this particular rumor about Ariel and Levi?

Sexism.

Because, though they’re not married, of the two of them, Ariel’s definitely the one who reads as the “breadwinner.”

Some people can’t imagine a healthy relationship where the woman’s in the lead.

All that they can imagine is some sort of woman-dominated household where Levi brings Ariel her slippers or whatever.

What’s that quote about how men fear women’s equality because they fear that women in positions of power will do to them what they’ve done to women?

The news that Levi is the one who does the cooking must have sent these people through the roof, you know?

(In fairness, that caught me off guard, not because of gender roles but because they’re Millennials and I’m a Millennial and I thought “wait, our generation has time to cook?” But maybe they just have that much free time)

Most relationships are all about balance.

Levi Meaden is 10 years older than Ariel Winter.

But Ariel’s an adult, so this isn’t like when Kylie started dating Tyga by any stretch of the imagination.

Ariel’s more successful.

It looks like it all works out, because these two are clearly in love.

Honestly, our biggest takeaway from this is surprise that this particular story got under Ariel’s skin more than all of the others.

But sometimes it’s easier to brush off stories about yourself.

Water off a duck’s back and all that.

It’s another thing to listen to people insult someone you love.

Not for nothing, but we’re excited to hear that Levi Meaden’s working on something big and new.

Unlike The Expanse and The Magicians and Dark Matter, etc, Aftermath (on which Levi was a star) wasn’t one of Syfy’s success stories in their big de-rebranding.

The issue wasn’t the casting — they had a great cast, actually, including an actress from Deadpool, Wayne Brady, and Levi himself — but probably had more to do with storytelling choices and the general “feel” of the show.

So we’ll be eagerly looking forward to news of that.

And hopefully Ariel will find a way to grin and bear it when misinformation about her boyfriend and their relationship circulates.

Because that’s the kind of thing that just happens, unfortunately.

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