Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are going the way of Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna and getting their own line of emojis. A company called DRKHORS filed docs to trademark KateMojis and MeghanMojis. We’re told the two will be different ……
Showing posts with label Emoji. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emoji. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Monday, October 30, 2017
Cody Garbrandt Needs a Prostitute Emoji, Says UFC Rival T.J. Dillashaw
T.J. Dillashaw is firing back at Cody Garbrandt for all the snake emojis he’s hit him with … saying his UFC rival should have a prostitute emoji ‘cause Urijah Faber’s his pimp!! “Urijah’s more his daddy (than his coach/teammate),” T.J. said on…
Cody Garbrandt Needs a Prostitute Emoji, Says UFC Rival T.J. Dillashaw
T.J. Dillashaw is firing back at Cody Garbrandt for all the snake emojis he’s hit him with … saying his UFC rival should have a prostitute emoji ‘cause Urijah Faber’s his pimp!! “Urijah’s more his daddy (than his coach/teammate),” T.J. said on…
Friday, July 28, 2017
The Emoji Movie Earns 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. This is Why.
The Emoji Movie is about a city called Textopolis in which every emoji lives.
It tells the tale of one emoji named Gene who is determined to only have one facial expression, just like his animated friends.
And it may be the worst movie of all-time.
We’re not being hyperbolic.
The movie review website Rotten Tomatoes, which cobbles together critiques from professionals around the country, has given it a 0 percent.
This means that not a single movie critic in the world has a positive thing to say about The Emoji Movi.
Not. A. Single. One.
How can a film flop so badly? What could make it such an abhorrent experience?
Let’s turn to the experts, shall we? Scroll down for a look at why critics think The Emoji Movi is even worse than After Earth.
There could be far worse ways to spend 86 minutes. But maybe, just maybe, it’d be the better choice to spend those 86 minutes outside, or reading a book, or talking face-to-face with another human being.
Because The Emoji Movie could not be more meh. – Katie Walsh, The Los Angeles Times.
The Emoji Movie shows how low Hollywood will sink for easy.– Jordan Hoffman, The New York Daily News.
This movie’s “believe in yourself” message is borne out, in a perverse way, by the very fact that it even exists. And yet the whole thing remains nakedly idiotic. – Glenn Kenny, The New York Times.
Excuse me while I scan my phone for the vomit emoji. – Mara Reinstein, MaraMovies.com.
Do yourself a favor, and swipe left on this one. – Mike Reyes, CinemaBlend.com.
As far as expanding on smartphone-related IP, this is an even weaker starting point than Sony Animation’s recent The Angry Birds Movie. – Vadim Rizov, AV Club.
Looking back, it seems so obvious. We should have seen The Emoji Movie’s utter awfulness coming.
But as with so many other things in 2017, hindsight is not so much 20/20 as a giant regret generator. – Alissa Wilkinson, Vox.
A film as mindless and disposable as most smartphone apps (and nowhere near as addictive), “The Emoji Movie” is a calamity that inadvertently shows how difficult it is to pull off the witty, imaginative world-building that Pixar makes seem so breezy. – Tim Grierson, Screen International.
The good news is The Emoji Movie, co-written and directed by Tony Leondis, is not evil. The bad news is it’s just mediocre, or in emoji parlance, simply “meh.” – Lindsey Bahr, The Associated Press.
Hear that? It’s the end of the world. – Johnny Oleksinski, The New York Post.
Incredibly, there appears to have been one thing worse than the actual The Emoji Movie:
The marketing campaign for The Emoji Movie.
See what we mean below… and prepare to recoil in horror!
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Emoji Movie Mocks Handmaid’s Tale, Much to Twitter"s Chagrin
The Emoji Movie tells the story of a fictional city called Textopolis that is hidden inside of all smartphones.
Each emoji has only a single facial expression, except for Gene, an exuberant emoji with multiple expressions.
We won"t spoil the rest of the film for you, except to say that this really is the basis for an actual movie.
In promoting the unusual cartoon, producers Tweeted a photo of an emoji wearing the outfit of a main character from Hulu"s drama The Handmaid’s Tale… and Internet users were simply NOT having it.
Not when The Handmaid’s Tale centers on a totalitarian state that treats women as pieces of property.
Scroll down to see what critics had to say about this misguided parody…
1. The Tweet That Started It All
Blessed by the Emoji? You should not have gone there, The Emoji Movie.
2. What is The Handmaid’s Tale About?
The Handmaid’s Tale tells the story of society in which women have no rights and are literally given to men to be used as breeding machines. This is why the parody didn’t go over well on Twitter, as you’re about to find out…
3. Take It Away, Twitter!
Elisabeth Moss stars on the Hulu drama, so you can be damn sure she has something to say about this mockery of it.
4. There’s a Lot of Rape on the Show
The folks behind The Emoji Movie may not be aware of this.
5. We All Know the Answer to This Question
It’s no.
6. Is It Too Late to Delete That Tweet?
Nevermind. This is the Internet. You can never really delete anything.
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Adele Takes Son to Theater with Poop Emoji Hat (PHOTO)
Adele’s status as a worldwide superstar who sells millions upon millions of records can’t insulate her from one basic rule of life — poop rules with toddlers. Adele took her 4-year-old son Angelo out to the theater Saturday in Pacific Palisades,…
Adele Takes Son to Theater with Poop Emoji Hat (PHOTO)
Adele’s status as a worldwide superstar who sells millions upon millions of records can’t insulate her from one basic rule of life — poop rules with toddlers. Adele took her 4-year-old son Angelo out to the theater Saturday in Pacific Palisades,…
Friday, June 3, 2016
Justin Bieber Emoji Line: It"s Here!
Justin Bieber has officially made like Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose.
No, the singer has not had sex with Kanye West.
But he has come out with his very own line of emojis. They are, naturally, called Justmojis.
And, as you"ll see below, these animated snapshots of Bieber (available for $ 2.99 on iTunes) don"t just feature him in various outfits and hairstyles.
They also reference past incidents and statements, such as his refusal to snap selfies with fans.
Which Justmoji is your favorite? Take a close look below…
1. No Photos!
Justin Bieber has come out with his own line of emojis. This particular “Justmoji” makes fun of his policy of not snapping selfies with fans.
2. I Gotta Pee!
Take note of the Justmoji here that depicts Bieber holding a mop bucket. Should he really be joking about the time he got drunk and peed into one of these items at a restaurant?
3. Important Messages
Looking to say “Nah,” “Deuces” or “100?” Bieber has you covered!
4. Underwear! Bibles! Guitars!
Justin Bieber likes ALL of these things!
5. He’s Shirtless!
And also wearing hats! And smiling right at YOU!
6. So… Many… Hairstyles
How do you best like the head of Justin Bieber? Decide now!
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Amber Rose Launches Emoji Collection: Copying Kim Kardashian??
Move over, Kimoji. Amber Rose"s "MuvaMoji" is hitting the app store, and it makes you look like Sesame Street.
When Kim Kardashian released the second iteration of her personalized emoji collection, fans winced at how blatantly ratchet it was, but Amber"s new line is like Kimoji on Viagra.
While Kimoji"s got Kim twirling on a stripper pole; with MuvaMoji, Amber"s buttcheeks eat the pole. Kimoji boasts a close-up of Kim"s breasts; MuvaMoji"s boobs jiggle.
Amber"s little icons also include all the literal sex symbols you"ve been dying to send your crush but couldn"t find, like a penis pump, a butt plug, a vibrator and KY Jelly.
Because why beat around the bush with an old fashioned wink emoji? What are we, 80??
However, MuvaMoji also makes some pointed political and social statements with numerous rainbow-themed emoji supporting gay rights, a "Free Kesha" icon and another of Bill Cosby holding a sign that reads, "I DID IT."
We don"t know how Kim feels about her once-nemesis introducing an emoji app that rivals hers, but Amber has had nothing but sweet things to say about the reality star over the past couple months.
After Kim posted a controversial nude selfie earlier this month, Amber was one of the first to rush to her defense. Later, the blonde told Nightline that the two texted all the time and were basically BFFs.
Amber even invited Kim to share her personal story of slut-shaming (you know, the sex tape) at the second annual Slut Walk this year.
In 2015, Amber hosted the inaugural event in Los Angeles to speak out against misogyny and sexist double standards.
We don"t know if Kim will accept the invitation or if she"ll even download Amber"s new emoji, but I"ll bet the alleged constant texting between these two just got a lot more interesting.
Amber Rose Launches Emoji Collection: Copying Kim Kardashian??
Move over, Kimoji. Amber Rose"s "MuvaMoji" is hitting the app store, and it makes you look like Sesame Street.
When Kim Kardashian released the second iteration of her personalized emoji collection, fans winced at how blatantly ratchet it was, but Amber"s new line is like Kimoji on Viagra.
While Kimoji"s got Kim twirling on a stripper pole; with MuvaMoji, Amber"s buttcheeks eat the pole. Kimoji boasts a close-up of Kim"s breasts; MuvaMoji"s boobs jiggle.
Amber"s little icons also include all the literal sex symbols you"ve been dying to send your crush but couldn"t find, like a penis pump, a butt plug, a vibrator and KY Jelly.
Because why beat around the bush with an old fashioned wink emoji? What are we, 80??
However, MuvaMoji also makes some pointed political and social statements with numerous rainbow-themed emoji supporting gay rights, a "Free Kesha" icon and another of Bill Cosby holding a sign that reads, "I DID IT."
We don"t know how Kim feels about her once-nemesis introducing an emoji app that rivals hers, but Amber has had nothing but sweet things to say about the reality star over the past couple months.
After Kim posted a controversial nude selfie earlier this month, Amber was one of the first to rush to her defense. Later, the blonde told Nightline that the two texted all the time and were basically BFFs.
Amber even invited Kim to share her personal story of slut-shaming (you know, the sex tape) at the second annual Slut Walk this year.
In 2015, Amber hosted the inaugural event in Los Angeles to speak out against misogyny and sexist double standards.
We don"t know if Kim will accept the invitation or if she"ll even download Amber"s new emoji, but I"ll bet the alleged constant texting between these two just got a lot more interesting.
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