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Thursday, January 18, 2018

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 14 Recap: Margaret Josephs vs. Siggy Flicker

When you have a group as divided as the one on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, it’s difficult to imagine what will happen at the reunion. 


On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 14, Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Siggy Flicker, Dolores Catania, Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub assembled to break down their thoughts on the tumultuous season of drama. 



As always, it all seemed friendly when the episode kicked off, and Margaret was quick to reveal that Joe’s kids watch the show, but they still do not want anything to do with her. 


You could tell that was difficult for her, but the whole situation for her seemed bizarre because, well, she left the father of the children and expected them to continue as though everything was normal. 


“The only genuine thing you’ve said to me this season is that you are trying to destroy me,” Margaret said to Siggy with a wealthy dose of side-eye, but Siggy continued to act like Margaret was out to her. 



Margaret did admit that both of them were as bad as each other, but Siggy continued to act like she was the main attraction of the cast and that Margaret was nothing more than a vile peasant. 


Margaret defended her stance about Soggy gate. She said it was about Siggy’s behavior and not to trash her medical condition. Andy chimed in, saying that Siggy was selling merchandise the “Soggy” at her retreat. 


Siggy countered that she turns negatives into positives. We think the more probable cause is she turns anything into a profit. Margaret closed off her trash talk of Siggy by saying that her blaming her erratic behavior on menopause was “victimizing.”


In the most random topic change ever, Siggy yelled at Margaret that her husband shot a bear like “Elmer Fudd.”


The conversation switched to whether there would be changes for Teresa and Joe when they get to get back together. 



“I guess when he comes home, he has a lot of making up to do. I was hurt, and a lot of anger came out,” she said. 


However, Andy questioned whether Teresa would move to Italy with Joe if he was deported and she said the following:


“Whatever God has planned for me, that’s what will happen,” she declared. Yeah, there was something off about it. Maybe the rumors about Teresa having a new man are correct. 


Andy then quizzed the ladies about the great big cake fight that kicked off the season. Melissa was mad that Siggy ridiculed her multiple times about it, and felt like she needed to dial it back. 



“It was humiliating. I was embarrassed,” Melissa said while glaring at Siggy. 


Tensions took a turn for the worse when Kim D was introduced to the stage. 


“I guess they let the animal out of the cage,” Teresa snapped before adding, ” “I thought this was The Real Housewives of New Jersey, not Tales from the Crypt.”


Andy told Teresa not to move off the couch. Teresa wanted to slap Kim D around the stage. Let’s face it, Kim has been vile to everyone. 



What did you think of the drama?


The Real Housewives of New Jersey comes to a dramatic conclusion next Wednesday on Bravo!



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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Sworn In During Son"s Circle Game

Phil Murphy is officially New Jersey’s next governor post-Chris Christie — but, while he was taking his oath … the guy’s oldest kid was busy honoring “Malcolm in the Middle.” Phil’s eldest son, Josh Murphy, flashed the OK sign below his…


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Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 13 Recap: Prisons, Proposals, and Parties

With the news that Siggy Flicker was quitting The Real Housewives of New Jersey, many many questioned what her final storyline would focus on. 


Unsurprisingly, The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 13 did not paint her in the best light, and the season concluded with the star looking like the rudest housewife in the history of the franchise. 



When the episode began, Margaret was getting a little too excited about her birthday party. She was having her dress fitted, and there’s no denying it was a visually delightful dress. 


Danielle appeared and could not resist taking some more shots at Siggy. Maybe Danielle is just glad that she’s not the one on the outs with the gals. The days of Danielle being a pariah are over, and she’s using it to her full advantage. 


The action switched up to Casa de Giudice as the family got ready to give Teresa a surprise of her own for her birthday. Melissa, Joe and the girls. 



It was a cake with letters from the girls to show how much they loved her. If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you will already know that the girls have been hard on Teresa this season. 


For Teresa, she’s had a lot on her mind with her mother dying and her husband locked up in the slammer. Speaking of Joe, Teresa had not been to visit him in almost eight months. 


Given the countless rumors that Teresa has moved on with a new man, maybe she’s officially through with Joe. They’ve been through a lot as a couple, and maybe it’s time for them to move on. 


Anyway. Teresa wanted to visit and have him apologize for everything the family has been through. 



“I’m nervous to see Joe after all this time, and I want him to say sorry and really mean it,” she confessed to the camera with a tear dripping down her face. 


In an unsurprising turn of events, the cameras were not allowed in the prison and Teresa reported back that she did not get that apology she so desperately wanted. 


Before Teresa got to tell Melissa and Joe Gorga about all of it, the husband and wife chatted about the prospect of Teresa leaving her husband. 


They both agreed that Teresa would leave if he didn’t apologize, but Teresa confirmed the truth when she arrived to meet them. 


“He said, ‘I’m so sorry, I’ll never let anything like this happen ever again,’” she reported. “He seems sincere,” she added. “Listen, no one’s perfect. Everyone makes mistakes.”



Margaret’s party finally arrived, and she actually entered the venue on a fake horse. So, yeah, that happened. Everyone seemed to be laughing at Margaret as opposed to with her. 


Then, disaster struck when a rumor spread like a wildfire around the party that Siggy was not coming. It was quickly revealed that she fell and hurt herself. 


“Oh my God, it’s another deflection,” Danielle said with a grin. “She’s trying to get attention.” Dolores sprung into action, saying: “You’re such a slob.”


Siggy started texting the other women and completely iced Margaret out. We finally got to see her leaving the hospital, so it sounds like she really went. 


It was obvious Siggy did not want to go to the party, but she heard that Danielle was trash talking her and made it her mission to get there. 



As Margaret checked in with her, Siggy said, “I don’t want to be friends. I came here to be with Teresa and Melissa.”


Who goes to a party and speaks to the host like that? Margaret’s actions to Siggy have been justified because of the way Siggy has acted in the past. 


“If you don’t want to be here, just f–king leave,” Margaret said because she was done with the whole thing. 


Siggy got up to leave, and Dolores and Teresa left with her. This only made things more awkward for everyone, but it also closed out the season. 


Now, what will happen at the reunion? Will Siggy even show up? Oh, the drama!


The Real Housewives of New Jersey continues Wednesdays on Bravo.



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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Jersey Shore Family Vacation: New Trailer Released!

Remember back in November, when we told you that you"d see the familiar stars from Jersey Shore return to MTV and your television screen in 2018?


Well, it"s 2018. And MTV has dropped a new trailer, teasing locations where we might see these infamous beach hooligans.


Honestly? This trailer, which you can watch below, looks bonkers.


Jersey shore threesome


"No," you say, backing away in disbelief. "No, it"s 2018, and the only orange idiot on television is the one who somehow lives in the White House."


One, it"s funny that you should say that, as you"ll see when you watch the video below.


Two … Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is a real thing that is happening in the year 2018.


And during the season finale of Floribama Shore, a show that sounds like a parody of Jersey Shore (and … kind of is), MTV aired a new teaser trailer for the revival series.


Jersey shore family vacation


Before you worry that these won"t be the familiar faces that you remember, know that time has passed, but they wouldn"t be doing this if they couldn"t do a decent job of getting the gang back together.


Here"s a list of returning castmembers:


-Deena Nicole Cortese


-Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio


-Jenni "JWoww" Farley


-Vinny Guadagnino


-Ronnie Ortiz-Magro


-Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi


-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino


Jersey shore family vacation 2


Sammi Sweetheart is not returning. We"re sure that he"ll be missed.


In the new teaser for the show, MTV asks the real questions, like "Where the f–k they going?"


And they tease a number of possibilities:


"F**kin" New York? F**kin" Dallas? F**kin" Chicago? Ole F**kin" Faithful? F**kin" Miami? F**kin" Las Vegas? F**kin" Grand Canyon? F**kin" San Fran? Mt. F**kin" Rushmore? F**kin Seattle?"


As you watch the video below, try to decide for yourself which of these are actual destinations.


Or … are all of them destinations?


Jersey shore family vacation 3


Many of the stars are arguably different people than they were in their misspent youth.


We should mention, of course, that Vinny Guadagnino is one of the stars who"s changed the most.


Remember when Trump tried to bash climate change and got roasted on Twitter?


One of the people tweeting at him was none other than the esteemed Mr. Guadagnino, who actually went on to get an education and is clearly better informed than and more competent than Donald Trump.


Seeing a reality star President get taken to task by another reality star is just … part of the world in which we all live, now.


Oh, and speaking of the Orange Menace:


Jersey shore family vacation 4


Though countless people would tune in, we cannot imagine that the Jersey Shore crowd meets with Trump.


And not only because he"d see their tans and assume that they"re … not the sorts of people with whom he freely associates.


But maybe they visit D.C. and, from a distance, muse about which of them might one day gain the confidence of a sizable minority of Americans and end up miserable in the Oval Office.


Or maybe they"ll see the Washington Monument and start making dick jokes.


We"ll all find out together.


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Thursday, January 4, 2018

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 12 Recap: Ain"t No Misbehaving

We need to talk about Siggy Flicker, you guys. 


On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 12, she apparently made a truce with Margaret, and then continued to be rude as hell to her. 



With the news that Soggy is leaving the show behind because she was flooding out every single restaurant the ladies went to, it seems like she knew she was quitting when these episodes were filming. 


We are kidding about the flooding part, but we do feel like it would have fit the narrative. Here’s the thing with the Flicker: She’s far too impressionable. 


She needs to pick a side and stick to her guns because what we see on the screen is someone who is disloyal and crying over things that could have been resolved weeks ago. 


When the episode got underway, Margaret felt like she and Siggy were finally in a good place. Forgive us for not caring because we’ve witnessed this same plot point multiple times throughout The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8



Margaret wanted Siggy at her birthday bash, but we do think it was only to try out her new line of products to make sure they really are waterproof. 


Siggy sent a text back with emojis and a cute message, so one would think they were back to being the best friends that anyone could have. 


Siggy turned to her own father for some advice, which is a little bit rich when you consider the fact that she has made a whole lot of money from giving people advice. 


Her father seemed infuriated that Siggy called Margaret anti-semitic, and urged her to steer clear of Margaret because there was no repairing that friendship. 



When everyone assembled at the grand opening of Gorga’s, Marge Snr. was adamant to meet Siggy, and Margeret said she would introduce them at some point. 


Danielle, being the Queen of Drama, made her way over to Siggy to ask her to meet Marge. Siggy acted like she was having a heart attack and gasping for air. Maybe she needed to go fill up her tear ducts in the lake, or something. 


“I’m not going to go walk across the room to meet somebody’s mother when I don’t even get along with the daughter,” Siggy said to the camera. “I’m not going to go and be ambushed again.”



It was probably for the best because Marge seemed ready to have some words with her about the way she had been treating her daughter. 


The other big event in the hour was Teresa Giudice making her way to visit Danielle to apologize to her daughters because of the whole table-flipping thing from 2009. 


God, it’s difficult to believe it was that long ago. Housewives may come and go, but that will always be the most iconic scene in the history of the franchise. 



Danielle’s older daughter, Christine did not want to participate, presumably because of the upset it caused her growing up with the whole world knowing about her mother’s extracurricular activities. 


“I really wanted to reach out to your mom and say sorry about what happened years ago because it must have been hard for you guys,” Teresa said before saying that her stint in jail made her think about things. 


Jillian admitted that she was compared to her mother and received random messages from people who wanted to be plain evil towards her. 


“That was the beginning of a really rough time for my kids and I,” Danielle said with a tear escaping her eye. 



“I never wanted to hurt you in any way. Yeah, I feel horrible,” Teresa said.


We can only imagine, but at least Teresa kept good on her word to air her thoughts on the whole thing, and we think it’s a positive that Danielle had the table in her home bolted to the floor. 


Yes, we are joking about that last part, but it would not surprise us if it was an actual thing!


Okay, so what did you think of the episode?


We have just one more episode of drama with the ladies before the reunion episodes, and they should be fun considering Siggy will be speaking her mind because she never needs to see the women again. 


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Saturday, December 23, 2017

Siggy Flicker: I Quit The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Siggy Flicker has sent a couple messages to The Real Housewives of New Jersey:


One would be this:


See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya!



And the other would be this:


Peace out, mother effers!


What we’re trying to say it this:


Flicker has quit the Bravo reality hit after just two seasons as a regular cast member.


After joining the series in 2015, Flicker has struggled to catch on with viewers, while also feuding endless with various colleagues.


Of late, for example, the irritating 50-year old got into it with Margaret Josephs after the women went to Milan … and Josephs accused Flicker of being “anti-Semitic” due to a comment about Adolf Hitler.


Yeah, Awkward.



“Looking back at the show I truly wanted to make a difference for Jersey and in Jersey and I realized that I had too many obstacles working against me and I couldn’t do it,” Flicker told Us Weekly, pretty hilariously, upon announcing her decision to leave.


(We’re just saying: if you want to make a difference for Jersey and in Jersey, appearing on this reality show isn’t really the way to do it.)


Added Flicker:


“I feel like I lost the battle but I won the war because at the end of the day, everyone’s goal should be … to be happy.


“And there is nothing more that I love than myself, my husband and my family too much for them to be unhappy and for me to be unhappy.”


Along those lines, Flicker wrote the following as a caption to the image below:


Celebrate life. Celebrate love. Your life. Your rules. Surround yourself with the best of the best & you will flourish every single day! #love



Meanwhile, a production insider tells the aforementioned tabloid that Flicker thinks she received a rough edit this season and felt “betrayed” by production.


“There’s not a chance she’ll go back. She feels liberated,” the source added.


Of course, there are always two sides.


And the opposite side says Flicker was tough to work with and that her future on the series would have been bleak even if she had not arrived at this decision to walk away.


“She was not going to be asked back,” alleges this source.


“Fan reaction about her has been very negative, especially with what she has posted on social media.”


What do you think?


Will you still watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online or on TV, even with Siggy Flicker?



Elsewhere, the now FORMER star said the following to Bravo’s The Daily Dish:


“After much reflection and Bravo’s support, I have decided that this will be my last season on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.


“I am grateful to the network for allowing me to be part of this successful franchise and wish only the best for Teresa [Giudice], Melissa [Gorga], Dolores, Danielle [Staub] and Margaret.


“At this time, I want to focus on my beautiful family, my growing business and some exciting new projects.”


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Thursday, December 21, 2017

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 11 Recap: Fauxpology

Siggy Flicker and Margaret Josephs are never going to be friends, and it’s great for our viewing pleasure. 


When The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 11 got underway, we found out that Siggy decided to continue the trip because she allegedly wanted to be there for her friends. 



Melissa, who is still one of the most delightful housewives in the franchise, decided it would be a good idea to get Danielle and Siggy together to assess the damage. 


“I just feel like Margaret has been very insensitive with me,” Siggy said while trying to hold back the tears. Oh yes, Soggy Flicker is back, you guys. 


“I gave her an opportunity to say, ‘Yeah, maybe that was in poor taste,’” Siggy added of the Hitler comment. 


The ladies quickly moved on from the chat to enjoy their day out which involved them cycling around the streets of Milan before indulging in some wine in a park.


Dolores, Margaret and Teresa went to some Italian dude’s house to learn how to make pasta from flour and egg. The ladies really are trying to throw every Italian stereotype into this trip. 



Teresa was tasked with slicing and dicing some meat, and it was like she was taking her rage out on Joe Giudice for getting her put in jail. They could not use the mean because the wood on the surface below was mixed through. 


When it was time for dinner, the ladies assembled, and it was evident Margaret was done playing nice. She did not want to associate with Siggy, and things got awkward at the dinner table. 


Melissa pulled Margaret aside because she could tell there was something wrong. 


“I’m trying to make sure you’re OK,” Melissa said as she checked on her new pal. Margaret admitted that she felt bad for what she said and she headed back to the table to apologize. 


“I never knew that would hurt you to the core and if I did, I never would have said it,” Margaret said to Siggy. “I never want to hurt you. I’m sorry.”



Siggy did not acknowledge the fact that Margaret apologized. This was yet another instance in which Siggy’s complicated personality came to the forefront. 


While the other ladies agreed that Margaret took the first step, Siggy admitted to the camera that she was just not ready to speak. 


“You just don’t get over a comment like that within 24 hours,” Siggy said proving once again that she will hold this grudge to the death. 


After one final day of being apart, the ladies had one last meal in Italy, but this one was contained in a private room in the hotel. They were very likely barred from everywhere because of the fight on the first night. 


“Last night you gave me a heartfelt apology that was sincere, and I thank you for that. I need time to process that. I’m still upset. I don’t think anybody should reference Hitler,” said Siggy. 


“I said I was sorry. Do you genuinely feel I am anti-Semitic?” Margaret questioned. 



“Where I came up with that was not out of the sky. All of these moments of me feeling attacked by Margaret and then the Hitler statement, that’s where it came from – but if I hurt your feelings, then I apologize for that,” Siggy replied.


“I’m trying to take it the best way I possibly can,” Margaret said with a shrug. “Listen, I know that you’re trying to apologize, but it’s not about that you hurt my feelings. It’s about that you aligned me with a hate group.”


“That’s relationship-ending, career-ending.”


“Listen I said it in the heat of the moment, but I don’t really think that you are anti-Semitic,” Siggy finally admitted. “I don’t believe that Margaret is anti-Semitic. I believe that Margaret is anti-Siggy.”



Margaret took issue with the fact Siggy thought it was okay for herself to say stuff and got offended when others said it. 


“I think that everyone is human and if you give yourself a pass, you should give some other people a pass,” she concluded. 


What will become of these former friends? Will they both wave the white flag and move on? 


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Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Kobe Bryant Jersey Night Marred By Mayweather"s Terrible Outfit

Tons of huge stars flocked to Staples Center to watch the Lakers retire Kobe Bryant’s #24 and #8 jerseys … but Floyd Mayweather’s terrible outfit almost stole the show.  Take a look … it’s like if a couch pattern was an NBA uniform. …


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Thursday, December 14, 2017

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 10 Recap: Meltdown in Milan

The ladies continued their trip to Milan on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 10, and it set the stage for one of the biggest bust-ups in the history of the entire series. 


When the episode got underway, the ladies made their way to Italy, and everyone seemed to think it was all about Margaret and Melissa’s business trip.



Here’s the thing: The business trip lasted all of two minutes, with Melissa and Marge going to a showroom. Melissa ordered two of everything and reiterated that one was for her and the other was for the store. 


Who says you can’t mix business with pleasure? Margaret does seem to know what she’s talking about as far as the fashion world is concerned. 


Melissa could do with some tips to get her store off the ground and bring some new trends to New Jersey. Her store is a bit bland right now, and there never seems to be many customers. 


While all of the ladies were still reeling from what happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9, they decided to let bygones be bygones in the name of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol in the fashion capital of the world. 



When they met up in a restaurant for some fine dining, the Hitler comments came up and they did not go down well. With Margaret, she was looking out for her pals when Siggy went crazy at her. 


While her analogy about Hitler was out there, Siggy chose to take it to heart, and that’s what happens when you’re one of the most emotional people in the world. 


“The first time Margaret referenced Hitler, I was in such a shock I couldn’t speak,” Siggy Flicker revealed to audiences on Wednesday’s episode.


“So it’s hard to enjoy Italy because the more I think about it, I get more hurt and more angry, and I hit my breaking point.”


“Margaret will always go below the belt to hurt me. The fact that she would say Hilter’s name when she knows I’m a super Jew? My father’s a Holocaust survivor. What kind of person has Hitler on their mind?”



“I want to call Margaret out about how insensitive it was to reference Hilter when we were talking about a fashion show!”


Siggy then started arguing with Margaret at the dinner table. 


“In our lives, there are going to be people who don’t like me and vice versa,” Flicker said. “I’m going to use Margaret as an example. Just recently, for us to be in an argument and all of a sudden for her to use Hitler as a comparison — it’s inappropriate. Can you guys admit it?”


“Unless we’re discussing the Holocaust, Hitler’s name should not come up,” Flicker continued. “I am the daughter of a Holocaust survivor. It’s inappropriate!”


Margaret was understandably taken aback and defended herself in the elegant way we would expect her to. 


“I said, ‘Hitler would have been good to me, does that make him a good person?’ ” she recalled.



“Kim D’s only goal in life is to destroy Teresa and Melissa. She’s f——- evil. And how are you supposed to make analogies about evil people if you can’t use the evil peoples’ names!”


Margaret then said that she has various family members who are Jewish and that she was not the person Siggy was making her out to be. 


“Honey, I know many people who married Jews who can’t stand Jews,” Flicker responded. “You’re anti-Semitic!”


“How dare you say I can’t stand Jews!” Josephs yelled. “To call me anti-Semitic, that’s a f—ing bulls— move… Do you think this is acceptable?”


Siggy was defiant and refused to apologize. That’s when Danielle went crazy after being dismissed by Siggy. She threw water at her and tried to move a chair to get to her. 


Siggy was not one to back down, either, but the whole fight was brought to a halt because the ladies were thrown out of the restaurant. Stay classy, you guys. 



In the aftermath of the fight, Siggy and Danielle took the morning away from the ladies to gather their thoughts. 


Siggy did understand that what she did to Danielle was wrong, and apologized. Danielle accepted the apology, but it seems like a matter of time before Danielle doles out some revenge. 


While the others were out, Dolores and Margaret got into a heated exchange about what happened. 


“I do not think you’re anti-Semitic, but I think you’re anti-Siggy,” Dolores claimed.



“This is what started the fight in the first place. You decided to make a point about something you don’t really know the dynamics of. [It was] not necessary [and] in poor taste. I might have said the same thing to you if I was Siggy. Probably worse, in fact.”


“If she would have just said, ‘Margaret, I feel like you said that purposely to hurt me,’ I would have said, ‘I would have never said that purposely to hurt you,’” Margaret replied.


“[Siggy] just said that to be f—— vicious. She feels insecure, she has to call people names and take pot-shots. I’m f—— done with her. She’s a nut bar,” Josephs yelled.


“I don’t think there’s anything more viral than assassinating someone’s character. This has gone from a spat to an all-out war.”


Siggy later announced her decision to quit the trip and head home. 


Yes, she’s out!


What did you think of the episode?


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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

JWoww Could Profit Nearly $1 Million Off New Jersey Home

JWoww’s massive 7,000 square foot New Jersey home isn’t right on the Jersey shore but it’s close and, HUGE BONUS … the buyer won’t have to go far for all their GTL needs. JWoww just listed her 6 bedroom, 5 bath home in Toms River for $ 1.59…


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Thursday, December 7, 2017

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9 Recap: When Chairs Fly

Kim D. has got to be the woman the producers of The Real Housewives of New Jersey call in when they need to inject some drama back into the show. 


It’s almost like they thought, “Darn, Danielle is not bringing the drama we thought she would. Could we get Kim D. back to stir the pot and fracture the friendships of the core women?”



It’s not a bad thing, but if The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9 proved anything, it was that Kim should not come back again because her claims do not hold much water. 


What Posche Really Stands For


Siggy and Dolores showed up to prepare for the fashion show, Kim wanted to know how her claims about Teresa being a cheat went down with everyone. 


“Everyone hates you so much,” Siggy said proving again that she is not one to try and sugar coat things. 


Kim then said that she heard Teresa was done with Jone, so she could do what she wanted. That’s when Siggy and Dolores defended her. 


“Welcome to the Posche fundraiser. Toodloo!” Kim said to the women as she gave them a breather. 



Teresa claimed to Melissa that she would keep her composure and not fight with her hands because she needed to keep it together or she ran the risk of being hauled back to jail. 


Not one to show any fear, Kim said that she would fight Teresa, Margaret, Dolores, and Melissa. Yes, really. 


“I’ll take you all, come on,” the villain said, but it was not clear whether she was smiling, or pooping her pants. We can thank the botox for that. 


“Nobody is gonna talk about my husband or me,” Teresa says.


“You talked about my husband two years ago. Did you see him fuck another girl?”  


That’s when Kim said Teresa has been spotted out at clubs and getting close to other men. 



“Piece Of Shit, Coke Whore, Home Wrecker Every Day!,” Teresa said of what Posche stands for. Her attempt to string a sentence together failed because it did not make sense. 


Kim then went for the jugular and said that if Teresa got rowdy, she would have her locked up. 


Melissa tried to defend Teresa and asked Siggy and Dolores whether they were disgusted yet by what they were seeing. Dolores started yelling and getting up in her grill. 


Teresa left and referred to Siggy and Dolores as Kim’s puppets.  


Siggy and Dolores See the Light


The next day, Siggy and Dolores went to dinner with Frank, and he was straight to the point about understanding where Teresa was coming from. 



The two women agreed that maybe they should have left the event, and Siggy went to visit Teresa to let her know she was sorry. 


Teresa accepted, and they were friends again, but Melissa was still unsure about the pair making their way to Milan. 


Melissa closed her segment essentially saying that Dolores had better watch her back. Is anyone else her just for Melissa and Danielle teaming up to take down Dolores?


Like Mother, Like Daughter


The other big plot strand was Marge Sr. going on a date with Margaret’s accountant. Margaret and her husband went along for the ride to chaperone the date, but it became clear there was something sketchy going on. 


Margaret made ill-timed comments about her mother still being capable of “swallowing.” Yes, that is what Steve will be dealing with if he becomes a permanent fixture to the family. 


The Other Side


In a more serious scene, Melissa, Teresa, and Joe spoke to a medium about Nona’s passing, and the medium said that she was happily on the other side and is out of her pain. 



It was unsettling because all three of them were bawling their eyes out. The only thing that irked me was that the woman could have gotten her information from watching every episode of the show before meeting them. 


Sigh. 


What did you think of this episode?


Sound off below. 



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Sunday, December 3, 2017

Jersey Shore: The REAL Reason Sammi Sweetheart Won"t Be Returning!

Just a few days ago, we got the most wonderful news that we’d heard in a very, very long time …


Jersey Shore is coming back!




For real this time, too, not just for one lame special.


MTV announced the big news during the series premiere of their new show, Floribama Shore, a Jersey Shore “spin-off” set down south.


Or really, Snooki announced the big news in a short little teaser that aired along with the show, screaming “We’re back, bitches!”


It’s enough to warm your heart and give you hope in the hopeless time, isn’t it?


We don’t have too many details yet — we know the new show will be called Jersey Shore Family Vacation, and it will air sometime in 2018.


Snooki — or Nicole Polizzi, as she may prefer to go by now — will be there, of course, as will her bestie, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, and her fellow meatball, Deena Nicole Cortese.



Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will also be going on that family vacation, along with Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and the delightful Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio.


So who’s missing? You know, besides Angelina, lovingly known by her former castmates as the Staten Island Dump.


You know who’s missing — Sammi Giancola.


Yes, for some totally unfair reason, we’re getting new Jersey Shore in 2018, but we won’t be seeing Sammi Sweetheart.


And we came so close to heaven, didn’t we?


Ever since the news of Sammi’s absence broke, Jersey Shore fans everywhere have been in mourning — and they’ve also been demanding answers.



Up until now, we haven’t had any real explanation for why she won’t be there with the rest of those lovable guidos and guidettes.


Some sources claimed that she was working on a deal to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, but most fans assume that she just doesn’t want to film with Ronnie again after all these years.


It makes sense — if you’ve seen literally any footage from the show, you know that Sammi and Ronnie had a ridiculously toxic relationship.


Remember how many times they broke up and got back together, just to break up again? How many times they made each other cry?


What about the time that he trashed her room after a fight? Or the time that she punched him in the face just for talking to JWoww?


Ooh, ooh, how about the time that he referred to her “Fred Flinstone toe” and she lost her mind?



Yeah, so Ronnie and Sammi have some history, and it would make sense if they didn’t want to be around each other after everything that’s happened between them.


But is that the whole reason Sammi’s not coming back?


According to Snooki, yep.


On a podcast earlier this week, Snooki said “Everyone’s asking why Sammi’s not doing it. You have to ask her that, I’m not gonna speak for her.”


But then she went on to say that “Sammi is just in such a happy place that I feel like she doesn’t want to jump back into that drama if it does happen.”


“And being that there was a lot of Ron and Sam drama when we did film, it was just really hard on both of them,” she added. “So I just think she doesn’t want that anymore.”



That’s more than fair, but still disappointing.


Don’t give up hope yet though — filming still hasn’t started yet, and Snooki revealed that the rest of the crew has been “begging her to come back on the show” because “it’s gonna be different.”


“Everyone pray that Sammi comes back,” she said, “because I feel like she might change her mind.”


“Sam, if you’re listening, come to the show. Like, stop being — stop it. Stop it right now before I spank you.”


Yes, Sam, please. Stop


Or, to speak to her in her own language, “OH MY GAAAAAHD, STAAAAAHP.”



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Thursday, November 30, 2017

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 8 Recap: Kim D Returns!!!

Maybe Danielle Staub is back on the scene to get some revenge, after all, you guys. 


The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Season 8 Episode 8 picked up at the retreat at the moment Margaret was imitating Siggy’s alter ego, Soggy. You could tell Siggy was mad, but she then went into further detail about the extent of her being bullied for her name as a kid. 



The ladies started to repair their friendships, but then Danielle stood up and asked to speak to Teresa to hash out their differences. If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you will know that these two are back to being friends. 


Danielle then revealed that the “prostitution whore” comment still hangs over her and daughters. She said it with tears streaming down her face, and it seemed like she was using this as a calculated move to cause some trouble. 


Danielle is a well-known troublemaker, and her motives for making nice with Teresa have always been sketchy. Teresa was taken aback, but the other women seemed to agree with Danielle. 



Teresa said she would apologize to Danielle’s daughters if she thought it was going to be something that would benefit them. Seriously though, it’s hard to imagine the kids still thinking about what was said. 


Danielle has to accept part of the blame for appearing on reality TV. What did she expect to happen?!


Margaret then rehashed the fact that her kids had not spoken to her in six years. Siggy’s relationship expert friend said that it would be best to reach out to her ex-husband and connect with them through him. 


Margaret agreed to take it to heart and said she would try it, but she was not holding her breath. 


Teresa was then put on the spot about her relationship with Joe, and she finally admitted what most fans already knew: She resented him for putting their family in the spotlight in that manner and leaving her with the kids. 



“I do have little bit of resentment with Joe,” she admitted.


In a later scene, Kim D and her Posche fashion brand returned to the show, and she was intent on causing some trouble. Dolores and Siggy visited her, and all she wanted to talk about was Teresa allegedly cheating on Joe. 


This woman is always brought in to cause some drama when the action is drying up. 


“Teresa and Melissa are not coming obviously because they don’t like you,” Siggy told Kim about her fashion event. Siggy continued to defend Teresa when Kim said about the cheating drama. 



Siggy said there needed to be pictures or nobody would take her seriously. Kim tried, but she mostly failed because she is bitter. 


The final big event found the ladies agreeing to go to Italy together because Margaret and Melissa were going for work, and thought they would extend the invitation to their friends. 


Just when things were happy between the ladies, Siggy and Dolores announced they would appear in Kim’s fashion show, and that’s when the fireworks started. 


“Are you f*cking kidding me? ” Teresa yells. “We don’t live in Switzerland,” Melissa fires back. “You’ve got to pick a side.”


Melissa continued to stick the knife in because she was mad about everything that happened between her and Kim D. 



“Mrs. Relationship Expert. [Margaret] called you Soggy. I have been called a stripper. I have been called a whore. I have been told my husband is a piece of sh*t, and that my children are a piece of sh*t. Don’t you see what a vile human she is?”


“I judge my friends on the way that treat me,” Siggy said in retaliation. 


Teresa wanted to know what Dolores said about the cheating allegation, and Dolores did not seem like she believed Teresa was innocent. In true Teresa fashion, she hurled a glass in the restaurant. 


“You should have f*cking stuck up for me,” screamed Teresa at her friend of 20 years. 


“I did,” Dolores yelled, “and don’t think I will again.”



Dolores and Siggy then decided they were done with the situation, but troublemaker Danielle had a parting shot for the ladies. 


“The line in the sand has been drawn. Have a nice time, ladies,” she said as they departed. 


Teresa said it was time for some revenge and asked the ladies to attend the event with her. 


“We’ll walk in there like Charlie’s f*cking Angels plus one!” said Danielle who was grinning from ear to ear. 


This is going to be fun!


What did you think of the developments?


Sound off below. 



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