The “American Idol” reboot saw its first train wreck of an audition this weekend, but there was no real Simon Cowell to be found among any of the judges … try as Katy Perry did. A woman named Koby — who’s a theater performer — was the first…
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Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Tyler Perry"s Building a Massive 35,000 Square Foot Mansion on 1,200 Acres Near Atlanta
Tyler Perry is building a massive estate near his massive studio in Georgia. We’re told he’s been designing and building on the property for 3 years. The mansion will be 35,000 square feet but that’s not the craziest part. It sits on 1,200 acres,…
Thursday, June 29, 2017
John Mayer Finally Responds to Katy Perry"s Sexual Rankings!
When your ex singles you out as their best former lover, people are going to expect a response. People are going to ask you for a response.
So yes, somebody finally put that skeezy John Mayer on the spot about Katy Perry’s comments.
Brace yourselves, because he’s still very much John Mayer.
So, Katy Perry ranked her past lovers a little while back.
She did it at the behest of James Corden; it was part of this goofy livestream thing that she was doing.
Anyway, she only ranked three lovers. John Mayer came out on top.
(Well, she ranked him the highest; she didn’t get into positions).
After John Mayer came Orlando Bloom with the silver medal, McKayla Maroney-style.
Honestly, since we know that a waitress got fired for “amazing” sex with Orlando Bloom, silver doesn’t sound bad at all.
Last of the three, though Katy Perry stressed that all three were amazing lovers whom she’d happily boff again, was Diplo.
Diplo’s response to coming in last among the three was very … Diplo.
Diplo suggested that sex with Katy Perry wasn’t memorable, which we have a hard time believing.
In his Rolling Stone interview, John Mayer responded to Katy Perry‘s compliment in a consummately John Mayer style.
He manages to not say anything yet infuriate us at the same time.
“I don’t have a cool-enough thought for you.”
We’ll have to remember that line the next time that we’re asked something on the spot, we guess.
“I’ve hacked this game. I pay very little of the price of fame now. I get to play the music that moves me the most.”
…What.
“I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 — I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.”
That’s just his response to Katy saying that he’s good at banging.
Why is he like this?
In case you thought that Mayer was just, like, rambling like that in order to be evasive about Katy Perry … this is how he talked about switching from alcohol to pot.
“Drinking is a f—ing con. How much is enough? Every time I drank, I was looking for some sort of regulated amount.”
FYI, there’s no regulated amount unless we’re talking about legal limits.
You just drink it as long as you feel like drinking it but not so much that you die.
It’s basically the same rules that apply to orange juice and water. It’s not that hard, my guy.
“It always feels wrong for me. I always feel like I went overboard. ‘I said two, now it’s three, now we’re at four?’”
Is four drinks considered a lot? We’re not sure, and neither is he.
“I never had a serious issue with it, but I remember looking around, going, ‘This feels rigged. I’m taking a break. There’s never an amount that felt like I was succeeding at life. It always felt wrong.”
Honestly, we’d try to wrap our minds around how drinking is “rigged” but we could do something more productive with our time.
Like, you know, literally anything else.
The one good thing from skeezy John Mayer’s barely intelligible ramblings is that we know that he’s grown as a person.
Yes, really.
Remember 7 years ago when John Mayer referred to Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm?”
Because we sure do.
That was wildly inappropriate.
With that in mind, we should be grateful that he didn’t refer to Katy Perry as a “sexual MOAB” or “sexual rail gun” or whatever it was that he was probably tempted to say.
As for Katy Perry’s sexual prowess?
We know that it’s easy to poke fun at and criticize her (sometimes she deserves criticism, sometimes she doesn’t).
But she’s probably very sexually competent.
Friday, June 9, 2017
Katy Perry"s Live Stream Leading To Live Concert
Katy Perry’s current live stream is leading up to an epic event that will let a few of her lucky fans see her up close and personal. Katy will be playing a free concert Monday in L.A. to promote her just-released fifth album, “Witness.”…
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Drags Katy Perry"s Drag Queens into "SNL" After-Party (PHOTO)
Scarlett Johansson saved the day for a couple of Katy Perry’s drag queen performers during the finale of “Saturday Night Live” … by getting them into the after-party. A group of Katy’s drag queens — who performed with her for ‘SNL’s’ final…
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Katy Perry"s Proud She"s Getting Paid More Than Most Men on "American Idol" (VIDEO)
Katy Perry’s $ 25 million deal to be the lead judge on “American Idol” wasn’t just for her — she says she struck a blow for women everywhere who’ve been underpaid to do the same job as a man. Katy was on NYC’S WKTU radio Tuesday and told “Cubby and…
Katy Perry"s Proud She"s Getting Paid More Than Most Men on "American Idol" (VIDEO)
Katy Perry’s $ 25 million deal to be the lead judge on “American Idol” wasn’t just for her — she says she struck a blow for women everywhere who’ve been underpaid to do the same job as a man. Katy was on NYC’S WKTU radio Tuesday and told “Cubby and…
Friday, May 19, 2017
Katy Perry"s New Song "Swish Swish" Is Totally a Diss Track, Listening Taylor Swift? (AUDIO)
Katy Perry ain’t playing … and don’t let the title, “Swish Swish,” fool you — it’s totally a diss track about Taylor Swift. Or at least that’s what her fans want to believe. Just a sample of the viciousness on the cut:Your game is tired,You…
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
"American Idol" Makes It Official, Katy Perry"s Their Judge
“American Idol” and ABC made it official Tuesday … they’ve bagged Katy Perry to be the lead judge when the show returns next year. ABC Entertainment President Channing Dungey made the announcement Tuesday — as we first told you she would — at…
Sunday, May 14, 2017
Katy Perry"s "American Idol" Judge Deal Almost Closed, Announcement Planned
Katy Perry is in the homestretch … negotiating a deal to become the anchor judge on “American Idol,” and the announcement is expected to go down Tuesday. TMZ broke the story … ‘AI’ honchos set their sights on Perry after their bid for Kelly…
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Katy Perry"s Backup "House" Dancer Falls Offstage at Brit Awards (VIDEO + PHOTO)
Katy Perry might be chained to the rhythm … but her backup dancer sure wasn’t when they fell offstage at the Brit Awards. Katy just performed her new song Wednesday in the UK — joined by Skip Marley — when a backup dancer took the tumble…
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Katy Perry"s Parents Want You to Pray for Their Daughter
Katy Perry is one of the most successful female artists on the planet.
She’s managed to stay relevant ever since the release of her hit single, “I Kissed A Girl” way back in 2008.
Her parents, Keith and Mary Hudson are deeply religious and recently lifted the lid on how they really felt about their daughter.
They revealed crazy information about the family across two packed services at the Church of Grace in Yorba Linda, California on July 17 and 18.
It isn’t news that the both Keith and Mary have been embarrassed by their daughter’s past. You only need to look at some of her music videos to find out why.
They even chimed in on her feud with Taylor Swift.
“Don’t judge her, pray for her,” they implored.
Okay then.
Her mother also addressed Perry’s new single, “Rise.”
“She [Katy] released a new song called ‘Rise.’ It says, ‘My feet have been put to the fire but I will rise.’ That’s what she’s about right now.”
Could this mean that the singer’s new material will be less racy than past efforts?
Keith noted that he recently spoke to Perry and even talked about the lyrics of the track.
“If you listen to this new song you know it ain’t over yet. She talks about some things. She’s good.”
“I want you to pray for my daughter,” he added. “Don’t judge her, pray for her. She’s going to be singing Rise for the Olympics this year. We’re very proud of it and her.”
It all sounds pretty bizarre.
At least we know that they like the new song more than her first big hit.
“We certainly like it more than ‘I Kissed A Girl,"” he said of her new music. “When ‘I Kissed A Girl’ came out we thought about moving to Venezuela because of the shame.”
Perry’s mom added: “We were going to save [former Venezuelan President who died in 2013] Hugo Chavez but it’s too late for that now.”
Keith took things one step further and commented on his days in the 1960s, taking drugs.
“I looked like John the Baptist coming out of the woods but I wasn’t eating locusts, baby. My candy was LSD! I was taking it like candy.”
Did anyone expect anything like this to come out? It came pretty much out of the left field.
Basically, they wanted to let us know that there was time they were ashamed of their daughter, but not now.
What do you think about it all?
Hit the comments!
Friday, February 26, 2016
Tori Spelling & Luke Perry"s 90210 Throwback Wins Instagram
It gives me great pleasure when seeing stars post throwback photos on Instagram.
Never more was this pleasure apparent than yesterday, when Tori Spelling shared a memory from her 18th birthday party in February 1991.
Spelling’s Beverly Hills, 90210 co-star, 25-year-old Luke Perry embraced his co-star as costume earrings (or real? Borrowed from Candy?) dangled from Spelling’s ears.
“Celebrating my 18th Birthday with my friend and co-star and envy of millions of girls everywhere (ha ha!) #LukePerry at Bar One which was an iconic Hollywood Club in the 90’s! #TBT #90210,” Spelling wrote.
Back in October 2015, Spelling admitted to Entertainment Tonight that she crushed hard on her co-star.
“From the very first episode Luke Perry was on, I had a mad crush on him,” Spelling admitted, but denied they ever slept together.
“What everyone felt on TV, we all felt in real life.”
The show premiered on Fox on October 4th, 1990, and ran for ten seasons.
“Some of my closest friends, actually turned out to be on this show,” Perry said in a 1993 interview.
“I didn’t think it was gonna be like that at first. When this [show] is over, the friends will stay.”
According to Wikipedia (I know), Perry originally auditioned for the role of Steve Sanders (which went to Ian Ziering, thank God).
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