Cherish How This Weatherman Pays Homage to Madonna

Mike Thomas is at it again.

The Fox5 meteorologist in D.C. – who went viral a few months ago for quoting Taylor Swift in his forecast when that singer played a concert in town – went ahead with the same gimmick in honor of Madonna over the weekend.

"Now some boys try and some boys lie but I don’t let them play. I’m gonna nail this forecast today,” he says at the outset of this report. “Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose there’s nothing to it."

Thomas went on to Vogue a bit (seriously!), while using as many Madonna song titles and lyrics in the course of a few minutes as he could muster. To wit:

“Some parts of the region will be touched for the very first time by rain this month on Saturday, so grab, grab that umbrella as you head down to the concert."

It"s all pretty amazing. Sit back and cherish this forecast now.

Guy Gets Blackout Drunk On Airplane, Pees On The Other Passengers In His Sleep! Flight Nightmare Come True!

World, meet Jeff Rubin.

Mr. Rubin found himself passed-out drunk on a red-eye flight from Anchorage, Alaska to Portland, Oregon, when nature called.

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And when nature calls… nature often can’t be bothered with civilized, elitist things like, ya know, getting up and walking to the tiny airplane bathroom to take care of business.

So Jeff Rubin did what any self-respecting insanely drunk person would do: with about a half hour left in his flight, he woke, stood up, peed all over the passengers in front of him, fell backwards mid-stream, caught the passengers sitting next to him in his urinary attack, and promptly went back to sleep.

Ew!!!

Passenger Suzanna Caldwell saw the whole thing unfold, and spoke to reporters about the… unique… flight:

“Everyone was actually pretty calm. At one point the officer was like, ‘Who got peed on?’ It’s not like anyone was screaming. I didn’t even realize anything had happened until the flight attendants came up to me and told me police were going to come onboard.”

Uhh…. We would’ve been screaming, Suzanna. How could you not?!?!

We bet when those passengers woke up, they were pissed! LOLz!

Of course, Rubin was arrested when the flight landed and booked in Multnomah County Jail.

[Image via Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office.]

Donald Trump Interviews "Himself" on Jimmy Fallon: WATCH!

Not surprisingly, late night hosts have been having a field day with Donald Trump"s presidential campaign.

Most of the time, the Donald is the butt of jokes (see: Stephen Colbert"s awesome Oreo-fueled rant), but sometimes he"s in on the gag.

Trump made an appearance on Jimmy Fallon"s Tonight Show recently, and he let the host demonstrate his impressive impersonation skills by serving as Trump"s man in the mirror.

Say what you will about Trump, the man occasionally shows an ability to laugh himself. We guess that"s a necessity when you"re going through life with that head of hair.

Amber Rose Wigs Out, Looks Nothing Like Amber Rose

Wow. We have a new entry in our collection of radical celebration transformations that must be seen to be believed.

Amber Rose shared an Instagram photo of herself over the weekend that, quite simply, looks nothing at all like any Amber Rose photo we’ve seen in the past.

It’s amazing what some serious hair extensions can do, huh?

Considering her plump lips, many are actually comparing Rose in this picture to Kylie Jenner… but we somehow doubt Amber used that 18-year old as inspiration.

See, Rose is good friends with Blac Chyna, who is in a never-ending feud with Kylie and Tyga due to her romantic past with the rapper.

Moreover, Rose herself has been known to get into it with the Kardashians, having incurred the wrath of Khloe Kardashian many months ago when she slammed Tyga for dating a woman as young as Kylie.

“so sick of these plastic a** hoes bullying ppl cuz they got the media outlets on payroll,” Rose Tweeted of the Kardashians in February.

Amber did, however, tell E! News in July that she was done fighting with members of that famous family. She just wants peace.

“I want to just end all – it’s hard for me to be a feminist and still have those loose ends,” she said of the feud. “I really don’t want argue with those girls. It’s not that serious to me.”

So perhaps this is some kind of homage to Kylie? Some kind of olive branch?

Nah. You’re right. It’s probably not.

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