Thursday, October 1, 2015

Code Black Season 1 Episode 1 Recap: Did Your Pulse Race?

Code Black is the anti-Grey’s Anatomy.


We didn’t open Code Black Season 1 Episode 1 with any sex between co-workers or any profound talk on elevators; that’s not what this new CBS drama is about.



Instead, the network is aiming for the next ER, a series medical procedural that focuses more on cases than the doctors who deal with them.



Not that the doctors aren’t important, of course. We still need to like the staff members who deal with intense cases everyday at Angels Memorial Hospital.


And they are:


  • Senior nurse Jesse Sallander (Luis Guzman), who refers to himself “your mama” because there’s nothing that happens at the hospital that he doesn’t know about.

  • Dr. Leanne Rorish (Marcia Gay Harden) a risk-taking residency director who is all about tough love and who is fueled by rage after an accident three years ago.

  • Christa Lorenson (Bonnie Somerville), a resident/mother who is often serves as Rorish’s punching bag.

  • Mario Savetti (Benjamin Hollingsworth), Lorenson’s younger colleague and, we’re just guessing here, her future love interest.

  • Neal Hudson (Raza Jaffrey), who oversees the Emergency Room.

On the premiere, Christa performs an emergency C-section in an ambulance while Dr. Rorish gives her instructions over the phone. This leads to a moment in which we learn Christa lost her son to cancer.


We also learn that Rorish lost “everyone” she loves somehow.



For the record, a Code Black takes place when there are more patients than resources at the hospital.


We’re told early on that the average hospital faces five per year, while the one featured here features nearly one per day.


So viewers can prepare for a lot of action, just not the bedroom kind Grey’s Anatomy has been so successful at portraying.


Go ahead and watch Code Black online to see if you’re interested in the other type of action

Honey Boo Boo"s Back — With A Music Video?! Check Out Her New Song Movin" Up That"s As Bad As It Sounds!

We can’t believe it either!


Honey Boo Boo is back in the news doing exactly what we’d expect her to do — trying to get attention!


After Boo Boo’s show was cancelled about a year ago, the former pageant queen is looking to gain some fame back and what better way than recording her first song — Movin’ Up — and releasing a video!


Video: Taylor Swift & HAIM Perform Hot In Herre With Nelly!


Not only that, but she got Mama June, Sugar Bear, and her sister Lauryn Shannon to help out along with singer and songwriter Adam Barta.


The cringeworthy song boasts the obnoxious yet unfortunately catchy lyrics:


“Honey Boo Boo Bop.
Do The Honey Boo Boo Bop.”



Still don’t believe us how bad it is? Ch-ch-check it out yourself (below) but don’t say we didn’t warn you!


[Image via Instagram.]

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner Will NOT Be Charged With Vehicular Manslaughter Or Any Crime

Z STAFF


EXCLUSIVE

0827-caitlyn-jenner-car-crash-INFPHOTO-01The L.A. County D.A. will NOT charge Caitlyn Jenner with vehicular manslaughter or any other crime in connection with the fatal car crash on PCH. 


The D.A. has rejected the case, saying she was not speeding, she hit the brakes though belatedly, and her conduct was not “unreasonable” based on all the facts.


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Jenner was driving inattentively when she slammed into a Lexus, sending the car into oncoming traffic where it struck a Hummer. The Lexus driver died at the scene


The accident was put under a microscope … the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. investigated the accident for almost 6 months before submitting a 161-page report to the D.A. The case was reviewed not by the D.A.’s Van Nuys satellite office — which would normally handle such cases — but by the Major Crimes Unit at D.A. headquarters in downtown L.A.


Jenner’s lawyer, Blair Berk, tells TMZ, ‘We believed from the start that a thorough and objective investigation would clear Caitlyn of any criminal wrongdoing.” Berk adds, “We are heartened the District Attorney has agreed that even a misdemeanor charge would not be appropriate.”


Berk goes on, “A traffic accident, however devastating and heartbreaking when a life is lost, is not necessarily a criminal matter.”



 


Derrick Rose -- Legal Hookers Offer Group Sex ... We"ll Take You And Your Friends

Z STAFF


EXCLUSIVE

0930_derrick-rose_sheris-ranch_gettyA Nevada brothel is offering Derrick Rose a multiple-partner sexing sanctuary … telling the Bulls star if he’s down with banging in a group setting … he should do if with professionals who won’t sue.


In case you missed it, Rose was hit with a lawsuit by a woman who claims the NBA star and his pals raped her in 2013 — but Rose claims she’s LYING .. insisting they had consensual group sex on multiple occasions. 


Enter the folks at Sheri’s Ranch — one of the biggest legal brothels in the country — who tell us there’s a way for Rose and crew to avoid pesky snafus in their search for group sex … nail prostitutes.


“The legal hookers at Sheri’s Ranch can take on Derrick Rose, his entire entourage, and the rest of the Chicago Bulls before breakfast, and without any unwanted residual effects like an embarrassing lawsuit.”


“Sheri’s understands that pro athletes have an over-average sex drive that requires over-average sex partners who are willing and able to give them the hardcore sex marathons they crave.”


No word if Rose will accept the offer … but it’s gotta be nice to know people care.