Totino"s Lady Rescues Pizza Rolls From Flood, Gives Amazing Interview

Step aside, Sweet Brown.

Keep it moving, Pizza Rat.

There"s a new viral star in town, and she loves cheese, pepperoni and finding the humor in potentially tragic events just as much as her predecessors.

As you"ve probably heard, Hurricane Joaquin caused record rains and serious flooding in the Southeast over the weekend.

One of the millions affected was the South Carolina native in the interview above.

Thankfully, the woman – whom the Internet has already dubbed "Totino"s Lady" – was able grab her dog and her favorite microwaveable bite-sized snack before she fled from her home.

Not only did Totino"s Lady bring some unexpected humor to a sad situation, she also reminded us one of the most important lessons in life:

There"s always time for pizza rolls.

LeAnn Rimes & Scheana Marie: Bonding Over Banging Eddie Cibrian?

Back in 2009, Eddie Cibrian was living the life of a Hollywood playboy and banging anything with a pulse.

That would be all well and good, were it not for the fact that Eddie was married to Brandi Glanville at the time.

Everyone knows that Eddie cheated on Brandi with LeAnn Rimes, but many have forgotten that LeAnn wasn’t Eddie’s only sidepiece.

Because one mistress apparently wasn’t enough, Eddie was also sleeping with Scheana Marie, who’s best known as one of the stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules.

Yes, Scheana works for Brandi’s friend Lisa Vanderpump. Awkward.

Even more awkward? The fact that Scheana and LeAnn are apparently BFFs, despite the fact that Scheana used to bang LeAnn’s husband while LeAnn was dating him. 

LeAnn and Scheana have even been known to give one another shout-outs on Twitter, such as when the reality star was rocking out to one of Mrs. Cibrian’s forgotten pop jams over the weekend:

“Rocking out on Pop2k with @MusicKillsKate and Can’t Fight the Moonlight comes on! Next karaoke song for me? @leannrimes lol,” Scheana tweeted.

Moments later, LeAnn tweeted back, “@scheanamarie @MusicKillsKate if there’s no video it never happened! #mustfilm.”

So we might soon have video of one of the women Eddie Cibrian cheated on his wife with singing a song by one of the other women Eddie Cibrian cheated on his wife with.

We imagine that’ll be pretty weird for Eddie. 

Hey, maybe this means LeAnn and Brandi can be friends one day, after all!

Brave French Bulldog Runs Hulking Bears Off Property

It"s not the size of the dog in the fight, it"s the size of the fight in the…

… you know the rest.

But this video serves as hilarious, impressive proof of that maxim, as it features a 20-pound French Bulldog showing no fear whatsoever when two 100-plus pound bears dare to intrude on its family"s property.

Check out this amazing piece of surveillance footage to see the confrontation and to marvel over how there"s scarcely even a fight to be had.

Once it"s clear this Bulldog means business, these two massive animals scramble to get the heck out of there. Can you blame them?!?

Once Upon a Time Promo: Passion vs. Darkness

Emma was tasked with a frightening mission to close out Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 2.

As relayed by her inner-Rumpelstiltskin, she needs to find a hero to remove Excalibur from its stone.

If she can do so, Emma can do away with concerns about friends and family members and embrace her Dark Side forever.

Will she turn to Hook to complete this task on Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 3? Will he agree? Will passion overcome Darkness? Cany ANYthing overcome Darkness?

Go watch Once Upon a Time online if you need to catch up prior to next Sunday and check out the official ABC teaser now.