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Russell Westbrook had touched down in Denver — getting ready to take on the Nuggets — when all of the sudden … BOOM, IT’S MICHELLE OBAMA!!!
The Oklahoma City Thunder star has a game Friday night at the Pepsi Center — the same spot where Michelle O had...
Russell Westbrook Runs Into Michelle Obama
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Saturday, December 15, 2018
Russell Westbrook Runs Into Michelle Obama
Friday, December 14, 2018
Russell Westbrook Runs Into Michelle Obama
Breaking News
Russell Westbrook had touched down in Denver — getting ready to take on the Nuggets — when all of the sudden … BOOM, IT’S MICHELLE OBAMA!!!
The Oklahoma City Thunder star has a game Friday night at the Pepsi Center — the same spot where Michelle O had...
Russell Westbrook Runs Into Michelle Obama
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Ex-BET Host Terrence J"s $200,000 Car Destroyed as Driver Hits and Runs
A car registered to the former host of BET’s ‘106 & Park’ was totaled in a crash and the driver fled the scene … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Terrence J’s black McLaren hit a parking meter after his GF Jasmine Sanders…
Sunday, June 3, 2018
Rich the Kid Runs For Cover After Lil Uzi Vert Confronts Him at Starbucks
Another problem at Starbucks … but this time it ain’t the coffee company’s fault, because Lil Uzi Vert chased his enemy Rich the Kid right over the counter. It started on the streets of Philly — Uzi’s hometown. Rich was in town to perform…
Rich the Kid Runs For Cover After Lil Uzi Vert Confronts Him at Starbucks
Another problem at Starbucks … but this time it ain’t the coffee company’s fault, because Lil Uzi Vert chased his enemy Rich the Kid right over the counter. It started on the streets of Philly — Uzi’s hometown. Rich was in town to perform…
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Shaq Says Charles Barkley Beef Runs In The Family
Shaq and Charles Barkley’s love/hate relationship is actually in it’s second generation … that’s according to The Diesel, who says their mamas were friends and used to fight the exact same way. Chuck and Shaq get into HEATED arguments…
Friday, April 27, 2018
Tom Brady Runs Offensive Drills with UCLA Football Team
Josh Rosen out … TOM BRADY IN!!! The New England Patriots stud showed up to the UCLA football facilities in L.A. on Friday for a special workout with the Bruins players … and c’mon, how awesome is that?! Brady was throwing the ball…
Tom Brady Runs Offensive Drills with UCLA Football Team
Josh Rosen out … TOM BRADY IN!!! The New England Patriots stud showed up to the UCLA football facilities in L.A. on Friday for a special workout with the Bruins players … and c’mon, how awesome is that?! Brady was throwing the ball…
Monday, February 19, 2018
President Trump Blasts "Insecure" Oprah"s "60 Minutes" Report, Hopes She Runs Against Him
President Trump is ripping Oprah the journalist — for her report on his first year in office — but says he’s looking forward to defeating Oprah the candidate. Trump, apparently, changed the channel on his TV Sunday night just long enough to catch…
Friday, February 9, 2018
Kaley Cuoco Runs Into David Spade and Goes Gaga
Kaley Cuoco ran after David Spade not once … not twice … but THREE. DAMN. TIMES. And it looked like it had the guy thinking, “Just shoot me.” The ‘Big Bang Theory’ star was outside Craig’s in WeHo with a group of friends Thursday…
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Barney the Dinosaur Actor Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business!
If you had to guess what the actor who portrayed Barney the Dinosaur for a decade is doing now, what would you say?
If your guess was that he currently runs a tantric sex business, congratulations.
He describes how how “worships” his “goddess” clients, helping them to become spiritually unblocked while also helping them to experience powerful orgasms.
Your first thought might be “oh no, another cult guy.” After Smallville star Allison Mack was exposed as a “Master” in a sex slave cult and actor Andrew Keegan started his own religion, who could blame you?
This is a little different.
54-year-old David Joyner, who started this business in 2004, only sees women as his clients.
He charges $ 350 for a full, 3-to-4-hour session, and boasts 30 clients.
Services include a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and a massage. Oh, and powerful, “cosmic” orgasms.
In an interview with Vice, the former Barney and Friends actor describes his tantric sex business in unabashed detail.
“When the lingam [penis] and the yoni [vagina] meet, there’s a certain energy that takes place that hands on the body alone cannot create,”
These are fairly common tantric terms, but we’d mention that, as the article notes, there are many tantric practices that don’t even require touching.
“Even through G-spot massage, it’s still not the same energy that flows.”
He says that his current work isn’t entirely unrelated to his work wearing the Barney costume.
“The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love. Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love.”
Now, though, he doesn’t use his yogic skills to entertain children, but to work as a healer.
“Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”
David Joyner describes how his yoga practices played into his work when, from 1991 to 2001, he portrayed Barney the Dinosaur.
“Before I got into the [Barney] costume, I would pray and ask God to allow his loving divine spirit to flow through me through the costume and let that draw the kids. That energy would always draw them in.”
He was noted for a particularly exuberant portrayal while wearing the costume. (Note: he did not provide the voice)
“Children are more connected spiritually than [adults].”
If he says so.
“A lot of times when I see infants and I’m out and about at the grocery store or whatever, they start staring at me. I make the joke, ‘You know who I am.’”
Now, brace yourselves, because his descriptions get a little explicit.
“When you go down on a woman (orally), it should be just like you’re saying grace, like blessing the food you’re about to receive. No food in the world can compare to goddess nectar because spirit is involved.”
This is up there with Game of Thrones‘ famous sexposition.
“Before you taste the goddess nectar, give thanks. Say grace. I would love women to understand how powerful that energy is.”
Oh boy.
“Once the lingam is inside the yoni, there’s a technique where you don’t even move. You’re harmonizing spiritually and consciously, as you’re looking into each other’s eyes, and you’re feeling each other’s energy take place. This is about energy moving up.”
Again, as Vice mentions, other tantric practitioners balk at the idea that actual, penetrative sex is standard or necessary in most cases.
“A lot of women have never really had spiritual sex.”
The captions on his oldest Instagram post read:
“As a Tantra Massage Specialist and Energy Healer: The basic philosophy of Tantra is that all women are Goddesses, and when touching a Goddess or being intimate with a Goddess you should also understand you’re touching the hand of God and her spiritual connection with God.”
We don’t know how many tantric practitioners would agree with that characterization.
And this next line just about killed us.
“Stay thirsty my friends, but remember you’re drinking pure holy water.”
That line … we cannot unread. It’s going to haunt us for the rest of our lives.
In fact, every part of this is going to haunt us for the rest of our lives.
You start of reading this wondering if Barney went on to lead a cult. By the time that you finished, you may have concluded that David Joyner is some sort of New Age gigolo.
It sounds like some Tantric practitioners might agree.
This actually brings to mind the infamous Phoenix Temple Case, where prosecutors believed that the Phoenix Goddess Temple was a religious front for standard, run-of-the-mill sex work. In that case, the jury sided with the prosecution.
While obviously sex work shouldn’t be illegal, some question where the line is crossed between sex work and spiritual practices. Sex holds sacred value in many faiths and in various non-religious spiritual paths … but where is the dividing line.
Anyway, if reading this results in any nightmares involving Sex Guru Barney, i will never sleep again.
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Donald Trump Pardons Turkey, Runs Afowl of the Internet
Every year in November, the President of the United States pardons a turkey.
But there"s never been a President of the United States quite like Donald Trump.
Therefore, Twitter had an understandable field day with photos of Trump at the pardoning ceremony, turning this annual tradition into a running joke, memorable meme style.
See what we mean below…
1. Sorry, Stovetop
Try harder to be the BEST next year.
2. Yes, Trump is a Turkey
But don’t pardon him!
3. Wait, You Want Me to Touch a Turkey?
Yeah, right. Bring me my towels!
4. Picture Him Making the Dr. Evil Laugh
That will make this one even funnier.
5. Maybe I’m Not Actually Pro-Elephant Hunting
These guys are pretty cute.
6. Just Kill Me Now
Get me out of this photo op, please.
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
TMZ Live: Tyrese: Baby Mama Runs To Cops
ON TODAY’S SHOW Justin Bieber: Home Hit By Trespasser Kendall Jenner: Cozying Up At Charlie Sheen’s Harvey Weinstein: More Trouble Drake’s Wild 31ST Birthday Party
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Dr. Phil Runs Into Skateboarder with Car, Ambulance Called
Dr. Phil’s car insurance might be going up soon, because he ran into a skateboarder in a crosswalk … and all signs point to the TV host being at fault. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Dr. Phil was driving out of a parking lot near Universal…
Friday, September 22, 2017
Bill Belichick Runs for the Hills On CTE Questions, "I"m Not a Doctor"
Here’s Bill Belichick passing the buck like he’s Tom Brady when asked about how the New England Patriots inform players about the dangers of CTE. With Aaron Hernandez’s fiancee suing the Pats and the NFL for allegedly hiding key information…
Sunday, September 3, 2017
Burning Man: Guy Runs Into Flames of Burning Statue, Airlifted to Burn Center
A man was airlifted to the hospital this weekend after he ran head-on into a sea of fire at the Burning Man festival … and it was all caught on camera. Here’s how it went down … a guy literally sprinted past fire crews Saturday night that…
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Justin Bieber Runs Into Paparazzo with His Car: Get the Details
If Justin Bieber was looking to shift focus away from his abrupt and controversial tour cancelation…
… this was one way to do it, we guess.
The singer hit a member of the paparazzi with his car on Thursday night.
According to People Magazine, Bieber was leaving City Church just before 9:30 p.m. when he encountered a number of photographers at the end of the building’s driveway.
“He tried to scare away the paparazzi but as he neared the group, he accidentally hit one of the photographers who was in his path,” a source tells the publication.
It’s unclear what this individual means by saying Bieber was attempting to frighten the gaggle of onlookers.
Did he simply gun the engine? Did he make a sudden and quick move with his vehicle?
Pictures snapped at the scene depict Bieber getting out of his car and checking on the victim, with TMZ reporting he remained by the man’s side for about eight to 10 minutes.
He didn’t leave until paramedics arrived on the scene.
TMZ also claims that the right side tire on Bieber’s truck very clearly rolled over the unnamed paparazzo.
He suffered non-life-threatening injuries and is expected to be just fine.
Bieber, meanwhile, spoke briefly to police before getting a ride home with a friend.
Someone else close to the artist drove his truck home.
This has been quite the week for Justin Bieber.
As previously mentioned and reported, he pulled the plug on his Purpose World Tour with just 14 dates remaining.
Insiders initially alleged Bieber was simply tired and needed a break, but multiple follow-up reports have actually pointed to Bieber’s growing affiliation with Hillsong Church.
Sources have said Bieber has become very close with the organization’s founder, Carl Lentz, and a series of recent discussions convinced Justin that he should not be playing concerts at the moment.
The church leader did not encourage Bieber to arrive at this decision; he made it on his own, for mostly unclear reasons.
Various crew members are allegedly “pissed” at Bieber because the tour ending means they’re out of work.
Fans, meanwhile, are wondering whether Bieber is done with music completely as a result of this religious awakening.
“He’s becoming the Tom Cruise of that church,” an insider told TMZ this week of the creepy relationship between Bieber and Lentz.
The superstar also has a rather shoddy driving history.
Most notably, Justin was arrested in early 2014 on suspicion of DUI, but he’s also been cited for reckless driving on multiple occasions over the years.
In this case, it sounds like an accident. And it sounds like the paparazzi must be partly to blame if they really did make it difficult for Bieber to maneuver around them.
But still.
We’re not saying Bieber hit anyone on purpose.
It simply remains hard to give Justin the benefit of almost any doubt at this point.
Thursday, June 29, 2017
Kellyanne Conway Runs Like Hell from Trump"s Twitter Attack on Mika Brzezinski
Even Kellyanne Conway has NO defense for President Trump’s verbal attack on Mika Brzezinski … because she tried every possible tactic to avoid the topic. We got Trump’s Counselor Thursday morning on Capitol Hill — just a few hours after his…
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
Johnny Manziel Runs Throwing Drills With Odell Beckham (PHOTO)
Johnny Manziel recruited one of the best receivers in the league this week to help with his NFL comeback — Odell Beckham!! We’re told Manziel and OBJ hit the gridiron for some passing drills while hanging with Odell’s custom cleat…
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
2017 Met Gala Fashion -- Hits, Runs and Errors (PHOTO GALLERY)
Just when you thought you were starting to understand fashion … in cometh the 2017 Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art. But just because you have no idea what’s going on in the fashion world doesn’t mean you can’t gawk and, way…
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