Drunk College Student Wants Mac & Cheese, Gets Arrested Instead

We"ve all been there. It"s late; perhaps you"ve enjoyed a few adult beverages, and some greasy, salty concoction that would probably nauseate you at any other time is suddenly your Holy Grail.

Fortunately, unlike 19-year-old Luke Gatti, most of us aren"t willing to literally fight for our colon-clogging booze-sponge treat of choice.

The problem, it seems, is that Luke walked into his school"s cafeteria area with an open container and was denied service. As you can see in the footage above, he didn"t take it well.

The man really wanted some "f–king bacon jalapeño mac and cheese" – so much so that he was willing to go to jail for it.

Due to his unthinkably douchey behavior, Gatti was arrested and charged with breach of peace and criminal trespass.

His first court date is October 15, and he may be facing expulsion from school.

Sadly, Luke never got his mac and cheese. On the bright side, the video of his heroic showdown is up there with drunk late night snack wife and pretty much any footage of Jessica Simpson as one of our favorite booze-soaked viral clips of all time.

And for that, we thank you.

 

Mark Burton: Cathriona White Husband Identified

Cathriona White’s body has been released from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office, with her newly-identified husband Mark Burton in control.

Cathriona White Suicide

“Cathriona White’s body was released Monday,” a Medical Examiner’s office official said of Jim Carrey’s on-off girlfriend, who died last week.

The 30-year-old White’s family arrived stateside last week in order make arrangements to bring her body back to her native Ireland.

However, news of her body’s release comes one day after it was discovered that Cathriona White had a husband listed as a next of kin.

According to Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter, her husband, Burton, and would have to sign over control in order for her family to take it.

“The next of kin has to relinquish the body to her family,” says Winter, who would not comment further on this “private family matter.”

While little is known about Burton and White’s marriage, a source confirmed that they were in fact separated at the time of her death.

“She was going to start divorce proceedings in December,” says the source, noting that Carrey would not publicly date her otherwise.

Sources in her home town of Cappawhite, Ireland, say few in the town were aware she was married, however, including some relatives.

Burton, 51, currently lives in L.A., and both he and White worked in the entertainment industry, crossing paths on several projects.

White, a makeup artist, is believed to have committed suicide at home, with four prescription drugs under a Carrey alias at the scene.

“There were four prescriptions: Ambien, Percocet, Propranolol and Zofran … [they] were not [written] in her name,” Winter revealed.

A source adds that Carrey had no idea the medication was missing:

“[Cathriona] took them from his house. He had no idea. He wasn’t actively using them and therefore had no idea they were even missing.”

“There is no criminal investigation on him,” the insider says of the grieving actor, “and he has already spoken to authorities.”

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Kylie Jenner Hangs With Caitlyn Jenner, Rocks Blue Lips For Bullying Prevention Day

Recently, Kylie Jenner took up the cause of bullying prevention.

As someone who’s spent her entire life in the public eye, it’s a problem with which she had plenty of firsthand experience.

After witnessing the hate speech and death threats directed at Caitlyn Jenner following her debut on the cover of Vanity Fair, Kylie says the cause became even more near and dear to her heart.

So what better way to celebrate World Bullying Prevention Day than to step out with Caitlyn Jenner and rock the color of the anti-bullying movement on her famous lips?

“Wearing blue lips today in honor of world bullying prevention,” Kylie posted, along with the pic above.

“#BlueShirtDay2015 #WorldBullyingPreventionDay wear blue and post a pic with the hashtags! Spread love & you will receive. Nothing can be done if we don’t do it together!”

Unfortunately, the same day that Kylie sent a wonderful message to her millions of young fans, she also set a terrible example with yet another “waist training” photo.

We don’t give her too much flak, as obviously no one is perfect, and unlike her sisters, Kylie can use the fact that she’s only 18 as an excuse for falling for jumping on board with the world’s dumbest fitness trend.

Still, she’s clearly aware of how much influence she carries, and we’re hoping she continues to use it for good, and not for encouraging teens to smush their internal organs in the name of beauty.

Liam Payne & Louis Tomlinson: Fighting on Stage! WATCH!

Following the departure of Zayn Malik, fans of 1D were hoping there would be no further strife within the band.

Unfortunately, footage from a concert in Manchester over the weekend had thousands of fans concerned that strife within the band could lead to the long-rumored breakup of One Direction.

As you can see, the video above appears to show Liam Payne offering some harsh words to his bandmate Louis Tomlinson before giving him a quick shove.

Fortunately, witnesses say Liam and Louis were just horsing around and the shove may have looked harsh, it"s just how the boys pass the time on stage.

We don"t blame them. They"ve gotta be sinck of hearing Harry belt out that solo.