Kris Jenner Marries... Faye Resnick to Everett Jack!

According to various tabloid reports, Kris Jenner may marry Corey Gamble as some kind of ratings and PR move on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But that’s for another day.

Over the weekend, Jenner instead went ahead and married… close friend Faye Resnick to her fourth husband!

Indeed, the reality star officiated Resnick’s wedding to lawyer Everett Jack on Sunday, as the event was held at Jenner’s mansion in Calabasas.

As you can see in the above selfie, Kyle Richards was on hand, along with her daughter Portia.

Sources tell TMZ that Khloe Kardashian also attended the event.

Jenner and Resnick were both good friends of Nicole Brown Simpson, the ex-wife of O.J. Simpson who was almost definitely killed by her famous former husband.

Kris, of course, was married to Robert Kardashian for many years, O.J.’s close pal and one of attorneys who helped him beat murder charges in the death of Nicole.

Resnick, meanwhile, actually appeared this season on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and has recurred for awhile now on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Taylor Swift-Calvin Harris Breakup: Was the Singer"s Squad to Blame?

Earlier today, we reported that Taylor Swift has dumped Calvin Harris, and the ex-couple is currently doing their best to keep the story out of the press.

That’s not surprising, as the rumors circulating online today, are pretty embarrassing for both parties.

First we heard that Caylor called it quits because of Harris’ fondness for “happy ending” massage parlors. 

Now, sources are claiming that Taylor’s famous “squad” might be to blame for the breakup.

It seems Taylor’s girlfriends are such a major part of her life that Calvin eventually got frustrated by the lack of alone time.

“It seems to bug him that her friends always appear to be around whenever they hang out,” an insider tells the UK’s Metro magazine.

The source claims that between the media and the squad, life with Taylor was simply too much for Harris to handle.

“Calvin has found the circus surrounding their relationship overwhelming,’ the insider claims. ‘It was incredibly intense so they’ve taken a step back and are cooling things off.”

Apparently, part of the problem was that both the press and Taylor’s chick clique were frequently buzzing about rumors that Harris and Swift were engaged.

“Talk of them marrying freaked them both out, neither is ready and suddenly having all this speculation took its toll,” says the source.

It probably didn’t help that Calvin’s preferred method of coping with the stress of a public relationship involved frequenting Thai massage parlors. Just sayin’.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!

Selena Gomez on Justin Bieber: No Hard Feelings!

Selena Gomez has once again spoken out on Justin Bieber.

With the release of a new album and with a new tour on tap, the 23-year old is trying to close doors on many issues from her past.

Specifically, she’s trying to move far away from her relationship with Bieber.

But it isn’t easy.

“I think people really wanted to see me fail,” Gomez tells Refinery 29 of her history as Bieber’s girlfriend.

“I’d sit down in an interview and get the most harshly asked questions. Of course I got my heart broken. Of course I was pissed about it…. I was so disappointed, because I never wanted my career to be a tabloid story.”

Over the past several weeks, in promoting her new music, Gomez has touched on Bieber in numerous interviews.

She lamented the way websites only focused on her Bieber answers in a previous Q&A. But she also teased that she might one day get back together with him

And why not? The stars are not on bad terms.

“At this point, there is no anger. There’s closure in a very good, healthy way. We’ve seen each other. I’m always encouraging and I am proud of his journey.

“I think people are making it out to be something that is more tragic than it really was. We grew up together. We both made mistakes. That’s it.”

That probably isn’t it.

But as long as Selena is happy at the moment, we are happy for her.

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez Instagram Photos

Michelle Obama Smashes Champagne Bottle Like a Boss

If at first you don"t succeed… and then at second you don"t succeed… firm up your muscles, turn your face deadly serious… and smash the HECK out of that champagne bottle dammit!

That"s what Michelle Obama does here at least.

The First Lady christened a new Navy submarine Saturday at a shipyard in Connecticut, serving as the ship’s sponsor and breaking a bottle of champagne against its side, as called for by tradition.

But, despite arms that are the envy of every woman on the planet, Obama could not properly break the bottle her first two times swinging it against the submarine.

She broke it to bits the third time, however, mugging hilariously for the camera upon doing so.

Seriously, you HAVE to see Michelle"s expression once that glass shatters. This is a woman never to be messed with.