Martin Shkreli: Pharma Douche Got So Mad at Bernie Sanders He Pretended to Punch a Wall

You may remember Martin Shkreli as the douche who jacked up the price of a life-saving drug by more than 5,000 percent.

People all over the Internet set aside their political differences and banded in together in their shared hatred of Shkreli, eventually shaming him into promising to lower the cost of the drug.

A month later, he has yet to actually do so, because, well…he sucks.

If you happen to be the one person who has any doubts about Shkreli’s suckiness (Hi, Martin!), perhaps your mind will be changed by the hilarious tale of how this sh-tbag got so mad at a presidential candidate that he decided to fake a toddler tantrum:

It all started when Shkreli attempted to troll Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders by donating $ 2,700 to his presidential campaign.

When Sanders awesomely refused the donation and decided instead to donate the same amount to a public health clinic, Shkreli got so mad that he stamped his little feet until someone paid attention.

“SO ANGRY AT @BernieSanders I COULD PUNCH A WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Shkreli tweeted last night.

As if that weren’t melodramatic enough, he followed it up by tweeting, “Ugh, does anyone know how to treat a wrist fracture without going to a hospital?”

When a follower asked, “Doofus you actually punched the wall, huh?” Shkreli replied, “yeah and now one bone is sticking out.”

This is where the con gets elaborate – and hilariously lame.

In an effort to prove that he’s a totally pissed off badass and not a pale virgin with a trust fund, Shkreli tweeted a photo of his “broken wrist.”

Fortunately, the folks at Gawker quickly pointed out that he clearly just pulled an image from the web and photoshopped his name onto it. 

Once busted, Shkreli desperately backpedaled with the old OMG, I was totally joking, LOLZ! Gotcha! routine.

Of course, anyone who’s ever dealt with a remorseful toddler or the worst kind of grownup douche has seen this routine before and can recognize how sadly hilarious and hilariously sad it is.

In conclusion, Martin Shkreli remains the worst.

Ben Affleck: Falling Apart, Moving in With Mother in Wake of Divorce?

It’s been almost four months since Ben Affleck announced his divorce from Jennifer Garner, and the couple has gone to great lengths to maintain the illusion that they’re doing just fine and putting their kids’ needs first.

However, sources close to Affleck say the actor/director has been in rough shape since his marriage ended, and he’s reportedly been self-destructing worse than ever in recent weeks.

Last we heard from Ben, he was picking up chicks with Jon Hamm and ostensibly enjoying the single life.

But now, insiders claim the partying was all part of an attempt on Ben’s part to convince himself that all was well, when in reality, he’s missing family life in a big way. 

“Ben’s in a pretty bad way,” a source tells Grazia magazine. “He’s not really taking care of himself, he’s not shaving, hardly washing and eating a lot of junk food and his mum can’t bear to see him like this.

“She convinced him to stay in their family home so she could nurse him back to health. Now she’s really pushing for him to move in full-time once he starts filming.”

Well, Ben eating his feelings would help explain the somewhat un-superheroic shape he seems to be in these days.

But hey, maybe he’s just preparing to play a depressed Bruce Wayne in the upcoming Batman Binges. It’s just like Batman Begins, except instead of going toe-to-toe with Scarecrow, the Dark Knight faces off with a tub of Cool Whip.

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Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Super Slim Stomach

With Lamar Odom on the road to recovery, the Kardashians and Jenners can return to what they do most:

Pose for revealing photos on Instagram.

Over the weekend, for example, Kylie Jenner showed off a self-described dope new haircut, and now Kourtney Kardashian is here with a look at her super slim body.

“Working out is one of the only things that helps when I’m feeling anxious,” Kourtney wrote as a caption, likely making a reference to last week’s Odom situation.

Kardashian’s former brother-in-law, Odom fell unconscious after partying for days at a brothel in Nevada.

He was rushed to the hospital and remained in a coma for multiple days after tests revealed foreign substances in his system, including cocaine.

All of the Kardashians rushed to be by Lamar’s side, with Khloe refusing to leave until her estranged husband is fully on the mend.

Meanwhile, Kourtney was faced with an issue regarding her estranged ex as well, with Scott Disick checking into rehab for alcohol abuse last week.

Let’s hope Disick and Odom both overcome their personal demons and, for the sake of their children at the very least, both live long and healthy lives.

And let’s hope Kourtney Kardashian keep posing with very few layers of clothing on!

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This is the Worst Game Show Answer You"ll Ever See

There have been plenty of embarrassing Wheel of Fortune moments over the years.

Remember the guy who cost himself $ 1 million by mispronouncing a word? Or the person whose ignorance over the Seven Dwarfs cost her a pretty penny or two?

But there"s really no way around it: the video featured here depicts the single WORST Wheel of Fortune puzzle guest of all-time.

How come? Because the poor contestant somehow manages to change one of the already-completed words, coming up with an answer that makes absolutely no sense.

We"ll chalk this one up to nerves, but we"ll still laugh at the response. Because how can you not?!?

See it for yourself here.