Scott Disick: I Will Spend EVERYTHING to Win Kourtney Back!

According to the latest rumors surrounding Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian, the Lord is ready to pull out all the stops to win her back.

An uphill battle? Yes. A desperate attempt? Clearly. But these qualify as desperate times, and he’s got the measures to match …

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No sooner was Scott linked to Lina Sandberg than his inner circle publicly told anyone who’d listen that he’s not dating Lina Sandberg.

Then came talk of a “desperate” attempt at getting back with the mother of his children, complete with a very un-Disick-like mea culpa.

Sources close to the Lord say Scott is nothing without Kourtney and is committed to being a sober, upstanding parent and human being.

Many onlookers saw the public Lina “breakup” as a ploy for Kourt’s love, especially given some of the quotes attributed to his camp.

“Scott’s always with Kourtney. Even when he’s not actually with her, he’s ‘with’ her. Their relationship will always stand the test of time.”

“Scott owes everything to Kourtney, and while at times he does a lousy job showing it … he knows he’s nothing, he’s lost without her.”

Seriously. Dude is launching quite the shadow PR campaign.

It’s far from clear whether Kourtney may warm up to his overtures, but insiders say his bid to win her back might not be totally in vain.

Saying he’s “nothing” without her is just a tease, we’re told.

Disick’s net worth, reportedly in the healthy eight-figure range (somehow), is at least as much as Kourtney’s, and he’s gonna use it.

Sources ssay he’ll spend as much of it as becomes necessary to earn her trust, and won’t rest until she gives him another shot.

He’s certain that sooner or later she will … and maybe he’s right, but in the meantime, we don’t suggest checking out the gallery below.

Could be a little disheartening. Or maybe he should look at it as motivation to try that much harder. Either way, she looks unreal lately …

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Kody Brown: DUMPED By THREE Sister Wives?!

Affable, terribly-coiffed Sister Wives star Kody Brown may be down to a singular Sister Wife if this new tabloid report is to be believed.

The new issue of Life & Style claims that the father of 18 (yes, 18) has been dispatched by not one, not two, but three of his four wives!

Could this be the end of the polygamous family?

Kody fourth wife, Robyn Brown welcomed his 18th child last weekend, giving birth to a baby girl at the (huge) family’s Las Vegas home.

It was the second baby for Robyn and Kody; Robyn has three kids from a previous relationship, and those three were adopted by Kody.

If you watch Sister Wives online, you know Kody had to divorce his first (and legal) wife to marry Robyn and make that adoption happen.

Amazingly, it is neither that drama or the Meri Brown catfishing scandal which has three wives packing their bags – allegedly – this week.

The celebrity news (term used loosely) publication claims that there’s another woman involved, and she’s letting the cat out of the bag.

What proverbial cat would that be? And what bag?

Honestly, we have no clue, but with Janelle Brown, Christine Brown, Meri Brown and Robyn Brown, Kody has his polygamous hands full.

On his best day. On his worst? Look out.

The magazine cover above claims that this epic rift is already in progress, which we highly doubt. But it does beg one interesting question:

If there truly were an affair or a scandal that tore this family apart, would he even have a legal leg to stand on with the other three wives?

The Browns moved to Nevada because of the Silver State’s lax enforcement of marriage laws, but he can still only marry once legally.

In other words, his other three “spiritual” unions could simultaneously implode very, very quickly in some hypothetical scenario. 

Stay tuned.

Kris Jenner Gains Over 70 Lbs! Eats Her Feelings! (Report)

Say what you want about Kris Jenner, but no one deserves this kind of publicity.

When the females at Star Magazine were putting this issue together, did they stop and think, “Hmm, body-shaming is not only frowned upon, it’s kind of the most awful thing you can do to a woman.”

This week’s cover features a back shot of the Kardashian matriarch boarding a ship, with unflattering shots set again at “72-lb weight gain” headline.

“Kris was practically unrecognizable,” an onlooker in St. Barts told the magazine of seeing Jenner and her boyfriend, Corey Gamble over the holidays.

“She gained about 72 lbs. in the second half of 2015.”

The report claims that Jenner recently lost focus after losing weight last summer in an effort to “look better than Caitlyn [Jenner],” going from a 1500-calorie/day diet to 6,000.

“It’s really sad because she was in the best shape of her life last summer,” the source pointed out.

“She had stepped up her workouts and was eating really healthfully, even cutting down on the booze. But she couldn’t keep it up.”

The source said that the stress of Rob Kardashian being hospitalized, Lamar Odom’s health, and Scott Disick’s breakdown have taken its toll on Jenner, whom Star claims is “headed towards a serious crisis.”

Gossip Cop refutes this claim, pointing out how great Jenner looked on January 12th while washing The Bachelor host Chris Harrison’s hair.

We can only assume that the photo was doctored to make Jenner look bigger than she actually is, which is very messed up.

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Engaged AGAIN?!

As you may have heard, reports that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together surfaced online earlier this month, after the couple spent New Year’s Eve together in Liam’s native Australia.

Now, it seems the reunited couple is picking up right where they left off.

Insiders say Miley has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s still “in love with Liam,” and the couple – who called off their engagement in 2013 – are already planning the next phase of their relationship.

“They’re already talking about a wedding,” an insider tells Life & Style. “Miley says she can’t wait to be Mrs. Hemsworth and wants to get married as soon as possible, maybe this spring. She’s saying she wants the biggest wedding ever.”

Miley is known for not caring about how she’s perceived by the public, but it seems that when it comes to Liam, she wants the world to know how serious she is:

“[Miley] is loving the way they have reconnected and are working on a future,” says the source.

“She will do anything to keep it going strong. She is embracing her second chance. They are working on it day by day, but she wants to be exclusive and official and have everyone know they are back on with no questions asked.”

We hope this rumor is true if only so that we can witness the circus-on-LSD glory of a Miley Cyrus wedding.

Sure, Lady Gaga is engaged, but she’s entered that boring phase of her career where she wants to be taken seriously by old people.

You know Miley would come down the aisle on the back of an elephant, naked and twerking. 

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