Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Kim Kardashian Teams with Atkins to Be a Terrible Person

Kim Kardashian is raising her taking her awful role modeling game to new, shameful heights.



The mother of two, who gave birth to son Saint West on December 5, simply won’t shut up about her NEED to shed absolutely all of her pregnancy weight as soon as humanly possible.


And it’s not enough for Kim to publicize this desire, now she’s set to make boatloads of cash off of it.


“Teaming up w/ @AtkinsInsider because it works for me!” Kim Tweeted on Tuesday evening.


“So much variety on #Atkins40 and Harvest Trail Bars = YUM.


“I’m so excited! I’m 30 lbs down today but 40 to go! I’m so focused. I will show u guys my workouts on my app & share my Atkins plan too!”


In other words: I will rake in the cash from my endorsement deal with Atkins AND I will charge my fans money every month to see my workouts online.


Back in 2013, Kardashian also talked openly about the Atkins Diet and how it helped her pad her bank account lose weight.


We’re not sure why Kim doesn’t just put a corset around her waist and get her bikini body back that way instead…



Via her latest nauseating message, Kardashian added:


“I gained 60lbs during my pregnancy but have been an extra 10 lbs up for the last few years so it’s time to really get to my goal…


“This is going to be soooo fucking hard but I can do it and I can’t wait to share it all with you! #BeastMode #WhosWithMe ?!?!?!”


As we’ve said before: Go ahead and lose all the weigh you want, Kim. No one is stopping you, no one is judging you on that alone.


But to constantly bring this topic up is disgusting.


Not all new mothers have a contract with Atkins. Not all new mothers can afford a personal chef and/or a personal trainer. Not all new mothers have a flexible job schedule.


Many new mothers are juggling work with raising their child and taking care of a home and maybe losing every last pound from being pregnant isn’t a priority for them… AND THAT’S OKAY.


Stop making them feel as if they are somehow ugly or lazy or inferior just because the miracle of creating a life has left their body different from how it used to be.


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 8 Recap: Let"s Talk About Kim!

Picking up where last week left off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 8 featured another dose of Bethenny Frankel.


That’s right, it was Part II of RHOBH: Hamptons Edition!



It was also Part MMXCVI of the Kim Richards saga.


Big surprise there, we know. Who would’ve thunk.


“The topic of my sister always comes in, it always comes back to that,” Kyle said, and even Bethenny’s book signing was proof positive.


Kylie notes that regarding Kim Richards’ arrest for shoplifting at Target, “the whole story wasn’t on TMZ,” which will pique our curiosity.


Still, she’s getting a little bit tired of always talking about it.


“I am tortured, but it’s a personal thing,” she told Lisa Vanderpump at dinner. “It’s affected me deeply and I can’t talk about it.”


“There’s literally nothing anybody can do,” Kyle lamented.


Any idea to help Kim at this point, “I have f–king done.”


Recurring “friend” of the wives Faye Resnick told her, “If you don’t reach out to her and something happens, you’re going to be upset.”


Kyle accepts Faye’s candor, because she’s like family.


“I don’t know how I can even be helpful to her,” Kyle told Resnick, adding, “I need to have her in my life from a distance right now.” 


Erika Girardi said she has lost a family member to addiction and that she was familiar with the sad, helpless, powerlessness of it all. 

The gang then shared what keeps them up at night.


Vanderpump said she had no current troubles, which we would normally call B.S. on except for the fact that it’s Lisa Vanderpump.


Seriously, the woman’s middle name is nonplussed.


Eileen Davidson, by contrast, dropped a bombshell, revealing that she has had to overcome abuse in her love life. Pretty jarring.


Between that and Yolanda Foster’s health crisis, it’s not like the women of the 90210 are really all that different from us sometimes.


That’s all for this week. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, via the video above, in is entirety now.


Kate Plus 8 Season 4 Episode 7 Recap: K8 Plus D8!

Last night on Kate Plus 8 Season 4 Episode 7, the matriarch went on a blind date for the first time in forever, and a fancy one to boot.



That’s right, if you watch Kate Plus 8 online above, you will witness Kate Gosselin getting wined and dined like there’s no tomorrow.


By a man! Who is into her!


No, not Steve Neild!


Or Jeff Prescott!


“I’ve gone on less than a handful of dates in history since I’ve been divorced,” the 40-year-old said, teasing the night’s big storyline.


This blind date was orchestrated by her friend Deanna; Vann, from New York City, runs and was on a submarine in the U.S. Navy.


Sounds like a good catch, sure, but “the only reason I’m agreeing to it is that he’s a friend of Deanna’s,” said a clearly nervous Kate.


“I think it’s good for her to put herself out there and find a husband, so she doesn’t die alone,” said Mady, dutifully helping her prepare.


The kids all agreed they would be alright with Kate getting married again, though we’re guessing Jon Gosselin may have other thoughts.


In any case, Kate met Vann, then got into a helicopter he chartered. Like watching a real life episode of The Bachelorette up in here.


The actual dinner date went well, even as conversation turned to marriage and whether Vann could hypothetically handle eight kids.


Might as well cut to the chase, right?


They agreed to see each other again, took a selfie to send to Deanna, then parted ways awkwardly with no PDA. On camera at least.


“I have kids who are going to be watching. There can’t be any good-night kisses here! Cameras or no cameras, I don’t know what the rules are.”


“I’m not good at this dating stuff.”


Hey, gotta start somewhere.


The Flash Season 2 Episode 10 Recap: Slowly Poked

A new villain made his presence strongly felt on The Flash Season 2 Episode 10.



His name was Turtle and let’s just get the jokes out of the way now: he did not sell tequila, nor did he hang around with anyone named E or Vince.


Instead, this was a metahuman who was able to slow down everything around him in order to steal anything he wanted. Including people.


This baddie was doing his evil thing just as Barry was contemplating revealing his identity to Patty, something Iris strongly encouraged him to do.


Not only did she deserve to know, Iris argued, but she would definitely be able to handle herself in situations of danger.


However, Earth 2 Dr. Wells disagreed, persuading Barry to keep the secret or risk Zoom going after Patty.


With Barry weighing his options, Turtle went after Patty, kidnapping her and forcing Barry to stop thinking about ways to open up to his girlfriend and start thinking of how to rescue her. Which he did do eventually.


He then planned to confess everything to Patty… only to learn that she’d decided to leave Central City to pursue her dream of becoming a CSI.



Elsewhere, Joe and Wally attempted to bond like father and son. But the latter wasn’t too pleased that his dad didn’t even know he existed, yet now wanted to act like some kind of happy family.


So the two decided to slow things down a bit, with Wally at least agreeing to get to know Joe little by little.


Meanwhile, Caitlin realized that Jay Garrick is ill and the only cure is to recover his speed lies with Zoom.


So now Caitlin is especially motivated to stop Zoom because no way can she deal with losing her love yet again.


Finally, as you’ll see when you watch The Flash online, EOBARD THAWNE RETURNED.


We concluded the episode with the Reverse Flash sprinting through what looked like the streets of Central City. What will this mean for Tema S.T.A.R. Labs?!?