Blac Chyna: Hooking Up With Rob Kardashian to Get Back at Kylie Jenner?!

Earlier today, we learned that Rob Kardashian is hooking up with Blac Chyna.

The news came as somewhat of a shock, as Blac is a sworn enemy of the Kardashian clan as a result of her long-standing feud with Kylie Jenner.

Additionally, Rob was recently diagnosed with diabetes, and he’s basically been living as a shut-in for the past two years, so it’s surprising to find out that he’s in a relationship with anyone.

Now, those closest to Rob are claiming it’s no coincidence that Blac is keeping her enemies close by taking advantage of the Kard clan’s most vulnerable member.

According to TMZ, Rob’s friends believe Blac is only after two things: publicity and revenge.

There’s ample evidence to suggest that they’re onto something:

News of the hookup was first leaked by Blac herself, who’s since deleted the photo she posted to Instagram of her with Rob’s heavily-tattooed arm around her. Sounds like a thirsty move if we ever heard one.

Now, Blac’s bestie, Amber Rose, has started following Scott Disick on Instagram, which has led many to believe that Blac and Amber are doing everything they can to mess with the Kards, all while giving their own popularity a boost.

Thus far, it seems to be working.

This morning, Khloe Kardashian lashed out at Rob on Twitter, and Blac has been trending on social media all day.

Looks like the Kylie and company may have underestimated Blac as a rival.

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Kate to the Queen: I Want a Tropical Vacation NOW!!!

You’d be forgiven for thinking the Duchess of Cambridge sounds a little bit like Veruca Salt, if this new report is anything to go by.

Celebrity Dirty Laundry claims that Catherine is “demanding a Royal holiday with Prince George and Princess Charlotte” after seeing personal photos shared by Princess Madeleine of Sweden on Facebook.

Madeleine, who married Anglo-American Chris O’Neill in June 2013, approaches her position with a more laid-back attitude, partially because there is a larger demand for photos of the British royals.

On January 20th, Her Royal Highness posted personal photos from a family vacation in the Maldives, after being pursued by the paparazzi.  

“Family time, sadly interrupted,” Madeleine wrote on Facebook. “What a pity we weren’t just asked for photos, because here are some sweet ones.”

The mom showed off photos of her two children, Princess Leonore (who turns 2 next month) and Prince Nicolas, 7 months, enjoying the warm weather.

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CDL alleges that Catherine wants to show off “casual photos” of her own family, which is hard to imagine given how fiercely protective she and William are of their two children.

Another point to negate this story is that Catherine takes an annual holiday with her own family to the Caribbean island of Mustique around this time of year

Since reasonable explanations are boring, let’s just pretend Catherine is stomping her feet inside Kensington Palace and throwing iPads at her aides, screaming, “I’m natural! I let my children eat ice cream on the beach! MY FAMILY IS SO CASUAL.”

CDL leaves you with these questions:

“Would Queen Elizabeth consider sanctioning a tropical vacation for Prince William, Duchess Kate, Prince George and Princess Charlotte?

“Even if Queen Elizabeth were to do so would Her Majesty allow the Duchess of Cambridge to willy-nilly share photos on Twitter or Facebook without permission?”

I need a lie-down.

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Jenelle Evans Files Larceny Charges Against Nathan Griffith

Earlier today, we reported that Nathan Griffith stole Jenelle Evans’ car so that he could use items that Evans had left inside the vehicle as evidence at his upcoming custody hearing.

Apparently, the car contained a stroller and other items that Griffith had purchased for their son, Kaiser, and Griffith wanted to show them to the judge as proof that he’s a fit parent.

It may be the first time in history that a crime was committed in order to impress a judge, and someone should really fill Nathan in on the magic of receipts, because his situation may have just gotten a whole lot worse.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Jenelle is seizing the opportunity to screw her ex over by pressing larceny charges. 

Apparently, Nathan can’t be charged for taking the car because it’s registered in both his and Evans’ names, so Jenelle is filing charges over the random crap he took out of the car:

“It’s a misdemeanor larceny charge,” a source with the New Hanover County Sheriffs Office tells Radar Online.

“She claims he took a car seat, bracelet, tanning lotion, clothing and some other items with a total value of a $ 1000.”

Reports vary as to what exactly Griffith stole from the car.

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Jenelle tweeted earlier that he didn’t steal the car seat, and according to one source, she’s single-handedly spending more money on tanning lotion than the entire cast of Jersey Shore:

“He took jewelry, an iPad, a car seat, stroller, her kids’ jackets, her jacket, tanning lotion worth a lot of money, and more,” one source explained. 

“Jenelle is going to get a new car, so she could care less about that, but Nathan’s not the greatest person for doing it in the first place and it hurts Jenelle so bad that he would do this to his own son.”

Yeah! How dare he condemn his son to a life of living with a mom with an uneven tan!

Camilla Makes The Queen Try Botox, Gets "Banished" From The Palace!

I can’t.  I literally CANNOT.

A few of you know that I dabble in royal studies, so I’d like to think I’m a credible source when it comes to separating fact from fiction.

The stories on Celebrity Dirty Laundry never disappointment it when it comes to outrageous rumors, to the point where I think, “Wow.  You guys should write for The Royals.”

Today I came across a story that involved the Queen, the Duchess of Cornwall and Botox.  What a trio!

According to CDL, Camilla is such a fan of Botox that she convinced Her Majesty, who will turn 90 in April, to give it a go.

This is a sovereign who, if feeling ill, will pop two Tylenol and take a brisk walk in the Scottish Highlands instead of a nap.  Volunteering for a Botox injection doesn’t sound like something the Queen would be keen on.

It’s alleged that both Camilla and the Duchess of Cambridge pop round to Dr. Feel Good every now and then to smooth out their wrinkles.

A source claims that “Duchess Camilla believed that passing along this information to Queen Elizabeth would be a great way to claw her way back into Queen Elizabeth’s good graces.”

It appears that Camilla informed the Queen that Botox had “virtually no side effects,” so Her Majesty “ordered the Royal dermatologist” to the palace, who administered a needle here and there over a six-month period.

Well, thanks to Camilla’s helpful advice, Her Majesty can “barely move her jaw to speak. Now, it’s also difficult for [Queen Elizabeth] to chew food. And smiling is out of the question.”

Camilla’s punishment?  “Banished from Buckingham Palace.”

Catherine is reportedly furious at Camilla for causing her granny-in-law pain, but is also psyched because it puts her ahead of Camilla in the non-existent popularity contest.

While I have no idea if Camilla and Catherine get Botox injections, I can’t imagine that the Queen would be convinced to give it a go.  

Her Majesty is not a vain woman, and never has been.  She does her own hair and makeup, was brought up in an era of austerity, and gets countless wears out of her outfits.

Both Camilla and Catherine do get facials from Heaven Skincare founder, Deborah Mitchell, creator of the famous “bee venom mask” that works as a natural face-lift by tightening and cleaning the skin.

Mitchell has called Camilla the “kindest, kindest person.”

Beyond that, it’s anyone’s guess how both royal women treat their face.  

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