I can’t. I literally CANNOT.
A few of you know that I dabble in royal studies, so I’d like to think I’m a credible source when it comes to separating fact from fiction.
The stories on Celebrity Dirty Laundry never disappointment it when it comes to outrageous rumors, to the point where I think, “Wow. You guys should write for The Royals.”
Today I came across a story that involved the Queen, the Duchess of Cornwall and Botox. What a trio!
According to CDL, Camilla is such a fan of Botox that she convinced Her Majesty, who will turn 90 in April, to give it a go.
This is a sovereign who, if feeling ill, will pop two Tylenol and take a brisk walk in the Scottish Highlands instead of a nap. Volunteering for a Botox injection doesn’t sound like something the Queen would be keen on.
It’s alleged that both Camilla and the Duchess of Cambridge pop round to Dr. Feel Good every now and then to smooth out their wrinkles.
A source claims that “Duchess Camilla believed that passing along this information to Queen Elizabeth would be a great way to claw her way back into Queen Elizabeth’s good graces.”
It appears that Camilla informed the Queen that Botox had “virtually no side effects,” so Her Majesty “ordered the Royal dermatologist” to the palace, who administered a needle here and there over a six-month period.
Well, thanks to Camilla’s helpful advice, Her Majesty can “barely move her jaw to speak. Now, it’s also difficult for [Queen Elizabeth] to chew food. And smiling is out of the question.”
Camilla’s punishment? “Banished from Buckingham Palace.”
Catherine is reportedly furious at Camilla for causing her granny-in-law pain, but is also psyched because it puts her ahead of Camilla in the non-existent popularity contest.
While I have no idea if Camilla and Catherine get Botox injections, I can’t imagine that the Queen would be convinced to give it a go.
Her Majesty is not a vain woman, and never has been. She does her own hair and makeup, was brought up in an era of austerity, and gets countless wears out of her outfits.
Both Camilla and Catherine do get facials from Heaven Skincare founder, Deborah Mitchell, creator of the famous “bee venom mask” that works as a natural face-lift by tightening and cleaning the skin.
Mitchell has called Camilla the “kindest, kindest person.”
Beyond that, it’s anyone’s guess how both royal women treat their face.
