Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Recap: The B!tch is Back!

She’s back, baby. She is most definitely motherf–king back.

While the SUR crew partied in Hawaii, Stassi Schroeder made her long-awaited return to L.A. on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13.

There, she revealed the truth about her sex tape and more …

Truth be told, she’s groveling. She’s in a low place in her life after telling everyone to go f–k themselves, and it’s kind of great.

She and Kristen cried over missing Katie’s engagement, while throwing back two bottles of white wine (no judgment.  More like respect).  Then Stassi admitted to filming a one-woman show that Scheana showed to others for a laugh.  

At this point, anyone who makes a sex tape has to understand that the chances of it going public are high.

Kristen is dating Jax’s friend, Kevin from Austin.  Kevin, according to Stassi, may have a live-in girlfriend.  This is not his biggest offense, however.  Kristen ordered Kevin an Uber to meet her and Stassi at a restaurant.  The dead-ass couldn’t get one himself?

Meanwhile, in Hawaii, a bunch of people who don’t deserve nice things drank their way around the island, and one of them managed to commit a felony!

Scheana’s outpatient rehab service is failing, since her one and only patient, Shay is on the sauce.  Did he not heed her warning of doing every OTHER shot?  Or stopping when he gets a good buzz?  

Lala revealed that James suffers from whiskey d–k, and you kind of feel bad for the guy until he opens his mouth.  You have to wonder if his 7-hour romp with Lauren the other hostess was made up…

Jax’s girlfriend, Brittany, wants to bury the hatchet with Lala and start over.  Lala’s all “whatever, take off them rose colored glasses.”

And finally, Jax’s penchant for stealing finally catches up with him.  Somehow, between waking up and killing time before their flight back to LA (after which they must make it to a Third Eye Blind concert), Jax got hammered, walked into a store and stole a pair of $ 300 sunglasses.

Because of the price point, Jax was charged with felony theft, with bail set at $ 11,000.

Instead of leaving him on the island to rot, the gang waits around for Jax.  They finally head to the airport with 90 minutes to spare, and Jax is able to meet them and catch a flight home.  Brittany must have packed up his stuff for him back at the hotel (bless her heart), and when he got to the airport, she just stood there, unable to look at him.

“I’m sorry,” he kept saying.  “I understand if you don’t want to be with me anymore.”

The guy is a loser and a kleptomanaic.

The end.

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know all too well that Stassi is a polarizing figure even by the Bravo show’s high standards.

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Kim Richards Pens Emotional Goodbye to Monty Brinson

Kim Richards has taken to social media in order to write a message she prayed she’d never have to write.

About 24 hours after Monty Brinson died of cancer, the reality star has penned an emotional goodbye to her former husband of four years.

“Yesterday I said goodbye to best the friend I’ve ever had in my life,” Richards wrote on Instagram of Brinson, who is the father of Kim’s daughter, Brooke.

Brinson and Richards were married from 1985 to 1988.

But they remained in close touch for years after splitting, with Brinson showing support for Richards are recently as 2015 in light of her drinking and arrest issues.

“Monty was an amazing person with an amazing soul,” Richards added on Monday night.

“We shared over 30 years of Love & Happiness and brought a beautiful daughter into world. I am so grateful for all that we shared. I know we will be together again one day.

“I love you Monty.”

Those who watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online or on television over the years have seen Richards care for her ailing ex-husband, who was battling lung cancer.

“My angel in heaven, and I know that we be together again one day. I will carry you in my heart always my love… until then, may you rest in peace,” Richards concluded her post.

We send our condolences to Kim, to her friends, to her family members and to anyone who was close to Monty Brinson.

May he rest in peace.

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Teen Mom O.G. Recap: The Big Day is Here!

On Teen Mom Season 12 Episode 5, viewers finally got to see the moment they’ve been waiting for since 16 & Pregnant first premiered:

Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra tying the knot!

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Oh, happy day!!!!

Maci Bookout, Amber Portwood and Kailyn Lowry were all in attendance for the ceremony, although Farrah Abraham wasn’t invited due to that whole thing about her being Cate and Ty’s arch enemy.

But she was busy making her mom cry this week anyway.

In what way (this time)?  

The ex-stripper chose not to let Debra babysit Sophia during her extended business trip to Great Britain, explaining her reasoning as follows to her therapist:

“I think some things with how my mom’s bipolar behavior creates Sophia to be more aggressive. … It’s also her snippitiness and her selfishness. Her behavior is driving me crazy. I must have been scarred from my childhood.”

This mother-daughter non-bonding scene ended with Debra screaming about how she lost her job over all of this and Farrah shooting back that she’s “f-cking manipulating the situation.”

Good times.

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Also not having good times?

Maci, whose boyfriend Taylor McKinney decided to invest in his own T-shirt line… and leave his lover out of the deal, despite her heavy involvement with the endeavor.

Along with being personally hurt by this maneuver, Maci feared that their paltry bank account would suffer as a result of Taylor’s decision.

Amber, meanwhile, was also in the mood to make a move financially.

She and fiancé Matt Baie bought a dilapidated house for $ 18,000.

They plan to flip it… make a lot of money… and then open a sober living home for recovering addicts.

“This is a big risk,” Amber said at one point. “The money that I’ve made, I wanna be smart with it now. Because back in the day, I completely blew all of my money, and I didn’t even know what I was doing.”

But enough preamble, right? Let’s get to the main event!

Catelynn, looking gorgeous in her wedding dress, made us cry by bonding with Teresa Davis, the adoptive mother of her first daughter, Carly.

She and Tyler even danced with Teresa and Carly during the reception, causing major waterworks for flow forth from Maci, Amber and Kailyn to cry.

“This is the best day ever in my life,” Tyler said.

But that wasn’t all he said.

His wedding vows set the sentimental bar impossibly high for all future grooms, to the point where we feel a need to re-run them here, word for emotional word:

From middle school sweethearts at the tender age of 13, to two teens in a crisis facing the odds together, to becoming parents and building a household together, to playfully goofing around together like children as if no one is watching.

All of these things and many more are the reason I want to make a promise to you.

A promise that, as long as I’m alive, you will never be alone, you will never question if you are beautiful, you will never doubt that you are worthy, and you will never wonder if you are loved.

You are my angel, my soul mate, my best friend. I believe you were brought into this world and destined to be loved by me, cherished by me.

I anxiously await to be able to love you forever as my wife. 

Man. There you have it.

If you watch Teen Mom online, you know that these two have had their ups and downs, but they have been a rock compared to their co-stars.

We wish them a life full of happiness.

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