Matt Baier: SUED By FIVE Baby Mamas For Child Support!

On Monday’s episode of Teen Mom: OG, by far the biggest storyline was Amber Portwood‘s ex, Gary Shirley, getting his private detective on.

Confronting Amber about Matt Baier’s seven kids, GareBear threw her for a loop, which she didn’t appreciate … but he wasn’t wrong.

If you watch Teen Mom online this week, you’ll see Portwood flip out and insist that her much older boyfriend has merely two offspring.

Well, more like two offspring … give or take five.

After the episode aired, the embattled couple addressed the speculation, insinuating in an MTV video clip that Baier has five children.

Closer. Five … give or take two more.

Matt Baier, a 44-year-old Boston native, has at least seven children, as evidenced by the five baby mamas currently taking him to court!

According to court papers, women from Massachusetts, Minnesota, North Dakota and South Dakota have all filed suit against Baier.

The women are demanding that his new home state of Indiana – where he lives with Amber – force him to pay long overdue child support.

Two of the five women claim to have two kids by Baier, bringing the total up to seven offspring, or exactly what Gary Shirley told Amber.

Incredibly, while the case was filed on October 2, a judicial officer was unable to serve Baier the court summons until two weeks ago.

A December 8 hearing was postponed because no one could find the guy, even though he’s dating an MTV reality star in a small town.

Baier was finally served on January 21, and a hearing has been rescheduled in the case for March 22. So where does that leave him?

In financial peril for life, most likely. Use protection, kids.

Still, it appears that Portwood is defending her fiance, insisting in the new MTV footage, “I can say that today, we’re in a great place.”

They are still planning to marry in October … for now.

Blac Chyna Defends Rob Kardashian, Slams "Whack Ass B-tches"

Blac Chyna would like to get a few things off her ample chest.

First, according to TMZ sources, the controversial star is not about to name names or throw anyone under the bus…

… but she insists that the ecstasy found in her suitcase during her arrest in Austin last week was placed there by the person who packed said suitcase.

She claims she had never seen it before authorities fished it out.

Second, whack ass bitches better step off!!!

Indeed, Rob Kardashian’s new girlfriend went off on critics and haters via a series of Snapchat videos on Tuesday night, telling anyone slamming the reclusive former reality star to mind his or her own darn business.

“You know what I hate the most? … Whack ass bitches,” Chyna, clad in a black hoodie, said into the camera, adding:

“I go on Instagram and my Snapchat and people talking s–t about Rob.

“Right, you weak ass bitch … right exactly … please come harder.”

To the shock of both the public and the Kardashians, Chyna has been dating Rob for several weeks now.

Some believe this is a revenge relationship because Chyna is the ex-girlfriend of Tyga and has been critical of Kylie Jenner and her family ever since the 18-year old started to date the rapper.

But Rob just drove 1,377 miles to bring Chyna back from Texas to Los Angeles.

So he’s either very dedicated to this act of vengeance against his family… or he’s in love. (Or he’s using drugs, we suppose.)

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“What’s so crazy is like you bitches are so f—king concerned,” Chyna continued on Snapchat.

“Worry about yourself. Worry about your account. Imma give you guys like, the benefit of the doubt, you haters … These are the same bitches talking s—t time and time again.

“Like, worry ‘bout yourself.”

Rob has shied away from the spotlight for years now.

In that time, he has gained a lot of weight and he was recently diagnosed with Diabetes.

So Blac Chyna ended her diatribe by referring to Kardashian’s struggle with weight gain and depression.

“I’m ‘bout to tell y’all something. So he’s been like, low-key for three years and y’all bitches ain’t bout to run him back in,” Chyna said, prior to a friend taking over the camera and reiterating that haters should back off.

Multiple reports have confirmed that Chyna has been helping Kardashian lose weight. She’s hired an online personal trainer for the Arthur George sock creator and also come up with workouts and a meal plan for Kardashian to follow.

Might this actually be a normal, healthy relationship?

Might Blac Chyna hold the keys to a happy future for Rob Kardashian?

Anything is possible, people.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: We Talked it Out

We hope you’re sitting down, because (wait for it) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 10 featured plenty of tension.

Absolutely astonishing, we know. Let’s get into it, THGers …

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 10, Kyle and Lisa V. planned a burlesque-themed joint anniversary soiree.

Faye Resnick was on Kyle Richards’ guest list though, and if you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online with any regularity …

Well, you know that’s going to be a controversial move.

Kyle got angry at Kathryn for speaking out against Faye as well, so really, Resnick is never more than one degree away from drama.

Perhaps most significantly, though, Lisa Rinna felt it was time to clear the air regarding Munchhausen’s disease and Yolanda Foster.

Oh yes: Rinna sat down with her co-star and copped to the fact that she “engaged” in “outside chatter” about Foster and her illness.

Such as: Were Foster’s Instagram posts appropriate if she’s ailing? Was she even really sick or is Yolanda Foster faking Lyme disease?

You know. Standard gossip. Rinna also mentioned that there was talk of Munchausen syndrome, which Foster knew nothing about.

It was all very confusing and off-putting, but Rinna, who is “not super comfortable” around Foster, did apologize for her role in all this.

Sort of. She also left the door open to more drama.

The cop-out apology clearly didn’t make Yolanda feel entirely at ease, or at all at ease, as she called Rinna “despicable” at the party.

Foster lamented in a statement that sums it all up:

“Who in the world has three years to fake being sick? I wish they would use the energy they’re wasting talking about me to come take care of me.” 

Yes, but that would make her RHOBH co-stars entirely too logical, compassionate, considerable, selfness and most of all, human.

Not sure some or any of them qualify TBH.

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Dance Moms Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: Can Abby Lee Miller Be Replaced?

Tension reached its all-time pinnacle on Dance Moms Season 6 Episode 5 – which is saying something for this show – last night on Lifetime.

That’s because Abby literally locked her team the f–k out.

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If you watch Dance Moms online, then you’ve been following the saga of Abby Lee Miller’s bankruptcy case and subsequent meltdowns.

One of which caused her to “abandon” the team last week.

Well, fast forward to last night and the moms are gossiping in the parking lot, talking about how she won’t let the team use her studio.

Miller “literally” lives there, according to Jill Vertes.

It doesn’t really make a lot of sense, since despite the fact that she supposedly didn’t want them in her studio, using her name is okay?

We know Abby Lee Miller lied about quitting and that Dance Moms is the most fake show on reality TV, but this is just getting preposterous.

Anyway, the kids showed up to dance, until Holly Frazier realized hers was nowhere to be found and took off running to go find her.

Nia Frazier, it turns out, was so upset about some negative reactions to a video she posted on social media, so how did Holly respond?

By talking about the stress of how Abby wasn’t there, just to keep up the narrative, even though Nia never linked Miller with any bullying.

If we’re expected to believe that the stress of Abby being gone is what’s really bothering Nia in some tangential way, we’re tuning out.

Honestly, you’re better than this, Dance Moms. Get it together.

To see some actual dancing featuring Nakul Dev Mahajan and Debbie Allen (yes, the legendary Debbie Allen), follow the links above.

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