Kailyn Lowry: Partying Hard Following Split From Javi Marroquin?

It’s only been a few weeks since Kailyn Lowry confirmed her split from Javi Marroquin, but she already seems to be making the most of the single life.

We’re not sure if there’s any truth to the rumors about Kailyn and Jordan Wenner are true, but judging from her Instagram page, the girl is not wasting any time mourning her fractured marriage:

Kailyn captioned the photo on the left, “I just jumped out of a plane y’all!”

She later added, “By far, the coolest experience I’ve ever had. I cannot wait until next time!”

Obviously, the photo on the left needs no explanation – though we’ve definitely never thought of Kailyn as any sort of snob.

So Kailyn is sipping vino and jumping out of planes like it ain’t no thang.

Sounds to us like she’s living her best life.

Of course, she’s a public figure who shares personal details about her life on the Internet in 2016, so naturally, dozens of anonymous commenters have plenty of trash to talk.

In Kailyn’s case, it’s mostly concern trolling.

Her Instagram followers are worried that Kailyn is too thin.

They’re upset that she’s not spending enough time with her kids.

They’re pissed off because she’s out in the world having fun while they’re at home sh-t-talking on a reality star’s social media page.

Kailyn Lowry: Skydiving Video

“I don’t think that is a wise choice for a mother of two small children,” wrote one commenter on the video above.

Something tells us a dad wouldn’t receive the same criticism.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to see more of Kailyn living it up.

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Katy Perry Responds to Orlando Bloom-Selena Gomez Cheating Rumors

Earlier this week, we reported that Orlando Bloom was caught cheating on Katy Perry with none other than Selena Gomez.

We expected it to shape up into quite the love triangle.

Unfortunately for lovers of celebrity drama everywhere, it seems Katy Perry can’t be bothered, and has decided to wash her hands of the whole mess.

Katy has been radio silent in the days since the allegations surfaced, but last night she posted a tweet that seemed to sum up feelings on the subject of Orlando’s infidelity.

Katy wrote simply, “Is that all there is?” followed by a link to Peggy Lee’s classic anthem for folks with zero f–ks to give:

Peggy Lee: “Is That All There Is?”

Is anyone else imagining Katy listening to this jam on repeat while polishing off a magnum of pinot noir and puffing on a cigarette?

We know Katy doesn’t smoke, but it really completes the picture, doesn’t it?

We took the post as something of an apathetic shrug – kind of Katy’s way of assuring fans that she’s moving on.

After all, Katy and Orlando just started dating in January.

Better to find out relatively early on that he’s a cheating D-bag, right?

However, some fans took the tweet as a sign of exhaustion and malaise from the usually upbeat singer.

Sadly, there’s a chance that their assessment is totally accurate.

After all, in the years since her divorce from Russell Brand, Katy has been involved with an endless parade of douches, most of whom have left her heartbroken.

Maybe this is her way of saying she’s starting to believe that’s all that’s out there.

Or maybe she was just feeling some throwback jams last night. Who knows!

Kandi Burruss Defends Potty Training Her 4-Month Old

Kandi Burruss gave birth to a son named Ace in early January.

And the kid is most definitely a cutie. There can be no debate over that statement…

But debate has emerged on the Internet over Kandi and her husband’s ongoing attempt to potty train their relatively new baby.

Yes, they are trying to potty train a four-month old.

This is difficult enough to do for many two-year olds, but Kandi and Todd Tucker have uploaded a handful of photos and videos to their social media accounts that show Ace on the toilet.

There’s a small seat that goes over on top of the bowl:

“Ace sleeps through the night without peeing in his diaper. So I put him on the potty every Morning and he pees in the toilet,” Todd wrote as a caption to the above image.

Burruss, who has been very open with her breastfeeding, shared her own footage of Ace attempting to do his personal business and then tried to fend off the criticism she figured was coming her way.

“I know a lot of people are gonna talk trash because we have #Ace on the potty already but I did the same thing with @rileyburruss,” she wrote of her daughter, who is now 13.

We’ll do our best to ignore the fact that Kandi used a hashtag for her four-month old son.

She continued:

“I bought the baby toilet seat that fits on top of the toilet & for the past week we’ve been putting Ace on the toilet in the mornings. As soon as we sit him up there he pees.

“One time he pooped & peed. It helps to get them used to the concept early. I don’t expect him to be fully potty trained early but it does help.

“I’ve done it before so I’m speaking from experience. I’m not saying it will work for anyone else but this works for us.

“Today I didn’t get the diaper off quick enough & he started going as soon as I sat him on the toilet! He got me!”

We’re not really sure why anyone would take issue with this.

But it’s the Internet and it’s parenting and everyone thinks he or she is an expert in everything… so we take it back.

We totally get why people would take issue with this.

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George Zimmerman to Auction Off Gun Used to Kill Trayvon Martin

In the midst of this divisive election season, it’s important to focus on the things that all reasonable human beings can agree on.

For instance, we all know George Zimmerman is a sentient post-Chipotle dump, and he provided us with further evidence today.

The 32-year-old vigilante was acquitted of murdering 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in 2013 and has engaged in several criminal acts in the years since.

Sadly, given his long history of violence it wasn’t all that shocking when Zimmerman hit his girlfriend with a wine bottle or engaged in gunplay with another motorist during a road rage incident last year.

However, Zimmerman is committed to showing the world that he’s a real competitor for the title of Worst Piece of Sh-t on the Planet, so he does things like tweet photos of Martin’s dead body – and auction off the gun he used to kill the boy.

Yes, Zimmerman announced today that he will be selling the weapon that ended Martin’s life – which he describes as a “piece of American history” – to the highest bidder.

“The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin,” wrote Zimmerman in a social media post.

He added that the proceeds will be donated to organizations that oppose Hillary Clinton, the Black Lives Matter movement, and Angela Corey, the State Attorney who investigated Martin’s death.

“I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s [sic] persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric,” Zimmerman wrote.

Though he stops just short of making specific threats, Zimmerman’s auction announcement reads a violent, paranoid tirade against his enemies.

At one point he complains of being personally victimized by “B. Hussein Obama.”

Asked during an interview with a Florida radio station about how he expects critics to react, Zimmerman responded:

“They’re not going to be bidding on it, so I couldn’t care less about them. I’m a free American. I can do what I like with my possessions.”

And as free Americans, we’d like to exercise our right to remind the world that you’re a talking mound of excrement.

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